Friday, March 20, 2026

Football 🏈 and soccer ⚽

 

Bruz whatever your pronouns are, usted or vos or primo, I'm excited about playing league soccer tomorrow. I'm starting in right back which means defending.

I'm hoping it won't get rained out. Let's pivot to football, something I've never played but might enjoy playing. 


Think the Baltimore Ravens and green bay packers have played a lot? My understanding is they've only played a paltry eight games. Don't ask me why.


It's currently the off season and the last Superbowl or season finale was last February 8th. 


Baltimore Ravens vs. Green Bay Packers

The Ravens vs. Packers rivalry has been played 8 times, with the Baltimore Ravens winning 3 games and the Green Bay Packers winning 5 games.

Green Bay Packers lead series 5-3-0

 

Date
Visitor
Home
Result
Box
12/27/25
BAL
41
@
GB
24
W
12/19/21
GB
31
@
BAL
30
L
11/19/17
BAL
23
@
GB
0
W
10/13/13
GB
19
@
BAL
17
L


I'm thinking to nominate my soccer jersey, number 36, for a coveted Benji award maybe. I mean I'm not eligible but why not a jersey?


The Green Bay Packers are a professional American football team based in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Packers compete in the National Football League (NFL) as a member of the National Football Conference (NFC) North division. They are the third-oldest franchise in the NFL, established in 1919,[11][12] and are the only non-profit, community-owned major league professional sports team based in the United States.[a][13] Since 1957, home games have been played at Lambeau Field. They hold the record for the most wins in NFL history


Our soccer game tomorrow morning is in Gladesville, so the Sydney Harbour area Red Herring visited via the ocean last January from Pittwater harbour, that's the big smoke. 



Bears and SF....

Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers

The Bears vs. 49ers rivalry has been played 71 times (including 3 postseason games), with the Chicago Bears winning 33 games and the San Francisco 49ers winning 37 games. They have also tied 1 time.

 


San Francisco 49ers lead series 37-33-1


DateVisitorHomeResult

12/28/25 CHIcago 38 - SF 42


San Francisco 49ers vs. Indianapolis Colts

The 49ers vs. Colts rivalry has been played 47 times, with the San Francisco 49ers winning 20 games and the Indianapolis Colts winning 27 games.




Update after the game. We lost 4-2 and it's annoying how many dipshits want to yell their dipshit advice at me then go on to screw up their own plays like dipshits. Annoying! Pass the ball dipshit talk less. 



World Cup soccer happening soon in Seattle....



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Thursday, March 19, 2026

Operation Epic Fury, time to unfluster?

 

Ways to unfluster....

https://youtu.be/WeDHZWS5uMo?si=uwYbJb7W2wvNAgZL

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Benji discusses religion and Judaism

 

Sheik Yerbooti, outraging public decency?

https://youtu.be/SXi_zoW-Wr4?si=IqpjJC3ScxHhdEL6



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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Soccer update mit Herr Benji

 

Bluegrass music:

https://youtu.be/3XV7mxfIIr0?si=ibb_6pIV_ukkhD3d



Is that like MPD? Herr Benji, His Benjiness. Most recently to my soccer teammates, Benny Boy.



Ok so yesterday was training session number 3. Only myself and one guy from the over 45s team made it. Musculoskeletal I was super sore from Sunday morning's game which we won 4-2.


I felt most comfortable on the game Sunday, our first official game, pre season so not counting for anything, in right back. Easy to follow the action. I also played in midfield and forward earlier in the game. We had like unlimited substitutions so I had a pretty good rest. I didn't have any opportunities to shoot and didn't make too many passing errors but probably three. I defend ok.


Training yesterday was even more fun, five on five, very sore muscles going into it and even worse coming out, immediately afterwards and also this morning. Then I did five hours gardening today also with a sore toe so I'm definitely stiff and getting leg muscles ripped up from actual running. 

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Shirley, Drewcifer and Fergie, rehearsals for next episode

 


Hold.music for Shirley's phone calls:

"with gaiety in our hearts," operatta style falsetto 







Possibly sing a song about lesbians, like lesbians roaring roaring from on high.... 




Saturday, March 14, 2026

Tan [sic] daze [sic] later, Iran wargaming with Benji, part 2

 


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First preseason official soccer game, son is refereeing. I ran.....










Friday, March 13, 2026

Australia's Grace Tame and Iran, standing strong in the face of victimhood

 





‘We’re living in an Orwellian nightmare’: Grace Tame calls Anthony Albanese a ‘coward’ in scathing critique | Grace Tame | The Guardian https://share.google/cIGwJlr9MJbQmw1mP



Career victim Grace Tame and career victim Iran want you to know something: down with Israeli American imperialism.


If they can't shut the Straits of Hormuz we'll shut it for them Iran says about their imperialist oppressors America and Israel. We just wanted peace for everyone, that's why we created Hezbollah, to share peace, first having a little war but then a lot of peace as a result. 


Peace loving Iran and peace loving Grace Tame are feeling troubled. He's not my dad he's a chauvinistic pig says Tame about Australia's primal Minister what's his face. I don't have daddy issues and I'm not exhibiting the emotional state of a fifteen year old.


Grace Tame and Iran, standing strong against tyranny.








Australian of the year Tame and Iranian police chief, ready to shoot protestors, Radan: BFFs for life.



I'm not a deranged scumbag says one Iranian leader to the next, I take tremendous umbrage at Trump's mischaracterization of me as such. 



Americans taking over Kharg island, half the size of Florida's Disneyland, most of Iran's oil goes through it..... Strategic....

https://youtu.be/5u8yCP5WQVw?si=GHEX8woVm8OjAt9d


Kharg island bro: don't bomb it, take it!