The great Australian philosopher Dean Deane

I mean regarding that last post, I mean I wasn't really into sex or girls as a 16/17 year old much. I might kiss a girl here or there but not much. I guess when I say it would have been good to tap the hot blonde girl from year 11 or Laura or whoever from year 11, maybe that would more be like get to second base or something like that. I mean that Jewish girl and I, from five years later, were just screwing like crazy and I could not see the point of our relationship except for sex and to become an aspiring choreographer or something. Kinda nonsensical. I mean that hot blonde girl had a boyfriend anyway and they were probably screwing like crazy and it just wasn't something I wanted to do as a seventeen year old. Even as a 21 or 22 year old, in hindsight, what was the point with jewgirl 2.0? (jewgirl 1.0 was irresistible* so no point second guessing that). Nonsensical...

Kind of like the expression: 'famous Australian philosopher'. Every Australian knows about Dean Deane the famous Dean of philosophy at the University of Coburg & Launceston. He is said to have turned fur dean a year after turning twelve and a year before turning faw dean. Five years later he became a dean. Years old. It's what we study at school. Just ask someone like.

Many of Dean Dean Deane's (formerly Dean Deane before he attained the Deanhood of the university of Coburg and Launceston) books are Australian and international bestsellers of 22nd century philosophy:

Lesbians and fags can be friends.

I can retard, so can you.

We're 30% gay, 70% hetero, now what?

Light my fire with your lida.

And the hit sequel: I lied when I said light my fire with your lida.

Can sir cancer.

You said teen instead of dean let's lock you up with the criminally insane.

What are you complaining about I just vomited in your face and you never even said thanks.

If you don't like your doodle chop it off and get a new one.

* If this Jessica Simpson pop song was about a girl it would have been about my girlfriend jewgirl 1.0 from age 20/21:

Just sayin'....

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