Diary of a CEO guy and old guy looking for a wheelchair shop;
https://youtu.be/Hik6OY-nk4c?si=3mMCKP3WBHSoCUHt
Bro I got a new gardening customer he's 90 years old. Man he is in good hands let me tell you. If he was with P Diddy I'd have grave reservations for him. 90 years old and he's practically running rings around Peterson.
Bro now I know what it is about the diary of a CEO guy. Man if he was my wingman for a few nights at bars that would be incredible. All the dumb bitches he talks to about feminism man I'd be telling those dumb bitches to go play with their dildos and or do their nails coz me and homeboy are about to rake in a ton of bitches. Man I could show homeboy exactly which bitch will go off like a Vegas slot machine with alarm bells in the sack and for how long (weeks, months, etc), which bitches to avoid for being stupid stuck up dopes etc. Bro shots. Diary of a wingman. Just like the time me and my buddy Thomas Jefferson were kicking it and I locked in on one older lady I definitely had to pound that evening. There's none of this bullshit his feminist guests are spouting because women love sex and want dick they're horny and cannot be trusted. Man do not get me started. It's the slappers Benji West rejects that Benji West the best.
Benji: straight, loves a good wingman. Doesn't believe lesbian women make good wingman.
Dirty secret, I screwed an African American ho in an LA ghetto after she had a hit from a crack pipe. Not proud of that, it's what it is.
Number 1 Hollywood wingman scene ever:
https://youtu.be/0FpweIR6-_0?si=LNg0thQktHo2Klwn
Yeah Jack I got a gardening customer called Jack too, just fixed his dental suite weeds today. Man some cute mom was all leaning in and shit on the weekend showing love. She's married and I'm wondering what her husband is getting up to, I'm already curious about their relationship because I know she's flirting with me and she's cute. You're not cute Jack you're ugly but it's better than being a fag or like that lesbian wingman lady in the photo.
Top stuff Jack you're looking solid for a coveted Benji award nomination. Magnifique!
Jack's courtroom scene is rumored to be nominated for a coveted Benji award:
https://youtu.be/2sLcfQKU_co?si=Otx_5wj1bNWc3FqH







