Adventures of Shirley, therapy with former CIA now internet sensation John Kiriakou

 Jim Morrison 

https://youtu.be/22GEvDupWGo?si=eGan9S37EdbKxdp2

CONGRESS 

https://youtu.be/dpQulJS-R50?si=oaL7ygkrpA9QV775

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MTV: Ghosted, with Rachel and Travis

 

Wouldn't it be cool if they had a fox news version of that show.

Travis: yo why did you ghost everyone at fox news after you came out

Shepherd Smith: I didn't ghost anyone dog they fired me

Travis: ok that's news to us.

Rachel: ok after you came out Tucker, you say Fox News ghosted you?

Tucker Carlson: I didn't come out 

Travis: you were in the womb, you took your first breath Tucker, you came out 

Rachel: yeah I just saw you leave your wine cellar there, you came out 

Tucker: ok I came out, Fox News fired me

Travis: oh ok I didn't know that. Classic example, when you ghost someone it just makes more drama 

Rachel: ok you ladies on Outnumbered, you all ghosted Tulsi Gabbard because you said she's the ultimate faghag?

Outnumbered: we never said that! (They talk for another five hours or so) We definitely never said that did we?

Travis: ok Benji you and Alan Colmes were a regular basis on his radio show, not as much as Hannity and Colmes but still you guys were talking to each other week after week 

Ben: well yeah he'd always announce me, Benjamin from Sydney Australia then I'd be like parking my car and getting into my crib with my Mrs and our two little kids.... We'd talk a lot he'd be a little dramatic sometimes begging me to stop calling him but then he'd always take my calls so it was like he didn't want to not put my on the air.....

Travis: and then you ghosted him

Ben: well he died and I remember I was waiting on hold like half an hour the day he died and it had already come out he'd died so I just ended up talking to the guy taking care of his show that day.

Rachel: so he never ghosted you

Ben: no dog I have no idea where his spirit went. I mean they did some eulogies for him on Fox News but in terms of his reincarnating principle, I have no idea, not even a delusional one, no ghost, nothing. I guess only God knows where Alan went after that but I'm sure he's out there somewhere.

Maybe it's Shay's son, only God would know. 

That's what I thought! Benji's soccer team wins first game this season

 

That's what I thought!

https://youtu.be/sGUNPMPrxvA?si=C9sVAgvW9N669sAg

Man we were 2-0 down at half time after a losing streak of three or four games. I mean we had a pre season friendly we might have won. I was getting so sick of all the losing I ended up tackling my own teammates for the ball. Then we came back and scored three goals. Wow. Although I think two of them may have been offside.

Also I've torn a lot of muscles in my left calf going on sprints everywhere so now it's crazy injured although I still expect to be able to drive bus tomorrow. I need the cash and I don't use that leg much.

Benji discusses Superhomo® merchandise, flying first class without a valid ticket, CIA torture and abandonment of constitution

 Crazy naggers?

https://youtu.be/IxdzBlBtONA?si=Y3pnqA7cRDciMX5U

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Creating logo for Superhomo to get T-shirt printed

 

                       ®

Superhomo 

Ok I just ordered my comedy club stage shirt be pressed with the superhomo logo which is cool. Ladies you can mix and match your fashion, you know how that works...

¿Una chapuza tío?

 

  

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Benji discusses hot Japanese women figure skating

 

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Benji discusses ex CIA Internet sensation John Kirika; Benji offers his BIA analysis (Benji Intelligence Agency)

 John Kiriakou

https://youtu.be/2soGJXQAQec?si=DdJ3NXYK6zh5IGhP

John describes his feelings about India...

https://youtube.com/shorts/TPBto_xdW9Q?si=rbgQX46bfUTd-xen

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Like doggs playing poker??

https://youtu.be/5r06EDDz3bw?si=vVwVBaHAE4cv7_Sj

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That was a revolution....

https://youtube.com/shorts/TxhQ8nHd5qg?si=-LFi0OTZ0_auMGMj

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Benji discuses Madonna

 

Madonna discusses MJ

https://youtube.com/shorts/CXx-VX5rJoM?si=tXotRCS4BpecJNU7

Strike a pose...

https://youtu.be/GuJQSAiODqI?si=EnoBc6UIUAOQg6XF

Timothy McVeigh case / the Clintons

 

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Superhomo, rundown

 Friday I'm in love - the Cure

https://youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?si=U2hickl824uUzO5G

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Emeril Lagasse, American food, yacking on the way to the comedy club

 

Emeril Lagasse...

https://youtube.com/shorts/AkHUOCWGfXM?si=N1xRa8V8BIS2Rcq0

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What can a Tesla robot actually do around the house? How much is it? Can it fold clothes? Iron? Stack the dishwasher?

