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BENJAMIN.ENGLISH.THE.OSSIE.SPANIARD
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Comedy practice, impersonating Trump
Today's song
https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE?si=0iwuXG7R5HhXSvz4
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
Iran situation, Benji wargames
Entrez vous miessur Sandman....
https://youtu.be/ShYuNe5z0NU?si=SZEzdAsPbv9KWA1C
Dimitur D rehash
Clinton depositions on Jesse Weber Sidebar
https://youtu.be/Qlx8WmIF7ug?si=o_Tnza8Qb-d8R5Sc
Dimitur D talks to only couple in audience, guy says he's a director of photography so Dimitur D quips, for what? Kit Kat 2 then explains western movies not always big in Russia, they are havink their own movies there
Explains hearing song walking on sunshine for first time when war with Iran breaks out recently, takes edge off moment as Iran close ally of Russia, as nice song never hearink before....
Dimitur D raises topic of dealing with dipshit on regular basis, eg at work, is why director of photography havink gripe.....
Dimitur D comments on lesbian(s) leaving already and two downstairs bar ladies collecting glasses with amazing racks. Actually one them lookink like Venus de Milo or somethingk is incredible
Walkink on sunshine guy, listeningk about it forgettingk about war....
https://youtu.be/qK5KhQG06xU?si=ugPdDSltuFzkKozH
Introduce concept of selling illicit drugs from Dimitur D's carry bag
One guy is commentingk Dimitur not wearingk socks, is dipshit!
Stagecraft first: holding mic in hand for the first time, relaxing
Monday, March 2, 2026
Shirley, Drewcifer and Fergie, the next episode: dialling up the Crown Prosecutorial service
Jim Morrison was found guilty in a Florida court in absentia while in Paris of being some kind of fuggen shlut. Later a wonderful and lovely United States congressman, a fan of Jim, arranged an official pardon..... Like fifty years later, the wheels of justice are often slow.....
https://youtu.be/sf_TiLFD43I?si=Uhr0jwQPHLqXDPuo
And now: Fergie, Shirley and Drewcifer, and the love below.....
https://youtu.be/PWgvGjAhvIw?si=lmO6_DIXVRtHJpX3
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
Creating next episode of Shirley, Drewcifer and Fergie legal meeting, possible ideas
Bring in Ricky Gervais somehow.
Interesting facts, Gervais is 15 years older than his Benjiness. At age 15 Ronald the aboriginal guy in Western Sydney was rumored to have a number of children, offspring, from various teenagers already.
Reasonable conclusion, if Gervais and his Benjiness were both Aborigines from Western Sydney we could be father and son.
Ricky Gervais - Wikipedia https://share.google/r6d2mogmSuwmflxCD
Try a TV license gag in connection with liasing with special crown prosecutor's office....
What a blessing never to have watched any of Gervais' TV shows. Maybe even feeling suicidally depressed was better. Seems redundant although Gervais can be funny doing stand up.
Rolf Harris, Drewcifer's mom connection....
Don't forget the egg head junior doing his calculations.... Thus....
https://youtu.be/YSPaLiTBL3E?si=uMf33ZkjKzjQN1rS
Gervais likes men
Monday, February 23, 2026
We can be heroes: Shirley, Andrew (Drewcifer) and Fergie hold a legal meeting
We can be heroes....
https://youtu.be/lXgkuM2NhYI?si=BXKo3wISCjF0nuRk
Fergie's depositions potentially raise question marks?
https://youtu.be/WpYeekQkAdc?si=QeiR1F1pzvryE6il
Maxwell in Montreal with her brother???
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ipcr5m2chZE?si=kBU2tvehW0UO24Yb