Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Jews for Jesus?

 


Here's an interesting short YouTube video:

https://youtube.com/shorts/iRd3DbdZoSI?si=9lPF0qnGbAgBfvoS


Hard to beat Pontius Pilates when he says, "what is truth?" sometimes isn't it? Because it's such a great question, like what the hell even is the truth?


I personally don't believe Jesus was Jewish same as Peter but both were gentiles. I think the lineage to David must be referring to Mary since Jesus' male chromosomes don't come from a man we know of per se as per the immaculate conception. The immaculate conception probably happened with other people on earth a number of times so I don't believe in 'only begotten sons of God'. I believe the Jews of the day were right to question that concept. I don't believe Mary was descended from David I think that's probably a fabrication. I also don't believe Jesus and Mary were actually ethnically Jewish. I don't believe they practiced Jewish religion apart from whatever could avoid them getting killed by Herod or whoever. Definitely Jesus studied the old testament but obviously he wasn't impressed with Jewry in general. I believe Britain recently had an ethnically Indian Prime Minister and the current opposition leader there is ethically African or something like that. I don't believe the latter two characters are ethnically Anglo Saxon or ethnically Cornish or Scottish just because they are prominent Britons. That's not hard to understand.


Nope?

https://youtube.com/shorts/GIYvWV7Sppw?si=2N81MwGE6GyUrhY-



Book of Matthew:

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.




Monday, August 3, 2026

Alan Jones trial, day 1 (of 120 or so)

 

Points to remember:


Shooter's ball lands on Jaw's foot, thus:

https://youtu.be/eX-YjciFn4E?si=TIQ0Eml0yKgCQMlS


Shooter requesting a drop from Doug however Doug says ball just be played from where it lies...

https://youtu.be/OOwpXT0J-yA?si=y8uwCfQGL82ADN4O


Jaws and Shooter have an acrimonious relationship, Shooter refers to the former disparagingly as 'Frankenstein'

https://youtu.be/AFzIjDtKgrw?si=y0aZZjBBQ7GcvlUD



Shooter insists to invoke the same rule that was invoked against him:

https://youtu.be/7ae0wfDCnnE?si=hxSO2k7q-nLMDpK4



And now, best of Jaws in classic Roger Moore 007 scenes, decades earlier....

https://youtu.be/V9viObEpCck?si=6owN4WLpzk_9EJ-0









Friday, July 17, 2026

Catching fox news at bus depot

 

Normally I'm driving bus once a week on Sundays but this week it's Saturdays.


Normally with fox news back in the 2010s it was always making jokes about Fox news, jokey jokester joke making like. But they have lifted up their game and government under Trump makes fox news look even better......


Jokey joke making anyone????

https://youtu.be/73fqXpx5vWg?si=N6ZPKRPlal04jbhQ


But there's still noone called Seamus at Fox News.... Just saying. 


Whiffy just turned 43 so we had a birthday lunch with her the five of us and two couples, friends of ours. It was pretty nice. On pittwater harbor at a swanky place. It's close by Mona Vale bus depot so j just drive along Pittwater harbor to my depot. I don't socialize much so I didn't realize nowadays instead of paying a flat rate fee to plate your own birthday cake everyone has to pay a fixed price per person. The two couples invited never knew each other and really seemed to get along great. 

Thursday, July 16, 2026

Shortlisting nominees for the seventh inaugural Benji award



Aqua Teen Hunger Force.... Burn it to the ground so others may not have it either...  

https://youtu.be/PL0c3Q2Owvw?si=W3dIFbvbBiSFBQoU


Obi Wan Darth Maul epic light sabre mauling....

https://youtu.be/qo__6MZIg6U?si=QQ5MfOvrEFFqoHM8


The Doors - The End, (2017 remaster)...

https://youtu.be/9pRGoSbYHQE?si=e1siAkISgZYa6RfT


Pobody's Nerfect: The Good Place with Ted Danson 

https://youtu.be/cz9CvE-uNG0?si=H2gYpoqj9u5usMLc


1st of da month - Bones Thugs and Harmony 

https://youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w?si=qkPMHIByILdoDBcd


Jesus and Liam; Dre and Marshall Mathers

https://youtu.be/YPfdSu6wO08?si=we0JuYMac-A2KSBq

https://youtu.be/eJO5HU_7_1w?si=3yJMXCGwqjwvjQXh


Lynard Skynard sweet home Alabama 

https://youtu.be/-p8GXZcdrIk?si=3NMQv3aOCT2YKJx2


Where they at? Featuring homeboi (gangsta rap)

https://youtu.be/ml9cRfSWOnc?si=Q4IE0G-asY-i46O3


Jedda, 1955 movie from Australia 










Wednesday, July 15, 2026

England World Cup 2026 is over

 C'ya



Seal....

https://youtu.be/Kwdweif1YI0?si=_kiTYg1iE9wPoBU7




To toll or not to toll cuz, that is the question.....







