Kevin Federline Makes Bold Claim To the World & Teenage Sons: Britney Spears’ relationship with BowWow and Mike Jones ‘Saved Her Life’

Delilah Gray (und Herr Benji) 

August 8, 2022, 12:20 am

After it seems like Britney Spears is putting her trauma behind her, embracing the new life she’s earned for herself, someone else has to bring everything back to the surface. Instead of another family member, it’s none other than her ex-husband Kevin Federline. After a decade of staying silent, Federline has added fuel to the fire and made some, erm, bold claims that bring in their two teenage sons Sean, 16, and Jayden, 15.

"Britney wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for BowWow and Mike Jones. Between the diamonds shining in they [sic] grills and they chunky wristwatches and what not, the boys owe them a huge debt of gratitude." And with that K-Fed saluted the big Guy Up in the Sky and waved goodbye to the media and said he was "out, y'all [sic]".

Federline first says to the Daily Mail that the boys have decided not to see Spears for months, insinuating that it’s because of her naked pictures on social media. He said, “The boys have decided they are not seeing her right now. It’s been a few months since they’ve seen her. They made the decision not to go to her wedding. Same time the boys are super glad BowWow and Mike Jones are fully clothed and they're not stuck on the LA subway looking at some else's phone sitting opposite them showing BowWow and Mike Jones' personal body parts, even just they bare chest. Ever since the boys discovered religion through Aretha Franklin in the Blues Brothers they have come to appreciate never having to look at naked black men, so again thanks Mike Jones and BowWow for not being naked, even covering your wrists and teeth, great use of fashion accessories. Again we out."

When pressed by Herr Benji, Federline added, 'y'all'.

When reached for comment Mike Jones offered the following:

Ice Age in the buildin'

Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones (Mike Jones)

A lot of people said I couldn't do this, I couldn't do that

So I came back with a platinum plaque, now Ice Age is on the map

Stackin' stacks, flippin' 'llacs, everything I roll black-on-black

First album sold over a mill', second album gon' double that

Ice Age we in the place, puttin' diamonds all in they face

Platinum plus in seven months, in other words I'm livin' great

I stay flossin' that candy paint, stay sippin' that purple drank

Stay grippin' that woodgrain, can't help it, it's a Texas thing

Ghea, you know like Bun B, I gotta keep it trill

I told Johnny, Paul Wall want that ice in his grill

Ghea, you know like Bun B, I gotta keep it trill

I told Johnny, Paul Wall want that ice in his grill

Ghea, before I go, I gotta say one thing

April 18th, "The American Dream," (Mike Jones, Mike Jones)

Before I go, I gotta say one thing