Have you seen the light????
https://youtu.be/xbq0OuJtErs
Vlad wants your psycho, your vertical step...
https://youtu.be/qrO4YZeyl0I
DW tv ladies roundtable on Russia Ukraine war:
https://youtu.be/PTNLPGupFks
So as mentioned in recent post, my turbo charged (no actual motor) big red kayak (the SS Pete Sampras) was rediscovered like just leaning against the wall behind the local sailing club where Red Herring chills. I thought 'Pete Sampras' got washed away and washed up but guess McEnrow [sic] proved me wrong or something.
Anyway there's an electrical element to the water in that the algae has a kind of glowing electrical look when you're quickly paddling on SS Pete Sampras. It's not like that with other kayaks of mine which take on water and are very slow. The SS Pete Sampras is absolutely not taking on water and absolutely glided tremendously. So the glowing algae strokes caused by the paddling and the electrical effect are awesome.
So I was listening to Chris Salcedo a bit on Texas radio as I reset SS Pete Sampras back into her former paces and watching the glow. I arrived on Red Herring with tremendous speed and ease and boarded, all the while listening to the Chris Salcedo show. The motions I might go through are similar to the governor of Texas who is wheelchair bound, when arriving on the kayak, I remove my bag from my back and place it on the Red Herring, last night I had about a gallon of fresh water so I removed that from behind me and placed it on the Red Herring. Unclicked my paddle into two halves and placed it on the Red Herring and clicked the SS Pete Sampras' click line to a loop on Red Herring's stern, preventing the kayak from drifting off. At this point I engage my legs to dismount the kayak and mount Red Herring's stern. Her stern is open at the rear with just a few inches to step over. I normally place my knees on that spot and grasp the bar above that. Care has to be taken not to place the shin on the stern's bottom moulding as this can hurt when all 125 kilograms are pressed onto it when dismounting the kayak. There's a sweet spot bottom of the kneecaps and above the shin that doesn't hurt. I just mentioned crabman and Lois' father in the last post, it's because I'm a little bit like both of them in my personality. My knees are not normal and everything down from there is not normal so you might notice that in my gait as looking a little bow legged but if you were to watch me running down stairs from sideways you'd think I was an absolute freak and even scary looking. It's a real freakshow.
Anyway Chris was bitching the whole time about racist leftists. Kinda like me, I probably love bitching about race more than most people and can easily be described as a racist. If some minority non Spaniards go to Spain, like Chris Salcedo or my Mexican Australian buddy Ghandi or whatever his name is (he even admitted some of his work colleagues said he looked like Ghandi coz he's like a Mexican looking version of Ghandi). He's actually a very talented computer programmer, makes a lot if money. Will have to call him after this post. Anyway all kinds of people will bitch about Spaniards how racist they are. This does not bother me as a Spaniard in the least. I'm sure if I use a novel racist term like dopey northern European dummy to describe white Americans or their European counterparts (who often act gay), then the Americans would be absolutely non plussed and probably think it's funny. People trash talking Spaniards does not annoy me at all.
Anyway so Chris Salcedo's show went to a commercial break and this is the only reason I'm making this post about all of the aforementioned (excepting the link to DW tv) because of how amazing one commercial seemed to be. The lady in the commercial starting talking about a lantern and shining a light (on cancer) and at the exact precise moment I was reaching for the lantern inside Red Herring and switching it on and shining it. I mean the whole experience was so organic and streamlined it was just amazing. You had to be there. I wasn't going to mention it but I saw a weird looking plane up in the sky a few weeks ago (during the missing presumed gone SS Pete Sampras days). I just thought it was an airplane shining lights but I couldn't understand how it got to the edge of the sky so quickly from where it seemed to be going a moment ago. It was like you couldn't tell if it was a human airplane or extra terrestrial but couldn't really give a shit. But the Texas lady with her shining a light lantern was way cooler as it was completely and utterly in sync with that boarding experience last night.
Watched some Bill O'Reilly after that. That'd be cool if he could flash people like the old guy in the Simpsons or make a dance troupe that could flash people in sync, again like in the Simpsons, singing the old grey mare ain't what she used to be song. Better post a link. Ha ha. Hopefully that's not disrespectful or mean to Bill, just fresh to death. He could probably ask Larry Ludlow to be in his troupe, ha ha, better remember to call Mexican Ghandi, I can never remember that guy anymore ....
https://youtu.be/NRgNbis14pE
Speaking of mean, the dream I had most on my mind upon waking around 740am to pee, was weighing heavily on my psychic body. Some total evil criminal psycho who was opposed to the FBI or some law enforcement was holding someone like me or someone hostage. At one point me or Johnny Depp or whoever it was was thinking just jump off like a ten storey building and suicide to avoid torture by like two or three or four agents of this evil. In the end me or whoever decided not to jump off the building and submit to capture. I can't remember all the details now but I mainly remember there was this sadistic evil genius and he'd bashed some girl and that was like his weaponized girl to do his bidding it was pretty evil. I hope I'm not that guy. I'd rather be the feisty rodent from THIS Budweiser commercial, at the risk of sounding random:
Real men of genius....
https://youtu.be/lsC3ni7A88M
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