Pobody's Nerfect,: The Good Place's Fake Eleanor vs Benji

 



Wow, when you look at all the lousy stuff Eleanor does during her lifetime (and they do look at it in the afterlife when figuring out where she belongs and what her motivations were), I started thinking about all the shitty things I had done.... 


Some of them I actually have to blackout, CIA style (redacted,)


During nine eleven while watching from my TV in Richmond Virginia ################## (redacted)


In year eleven at Mt Druitt high school ############## basketball area 


At Charles de Gaulle airport Paris late 2001 or early 2002, yelling at flight attendant lady five minutes solid as a curious crowd built up because I'd missed my flight due to becoming entranced by an eastern European woman in leather 


Not liking the flavor dessert treat my mother had brought me and throwing it against the wall while complaining as a young teenager. In my defense she was crazy when I was a kid and would throw her coffee on the wall a lot but apparently not out of anger 


I don't think I had any malicious intention the time I asked a fat lady in my taxi if she expecting (she wasn't I felt bad). Babies are awesome I'd never hurt a baby 


Tomando el pelo de la gente, whenever I did that, too selfish to even care.... Maybe they can just get over themselves as Fake Eleanor says 


########### my wife in Eastern Europe 


The time I stuck my rude obnoxious landlord's toothbrush up my butt, in my defence he really deserved it and I covered the bristles with aluminum foil


Making jokes in high school with my BFF about starving Ethiopians. They were actually mostly his jokes I just listened.


Some of my interactions with family would just be considered good policing so I'll just mention being arrested and cuffed twice (once with a hard throw down onto the lawn and another time with a kick to the leg while down) and not saying thanks 👍; same for LAPD cops in Hollywood (the actual suburb in LA) that stopped and frisked me, possibly at gunpoint (they were probably corrupt)


Fake Eleanor would probably be a good cop!


Pretend hypnotizing my BFF of the Ethiopians in a Stackhat jokes and getting him to throw hard boiled candy at our Indian math's teacher's head. Subsequently a mandarin, as if to prove we never learned our lesson.


################################ on multiple occasions 


##### my mother's #### and also ##### her #####


######### snowball and ########


I don't really think I did anything wrong when I ate dog in China, it was on the menu, when in Rome. It wasn't really halal


Having a meltdown and yelling at my aunty and grandmother 


The time my buddy told me it's likely the lady I'd shacked up with for a night was married as per his read of her apartment and totally not caring.


In my defense I was a pretty good attentive taxi driver for like over five years full-time and tolerated an extreme amount of rudeness and incivility. A lot of Sydney people tipped me but it all went to corrupt builders who had corrupted NSWs State Government and legal system so they could absolutely defraud people like me.


The time I put my poop 💩 in a small yellow envelope and pinned it on my college professor's door. I struggle to feel remorse for that too as they were trying to indoctrinate everyone that homosexuality is normal and 'hip' so it's like they were anti straight males 


The time in China having a water fight end of term with the 7 year old kids and grabbing a water bottle from him and spraying it on some kids' faces. That wouldn't even have been a problem but in China cleaner's leave bleach style toilet cleaning solutions in normal drink water looking containers on the floor in chinese restrooms. So I never intended to temporarily burn those kids faces or whatever happened. No harm no foul, Pobody's Nerfect as fake Eleanor would say 


######### the shit out of ####### in ##### in 1999. Intelligence reveals her father was a detective in an extremely corrupt zone where cops sold drugs for personal enrichment illegally at ####### after confiscating them 


Shoplifting chocolate and soda with Danielle Wilson when we were like 11 years old various times. We did enjoy consuming that on our walk home 


Encouraging Ethiopian Stackhat buddy to steal two tennis rackets for us to play tennis with when we were teenagers 




DMX

https://youtu.be/U8U_gR58eJU?si=BxzmshJO8VwaDPLB







Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Benji radio; Alan Jones trial; who's riding dirty?

