Superhomo's favorite song:
https://youtu.be/Q4xiBI3Acik?si=4Q-exDAeI3XIEwSE
Superhomo player profile, facts at a glance:
Works as a hustler but was told by parole officer to look for a job through Centrelink for upcoming court case, apparently open mic counts as looking for a job;
can catch cum in his mouth at the gay Olympics multiple times with various jumps, gold medallist
acts surprised when people laugh at certain things, questions audience 'what's funny about that?';
will adopt straight people's kids when their marriages fail, believes gay people can repopulate the Earth thing;
thinks straight people are weird as they typically don't jerk 20 guys off in a day, avoids them;
Asks transgender American guy at the club if he's chopped his doodle off yet then offers role in gay porn movie but says he'd be useless without a doodle, noone watches transgender porn;
objects at friend's wedding because both of the grooms are too hot to be monogamous; brings pink booties to ex boyfriends gay baby shower even though it's a boy.
Can bring lesbians dying for some stick to the gay club for stick but only if they dress as guys
Will probably win a gold Logie and put a motor on it and sell it to the sex toy shop. Pet cause, getting women to donate their old vibrators to the wind farm for extra electricity.
Jerks off on homeless people no charge as they often can't afford food.
Thinking about getting a surrogate mother for a designer baby to adopt but only if he can get his high school gym teacher's seed coz he was hot. That'd be tricky cuz he was probably straight.
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