For this momentous post, I'm going to pretend I'm like bow wow pulling up in my Bentley and I'm scooping up McEnroe with his giant tennis ball and we're gonna produce the greatest flamenco dance video ever. I know it's a pretty big deal so be mindful when you're coming in your pants....
Maestro....
https://youtu.be/BOMUjX56xIk
This time we gonna produce a good dance video John!
That's what you said last time fool and we got Jethro and Ellie May rocking Beverly Hills
But this time it'll be super different John. There'll be a cruise ship, a big giant one, full of crazy people trying to have fun. A giant eswimming pool.
An eswimming pool?
Yeah John an eswimming pool
You're talking with an espanish accent now?
Yeah John I am espanish, like Rafael Nadal
Ok so there's gonna be a flamenco star?
Yeah John, Britney Espears has to do it
Why?
Because she's the most photographed woman in the world and the most famous dancer. What kind of an equestion is that John?
I mean how you going to get her to do that? Do you even have her phone number?
No John, I will just write her a letter, grab a pen and a notepad from the glove compartment John, take note:
Dear Señora Espears,
Ever since I come to America from eSpain as a little boy, I always like your music and you run around in your underwear everywhere like you always at the beach or something 24/7. I always think wow this lady like she always think she at the beach or something. That time you went crazy I thinking wow maybe Señora Espears realize she not always everyday at the beach or something and feel bad about having to wear more clothes or something.
Anyway Senora Espears, it's like my country eSpain needs you now because we don't know who is the best flamenco dancer, we having an identity ecrisis or something....
The old folks are saying Carmen Amaya from like the 60s is best and now the young people like the Macarena Ramirez. So I like you to make the video clip put every bitch in their eplaces ok?
That's it? You want to say goodbye or esomething.
Tell her you have such a pretty smile and such a cara tan guapa.... Women love that eshit when you compliment them like that.
How about, an ass to die for?
No we don't talk like that in eSpain. Besides if she gonna dance a flamenco she needs to wear clothes. She can't do that eshit in her underwear, you know what I mean?
Ok now what, you have an envelope or something.
Esomething; here stick it in this bottle her John and grab that piece of cork there to seal it.
And now what?
Now what? This is the mighty Brooklyn bridge John, we in America where dreams come true when Biden's communist dictatorship isn't getting you carjacked. We just toss the bottle in the river and see what the destiny she bring us.
Oh, ok. Coño Ben let's get some enchiladas from taco bell
Ok bro but I got to sing high pitched falsettos from Frozen super loud the whole way, you got earmuffs or good taste or something??
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I can actually hit every high note in this song, I'm not ashamed of that as I don't identify as transgender wolfterian.....
https://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU
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Let!!!! FAULT!!!!! LOVE thirty.....
https://youtu.be/YVARynk8UOg
How long, how long will I slide...... Separate my side, I don't believe it's baaaaa----aaadddd
https://youtu.be/aeZnkEMIxBM
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