 

Is Chamillionaire riding dirty? Alan? Sally? Anyone?

https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?si=4Q3Rw3cFKVHyHrnf


Alan Jones loves Sally Dowling, says they're friends.... Hopefully no conflict of interest there ....

https://youtu.be/T45YRfA5gQg?si=PLQk_zK9j46X-VuS


Joanie loves Chachi....

https://youtu.be/pwxLzLBV2YQ?si=kMIXsfBW9vLUT56L


Wass Dowling case, as per 'Australian' newspaper....

https://youtu.be/Mi4QHPJzEe8?si=G5d98CrWOXzt4pIe


the 'Australian' Claire Harvey discusses Alan Jones case....

https://youtu.be/VfiPP9EAlvo?si=EVRWWHCUzdqBRvA5


Note: garage mentioned in previous post location of Benji talking to Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of NYC and lawyer for Trump on his radio show. Benji has never liked Jones* ever and wouldn't want to talk on his show ever. Benji has spoken on John Laws radio show broadcast here in Australia. Benji has worked as an intern at Fox for John Laws tv show back in 1998 and shared the photocopy machine one time with Nichole Kidman's sister which wasn't fun, neither Ms Kidman, neither any of the would be elitist redneck dolts at Fox studios. Laws was ok though, I think he's ok.


* Benji assumes the case against Jones would be meritorious


Friday, July 10, 2026

Winter Saturday living the suburban dream

Big O music... 

https://youtu.be/1o4s1KVJaVA?si=DnbvM3e7445WaAOk


Source: Wikipedia, Roy Orbison, the big O

 https://share.google/i6rOegpCSjRVHdW7y


Anyone following the White Sox this year? They absolutely flogged Athletics today.




My mother's girlfriend Ms Lord, from Australia's 'stolen generation' received a $70,000 rubber stamp payout after proving her Australian bona fides. Ms Lord survived my mother who passed away late July 2020, as did her daughter Karen, pictured. Karen succumbed to cancer the following year.







Power saw I inherited from my brother upon his passing in 2017. Cannot cut wood much wieldier than 2 by 4 inches or so.....


Belatedly memorializing unfortunate death of two guinea piggays, I didn't do it.






How about that Spain Belgium quarter final game in the angels (LA) today? The Spaniards absolutely dodged a bullet as a Spanish defender accidentally handballed in his penalty zone after another defender from Spain ricocheted the ball onto his hand. The umpire missed that and didn't want to go to video referee, VAR, but play on. Really should have been a Belgium penalty shot at that point. Anyway Spain dominated and proceed to the semi finals against a formidable France. Putain de Francais.


Well my garage is always really a Dionysian mess. Seems like sometimes you need some chaos in the order as a balance, speaking of chaos let's take another look at the Wass/Dowling debacle here in New South Wales....



‘Clear attack on my independence’: Judge at centre of DPP controversy speaks

Michaela Whitbourn and Clare Sibthorpe

Updated July 10, 2026 — 3:13pm,first published 8:53am


The judge at the centre of a NSW inquiry into the state’s top prosecutor has defended her decision to make an explosive submission to a parliamentary committee that ultimately made damning findings against the Director of Public Prosecutions.


District Court Judge Penelope Wass said in a decision on Friday that her submission to the upper house inquiry was made “in accordance with ordinary judicial practice”.


Wass said that “without the support of the chief judge or the attorney-general, I was obliged to take appropriate steps to resist a clear attack on my independence by a powerful stakeholder in the criminal justice system”.


In a controversial report, released on Tuesday, a 4-3 majority of NSW MPs made damaging findings that DPP Sally Dowling, SC, authorised her office to give a negative story about Wass to a media outlet in 2024 and falsely denied doing so in her evidence in parliament.


The majority recommended the state government consider establishing a new parliamentary oversight committee for the Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions (ODPP).


The inquiry was blasted by Attorney-General Michael Daley as a “stitch-up” and former DPP Nicholas Cowdery, KC, described the report as “outrageous”. Three MPs dissented in strong terms from the majority’s findings and recommendations.


But Sydney silk Arthur Moses, SC, a former NSW Bar Association president, said on Friday that the majority had made “a serious finding in relation to the evidence of the DPP”.


“The finding cannot be summarily ignored or derided by the use of intemperate language,” Moses said when approached for comment by this masthead.


Wass defended her submission on Friday when she delivered a judgment in response to an application by the ODPP last year for her to recuse herself from a number of criminal matters amid the ongoing dispute between the DPP and the judge.