 

My daughter and I get a selfie with a Tesla robot 

What can they even do? How much are they?

Tinkling with Elon?

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South Korea's gender wars and population decline:

https://youtu.be/6KpIXxF0abA?si=0ulYkLeGjw8Cl2FA

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Shortlisting nominees for the sixth inaugural Benji award

Movie: Groundhog Day 

Arnold Gay, Singaporean news presenter:

Tribute, Tenacious D

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si=FF_YOkuX1nwZ-iZy

NWA Express Yourself 

https://youtu.be/u31FO_4d9TY?si=1cJgWNviUtmo8OsX

The marriage of Figaro, act 2 finale, by Mozart 

https://youtu.be/VSp867yG-wU?si=g2uEAtkdPclLo9_4

Wait a second, how many minutes can you sustain that uninterrupted operatic singing Mozart? 6, 7?

https://youtu.be/4vuyeEucd1Y?si=VfFpvbTJOjHZ6QqC

Bowwow feat Big Stern, Fresh Produce:

https://youtu.be/BOMUjX56xIk?si=3uTln4flE42fxPFb

Tao by Lao Tzu....

https://youtu.be/Fk8ldivh7uI?si=ZAZ4FK-ZtJL7VPk6

This year's law enforcement entry:

United States Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)

Capture of Paul Le Roux, possible creator of Bitcoin and arch criminal....

https://youtu.be/sm-yGe906WA?si=lBqkxzDrAhmoRMQR

Deltron 3030 - Mastermind 

https://youtu.be/O7dyli_nXn4?si=6u3V9Z8zM7nYbFyH

POD - Best shot equals boom....

https://youtu.be/lYHA_7vxrgc?si=7YZhK9tx8QkO4Kdr

Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl album...

https://youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk?si=y5a7dFILpRzvo8y-

So folks may be wondering if Friedrich Nietzsche will be nominated for a coveted Benji award, it's still unclear, but what's for sure is that Nietzsche keeps on Röcken, a small village in what was then Prussia. So he keeps on Röcken, Röcken. Just saying.

  The coveted Benji award, number 6

The winner of the coveted Benji award should paste the dancing fools image® to a table tennis racket of their choice so each corner reaches its circumference. The racket can be mounted in zero gravity, underwater or planted amongst potatoes, etc. 

Benji discusses Arab Israeli issues....

 

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All quiet on the stand up comedy front....

 

Give that drunken youth a dangerously fast electric bike Chris....

https://youtu.be/xt0V0_1MS0Q?si=QkVatMMNA_kgJL-h

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Black people

Black fella....

https://youtu.be/-gczCNMChjg?si=Z-M-ZDdxU8tpazTp

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Player profile: Superhomo - facts at a glance

 

Superhomo's favorite song:

https://youtu.be/Q4xiBI3Acik?si=4Q-exDAeI3XIEwSE

Superhomo player profile, facts at a glance:

Works as a hustler but was told by parole officer to look for a job through Centrelink for upcoming court case, apparently open mic counts as looking for a job; 

can catch cum in his mouth at the gay Olympics multiple times with various jumps, gold medallist 

acts surprised when people laugh at certain things, questions audience 'what's funny about that?'; 

will adopt straight people's kids when their marriages fail, believes gay people can repopulate the Earth thing; 

thinks straight people are weird as they typically don't jerk 20 guys off in a day, avoids them;

Asks transgender American guy at the club if he's chopped his doodle off yet then offers role in gay porn movie but says he'd be useless without a doodle, noone watches transgender porn; 

objects at friend's wedding because both of the grooms are too hot to be monogamous; brings pink booties to ex boyfriends gay baby shower even though it's a boy. 

Can bring lesbians dying for some stick to the gay club for stick but only if they dress as guys

Will probably win a gold Logie and put a motor on it and sell it to the sex toy shop. Pet cause, getting women to donate their old vibrators to the wind farm for extra electricity.

Jerks off on homeless people no charge as they often can't afford food.

Thinking about getting a surrogate mother for a designer baby to adopt but only if he can get his high school gym teacher's seed coz he was hot. That'd be tricky cuz he was probably straight.