Related Article

NSW DPP Sally Dowling SC’s state and territory counterparts wrote a letter of support for her to Attorney-General Michael Daley.

UpdatedCourts

‘Stitch-up’: A-G blasts damning report that found top prosecutor gave false evidence

The application was made on the grounds of apprehended bias, namely whether an appearance of bias arose from the fact Wass made a submission to NSW parliament last year accusing the ODPP of giving Sydney radio station 2GB information to “embarrass and defame” her. There was no allegation of actual bias.


The judge decided that in three of the four cases she did not need to step aside.


“The statements made in the submission do not involve in any way anyone now involved in the proceedings, including the director,” Wass said.


“I am not satisfied that the observer might reasonably apprehend that I might not bring an impartial mind to the resolution of the questions I’m required to decide.”


However, Wass decided that in a fourth case, at the stage of sentencing, it was prudent to recuse herself even though she did not “affirmatively conclude” that she should do so. It meant that the offender would be sentenced by another judge.


In his comments on Friday, Moses said that “careful consideration will need to be given as to what if anything should happen with the finding” about the DPP’s evidence to the inquiry.


“Transparency and accountability demand that occur to prevent damage to public confidence in the administration of justice. The consideration of the finding should be done calmly and carefully out of respect for the people of NSW, Judge Wass, SC, and the DPP.”


The majority of the committee recommended the state government consider establishing a new parliamentary oversight committee for the ODPP, raising concerns about potential politicisation of the independent agency.


Moses supported the consideration of a parliamentary committee overseeing the ODPP with a limited role that did not extend to overseeing prosecutorial decisions.


Related Article

Premier Chris Minns and Labor MP Stephen Lawrence have not seen eye to eye on some issues.

ExclusiveCourts

The Labor MP at loggerheads with the Minns government again

He said the government should give serious consideration to a specific standing parliamentary committee similar to the NSW committee “that has oversight of ICAC, or the UK House of Commons Justice Committee that oversights the administration, funding and efficiency of the DPP in the UK”.


“I am strongly opposed to any committee having any role in oversighting decisions to prosecute or not prosecute for the reasons advanced by Nicholas Cowdery, KC, and the NSW Bar Association, but there is no apparent reason why a standing committee should not be considered to oversight matters similar to the UK … committee,” Moses said.


During her evidence before the upper house justice and communities committee last year, Dowling admitted her office effectively gave a story about Wass to 2GB in October 2024.


Dowling vehemently denied she authorised the ODPP’s media manager providing the information to 2GB, and said she only became aware that her office was the source of the story more than a year later, in December 2025. The majority did not accept her denial.


Related Article

A 4-3 majority of a NSW upper house committee found DPP Sally Dowling, SC, lied in her evidence in parliament.


Moses said that it “can never be the role of the ODPP to background or leak stories concerning judges”. He said this conduct might have the tendency to undermine public confidence in the judiciary.


“That can never be acceptable,” he said. “Judges have to decide cases based on the evidence and the law.”


The 2GB story was aired amid an apparent rift between the ODPP and some District Court judges, including Wass, over sexual assault prosecutions.


“The committee is satisfied the story was pitched in retaliation for Judge Wass’ previous criticisms of the [ODPP],” the majority said.


But two of the three Labor MPs on the committee and one Greens MP issued stern dissenting statements.


Greens MP Sue Higginson said in her dissent that the majority’s “unfounded and biased findings … are both irresponsible and incredible”.


The upper house inquiry was ostensibly set up to examine statutory identity protections for children in criminal proceedings, but it focused almost exclusively in its hearings on Dowling and Wass.


There was no hint in its name or general terms of reference to suggest it had an unrelated purpose, leading some observers, including prominent Sydney silk Geoffrey Watson, SC, to label it a “hatchet job”.


Former senior Crown prosecutor Mark Tedeschi, KC, said on Tuesday that he had worked with Dowling for many years and she was “a person of the utmost integrity and ability”.


“The findings by majority of the committee fly in the face of the only evidence available to them,” Tedeschi said. “They would never stand up in a court of law.”


Daley said after the report was delivered that he had instructed the Crown Solicitor’s Office to brief senior counsel to undertake an independent review of the report in light of his “serious concerns about the findings and recommendations of the report”.


He said on Friday that “[the] Crown Solicitor has since engaged Noel Hutley, SC, to conduct that review”. Hutley, a top silk, is a former Bar Association president.


The NSW Court of Appeal said earlier this year it was unaware of any other case involving “a sitting judge making a submission to a parliamentary committee about the conduct of a litigant in pending proceedings before the judge”. The court said it was fair to describe this as extraordinary.


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Thursday, July 9, 2026

Shirley, Oliver Stone and artist formerly known as Prince (Andrew) meat [sic]

 

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https://youtu.be/CIrvSJwwJUE?si=dD1fQZO06_rwtD3q










Friday, July 3, 2026

Adventures of Shirley - Hollywood comes knocking.... OLIVER Stone and the artist formerly known as Prince (Andrew)

 

Pre production notes:


Oliver Stone comes knocking, interested in doing a biopic or documentary on Andrew


Interests Shirley as Andrew's main legal advisor 


Stone interested in dancing and sweat and if Andrew sweats when dancing. Wants to use C$C make you sweat song.


https://youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec?si=IF-LWUPJskCN_fWD



How can you call yourself a nigga and be proud of it?

What have you motherfuckers doing for the black community anyway?

I ain't no nigga.


https://youtu.be/Qvuomz5FQ6A?si=HB7bKOoJ1vkv94Us

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Newtown comedy scene, Superhomo ® debrief

 Long way to the Superhomo® top for only $25, get yours now!

https://youtu.be/g-qkY2yj4_A?si=gm1GVY16C-a5FqMf




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Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Adventures of Shirley, therapy with former CIA now internet sensation John Kiriakou

 Jim Morrison 

https://youtu.be/22GEvDupWGo?si=eGan9S37EdbKxdp2


CONGRESS 

https://youtu.be/dpQulJS-R50?si=oaL7ygkrpA9QV775


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Saturday, June 27, 2026

MTV: Ghosted, with Rachel and Travis

 

Wouldn't it be cool if they had a fox news version of that show.


Travis: yo why did you ghost everyone at fox news after you came out


Shepherd Smith: I didn't ghost anyone dog they fired me


Travis: ok that's news to us.


Rachel: ok after you came out Tucker, you say Fox News ghosted you?


Tucker Carlson: I didn't come out 


Travis: you were in the womb, you took your first breath Tucker, you came out 


Rachel: yeah I just saw you leave your wine cellar there, you came out 


Tucker: ok I came out, Fox News fired me


Travis: oh ok I didn't know that. Classic example, when you ghost someone it just makes more drama 


Rachel: ok you ladies on Outnumbered, you all ghosted Tulsi Gabbard because you said she's the ultimate faghag?


Outnumbered: we never said that! (They talk for another five hours or so) We definitely never said that did we?


Travis: ok Benji you and Alan Colmes were a regular basis on his radio show, not as much as Hannity and Colmes but still you guys were talking to each other week after week 


Ben: well yeah he'd always announce me, Benjamin from Sydney Australia then I'd be like parking my car and getting into my crib with my Mrs and our two little kids.... We'd talk a lot he'd be a little dramatic sometimes begging me to stop calling him but then he'd always take my calls so it was like he didn't want to not put my on the air.....


Travis: and then you ghosted him


Ben: well he died and I remember I was waiting on hold like half an hour the day he died and it had already come out he'd died so I just ended up talking to the guy taking care of his show that day.


Rachel: so he never ghosted you


Ben: no dog I have no idea where his spirit went. I mean they did some eulogies for him on Fox News but in terms of his reincarnating principle, I have no idea, not even a delusional one, no ghost, nothing. I guess only God knows where Alan went after that but I'm sure he's out there somewhere.

Maybe it's Shay's son, only God would know. 


Friday, June 26, 2026

That's what I thought! Benji's soccer team wins first game this season

 

That's what I thought!

https://youtu.be/sGUNPMPrxvA?si=C9sVAgvW9N669sAg



Man we were 2-0 down at half time after a losing streak of three or four games. I mean we had a pre season friendly we might have won. I was getting so sick of all the losing I ended up tackling my own teammates for the ball. Then we came back and scored three goals. Wow. Although I think two of them may have been offside.


Also I've torn a lot of muscles in my left calf going on sprints everywhere so now it's crazy injured although I still expect to be able to drive bus tomorrow. I need the cash and I don't use that leg much.



Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Creating logo for Superhomo to get T-shirt printed

 



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Superhomo 


Ok I just ordered my comedy club stage shirt be pressed with the superhomo logo which is cool. Ladies you can mix and match your fashion, you know how that works...





¿Una chapuza tío?

 







  
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Monday, June 22, 2026

Benji discusses ex CIA Internet sensation John Kirika; Benji offers his BIA analysis (Benji Intelligence Agency)

 John Kiriakou

https://youtu.be/2soGJXQAQec?si=DdJ3NXYK6zh5IGhP


John describes his feelings about India...

https://youtube.com/shorts/TPBto_xdW9Q?si=rbgQX46bfUTd-xen


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Like doggs playing poker??

https://youtu.be/5r06EDDz3bw?si=vVwVBaHAE4cv7_Sj


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That was a revolution....

https://youtube.com/shorts/TxhQ8nHd5qg?si=-LFi0OTZ0_auMGMj



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Friday, June 19, 2026

Benji discuses Madonna

 

Madonna discusses MJ

https://youtube.com/shorts/CXx-VX5rJoM?si=tXotRCS4BpecJNU7







Strike a pose...

https://youtu.be/GuJQSAiODqI?si=EnoBc6UIUAOQg6XF








Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Timothy McVeigh case / the Clintons

 

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Superhomo, rundown

 Friday I'm in love - the Cure

https://youtu.be/mGgMZpGYiy8?si=U2hickl824uUzO5G


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Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Emeril Lagasse, American food, yacking on the way to the comedy club

 

Emeril Lagasse...

https://youtube.com/shorts/AkHUOCWGfXM?si=N1xRa8V8BIS2Rcq0



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Sunday, June 14, 2026

What can a Tesla robot actually do around the house? How much is it? Can it fold clothes? Iron? Stack the dishwasher?

 

My daughter and I get a selfie with a Tesla robot 




What can they even do? How much are they?



Tinkling with Elon?


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South Korea's gender wars and population decline:

https://youtu.be/6KpIXxF0abA?si=0ulYkLeGjw8Cl2FA


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Friday, June 12, 2026

Shortlisting nominees for the sixth inaugural Benji award


Movie: Groundhog Day 


Arnold Gay, Singaporean news presenter:



Tribute, Tenacious D

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si=FF_YOkuX1nwZ-iZy


NWA Express Yourself 

https://youtu.be/u31FO_4d9TY?si=1cJgWNviUtmo8OsX


The marriage of Figaro, act 2 finale, by Mozart 

https://youtu.be/VSp867yG-wU?si=g2uEAtkdPclLo9_4

Wait a second, how many minutes can you sustain that uninterrupted operatic singing Mozart? 6, 7?

https://youtu.be/4vuyeEucd1Y?si=VfFpvbTJOjHZ6QqC


Bowwow feat Big Stern, Fresh Produce:

https://youtu.be/BOMUjX56xIk?si=3uTln4flE42fxPFb


Tao by Lao Tzu....

https://youtu.be/Fk8ldivh7uI?si=ZAZ4FK-ZtJL7VPk6



This year's law enforcement entry:

United States Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA)

Capture of Paul Le Roux, possible creator of Bitcoin and arch criminal....

https://youtu.be/sm-yGe906WA?si=lBqkxzDrAhmoRMQR



Deltron 3030 - Mastermind 

https://youtu.be/O7dyli_nXn4?si=6u3V9Z8zM7nYbFyH


POD - Best shot equals boom....

https://youtu.be/lYHA_7vxrgc?si=7YZhK9tx8QkO4Kdr


Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl album...

https://youtu.be/El1kgCqD7Xk?si=y5a7dFILpRzvo8y-


So folks may be wondering if Friedrich Nietzsche will be nominated for a coveted Benji award, it's still unclear, but what's for sure is that Nietzsche keeps on Röcken, a small village in what was then Prussia. So he keeps on Röcken, Röcken. Just saying.



  The coveted Benji award, number 6


The winner of the coveted Benji award should paste the dancing fools image® to a table tennis racket of their choice so each corner reaches its circumference. The racket can be mounted in zero gravity, underwater or planted amongst potatoes, etc. 

Thursday, June 11, 2026

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

All quiet on the stand up comedy front....

 

Give that drunken youth a dangerously fast electric bike Chris....

https://youtu.be/xt0V0_1MS0Q?si=QkVatMMNA_kgJL-h




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Saturday, June 6, 2026

Black people

Black fella....

https://youtu.be/-gczCNMChjg?si=Z-M-ZDdxU8tpazTp


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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Player profile: Superhomo - facts at a glance

 

Superhomo's favorite song:

https://youtu.be/Q4xiBI3Acik?si=4Q-exDAeI3XIEwSE


Superhomo player profile, facts at a glance:


Works as a hustler but was told by parole officer to look for a job through Centrelink for upcoming court case, apparently open mic counts as looking for a job; 

can catch cum in his mouth at the gay Olympics multiple times with various jumps, gold medallist 

acts surprised when people laugh at certain things, questions audience 'what's funny about that?'; 

will adopt straight people's kids when their marriages fail, believes gay people can repopulate the Earth thing; 

thinks straight people are weird as they typically don't jerk 20 guys off in a day, avoids them;

Asks transgender American guy at the club if he's chopped his doodle off yet then offers role in gay porn movie but says he'd be useless without a doodle, noone watches transgender porn; 

objects at friend's wedding because both of the grooms are too hot to be monogamous; brings pink booties to ex boyfriends gay baby shower even though it's a boy. 

Can bring lesbians dying for some stick to the gay club for stick but only if they dress as guys

Will probably win a gold Logie and put a motor on it and sell it to the sex toy shop. Pet cause, getting women to donate their old vibrators to the wind farm for extra electricity.

Jerks off on homeless people no charge as they often can't afford food.

Thinking about getting a surrogate mother for a designer baby to adopt but only if he can get his high school gym teacher's seed coz he was hot. That'd be tricky cuz he was probably straight.








Sunday, May 31, 2026

Crown matters, Shirley and artist formerly known as Prince, Andrew powwow

 "In warfare there is but one favorable moment, the art is to seize it!" - Napoleon.



FYC....

https://youtu.be/UtvmTu4zAMg?si=kS3e73TtMUsUaokD


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Zee/Zer popcorn.....

https://youtu.be/2GA3a15xF0c?si=TuC5gmK3gbpWhE4X














Monday, May 25, 2026

Benji rambles about feminists and effeminate men, fags. Ponders new stand-up comedy character "Superhomo"

 

NY Times discusses toxic feminity....

https://youtu.be/xkTglJuqq8U?si=nFHqS6jh1rwzJ9Hj



What is fag but a bridge to something greater? Behold I teach you the meaning of the Superhomo 


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Media in Australia failing miserably.... MTV ridiculousness.... Royal commission into anti Semitics

 



MTV RIDICULOUSNESS, Benji's filter free perspective 





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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Nancy Grace story: dead exotic propulsion system scientists....

 

Very recent Nancy Grace story on dead American exotic propulsion system (EPS) scientists...

https://youtu.be/Yn7JA0OX_ho?si=V7eVfFZecsOiahhy




Thursday, May 21, 2026

Benji submission to royal commission on antibiotics

 You wanna play hardball I'm game..  

https://youtu.be/Euiz5hR3LoU?si=ARwXtpWCzcPF99xd










I am a citizen of Spain, born and raised in Australia (regrettably regarding the latter as it is a country of Anglo Saxon and pseudo Anglo Saxon uneducated bigots of all descriptions, albeit oftentimes tolerant) as are or were all of my ancestors and immediate and extended family going back centuries. While not necessarily considered Jewish, the Spaniards are known for colonizing the Americas. Spain was a mainstay in Europe of Jewish culture especially during the Dark Ages in Europe where Islamic invasion provided opportunities for science, Islam and Jewish religion to flourish in southern Spain. Jewish scholars know that Sephardic Jewry was common in Spain in the past five centuries or so. I myself have been well received on a brief visit to Jerusalem 24 years ago during an intifadah period where I was impressed by the Jewish State and their security arrangements. After spending a brief few days in Jerusalem on a long weekend, overlooking the Golden Dome mosque from a Jewish hospice in the old historic part of Jerusalem and visiting the wailing wall, I returned to Europe and discussed the security arrangements I saw and considered with the head of security at one of the largest oil companies in Europe shortly thereafter, as said head of security for TOTAL was one of my English language students at the time. I understand in Australia the Jewish communities predominantly identify as Ashkenazi and have long been reticent to open their synagogues and communities to people they consider outsiders for security reasons. I do not doubt the current wave of anti semitism in Australia is due to the Israeli military attacks on various Palestinian and Lebanese Arabs after the Hezbollah attack of approximately October 2023. Returning to Spanish Jewry and Jewish scholars, I note one of the main leaders of the Spanish Inquisition against Muslims and Jews was himself a Jew, fervent about Catholicism and having both Jews and Arabs tortured into becoming Catholics and renouncing their former faiths. It is very possible my mother's side of the family are from this Sephardic Jewish strain that converted to Catholicism centuries ago. This could explain the positive relations I generally enjoy with Jewish people which brings me to social cohesion. Two of my ex girlfriends were Jewish, non practicing and practicing, both north Americans and one an Australian. Currently as a professional gardener with my own business I have Israeli customers, the father amongst whom says he's from a Ukrainian or Belorussian background (ie., probably Yiddish as regards the Jews). I have Jewish customers that do not identify as Israelis and may have never even been to Israel, married to non Jews. One Jewish customer with a penthouse garden in an apartment block told me she would be removing permanently to Israel which was a new thing for her. I do not see any religion or genetic ethnicity uniting these aforementioned Jewish customers of mine, but rather individual humans like any other defined by important choices they had made in their lives, who they married, where they lived and worked, etc. Having said that, while I doubt I share any common ground with the eastern suburbs Jews of Bondi, some of whom I found working at an expensive strip club in the city while taking a ten minutes break from work and going to a bar for a Coke. Some of these eastern suburbs girls told me they studied at UTS in Sydney in the media department. Anyway I doubt I have much in common with Australian Jewry in general outside of my gardening customers, finding them often aloof about their religion, synagogues, schools, etc. Paradoxically it may seem, I am pro Jew, pro Israeli, anti anti semitism and perfectly happy to defend the Jews publicly in any forum. Social cohesion: it's falling apart with or without Jews. I'd blame feminism and the universities and drugs and young people first and foremost. Most of the globalize the intifadah nonsense seems to emanate from the universities. The tragic crisis of transgenderism and the gay marriage phenomenon, works out great for feminists in general and is anti man, anti marriage and anti social cohesion. My father would have told me, 'those are your perceptions'. Well yes, those are my perceptions, definitely. They won't please man hating women academics constantly banging the drums of man hating and perpetually infantalizing women as casual and incapable innocent passive victims. This situation also gave rise to a wave of paedophile attacks in daycare centers with paedophile men brought in to change nappies. We don't know how many hundreds or thousands of Australians have been violated and molested by men and women in daycare centers. Maybe the guy locked up in gaol for carrying out the Bondi terrorist attacks was molested as a baby in a daycare center by a man or woman changing his nappies, we don't know. If academia, mostly run by women wearing trousers, were as ahead of the curve and well-informed as they like to represent then we wouldn't be stuck in a crisis of social cohesion. Australia had long been a refuge for paedophiles anyway even amongst elite schools for Anglo Saxons and amongst the legal progression, also bad for social cohesion. Drugs, alcohol, misandry from the predominantly female academic classes, bad for social cohesion. Transgenderism, anti Islam, anti Semitics, anti Christianity, bad for social cohesion. Adulterous hedonistic Godless atheists that yell the loudest, run the media, constantly brainwashing about gay rights and transphobia and homophobia, strangle debate and normality until people understand that public debate and public life in Australia is dead and bigots killed it. Tragedy ensues. This is the reality as I see it. I understand it won't mesh with Labour party voters, Godless atheists, transgender Jews, whatever, I don't care, it's not the Spanish inquisition. The atheist voices that proclaim inclusivity and progressive principles, usually left leaning, politically, are the most intolerant, most likely to cry foul, most likely to feel anti Semitic in my opinion.

Thank you and have a nice day. 



People of Israel, this is your Benji speaking...





Stamped:
https://youtu.be/DWaB4PXCwFU?si=4bUhhXHufB7ttDcc


Israel making news today for cable tying dipshits

 

Never heard of Ben Gvir before but he sounds like an Israeli version of Arizona sheriff Arpaio. Apparently other Israeli politicians tisked tisked his behaviour but I don't know. They're invading Israeli sovereignty, denying it even exists.


I've been to Israel and I've been to Xinjiang in China. I've been pepper sprayed (it hurt a lot, no hard feelings, they were just doing their job) and thankfully I've never been tasered. I've had my head brutally smashed with a log by indigenous Australians (blood was squirting out of my crown, they've been doing that for over 40,000 years). 


Please stop the lesbian do-gooders bitching about the Israelis, they're pussycats. Take a long hard look what the Chinese are doing in Xinjiang. Be serious.


Can you be serious?

https://youtu.be/EQbmjlsuqmE?si=UaI-3QFPHKCrsFN-



I mean cable tying the lesbian do-gooders is no big deal, some of the killing could probably be alleviated I guess, it's messy. Better to kill than oppress the way the Chinese oppress in Xinjiang.