Shirley, Oliver Stone and artist formerly known as Prince (Andrew) meat [sic]

 

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Apocalypse Shurley.....

https://youtu.be/CIrvSJwwJUE?si=dD1fQZO06_rwtD3q

Adventures of Shirley - Hollywood comes knocking.... OLIVER Stone and the artist formerly known as Prince (Andrew)

 

Pre production notes:

Oliver Stone comes knocking, interested in doing a biopic or documentary on Andrew

Interests Shirley as Andrew's main legal advisor 

Stone interested in dancing and sweat and if Andrew sweats when dancing. Wants to use C$C make you sweat song.

https://youtu.be/LaTGrV58wec?si=IF-LWUPJskCN_fWD

How can you call yourself a nigga and be proud of it?

What have you motherfuckers doing for the black community anyway?

I ain't no nigga.

https://youtu.be/Qvuomz5FQ6A?si=HB7bKOoJ1vkv94Us

Newtown comedy scene, Superhomo ® debrief

 Long way to the Superhomo® top for only $25, get yours now!

https://youtu.be/g-qkY2yj4_A?si=gm1GVY16C-a5FqMf

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Adventures of Shirley, therapy with former CIA now internet sensation John Kiriakou

 Jim Morrison 

https://youtu.be/22GEvDupWGo?si=eGan9S37EdbKxdp2

CONGRESS 

https://youtu.be/dpQulJS-R50?si=oaL7ygkrpA9QV775

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MTV: Ghosted, with Rachel and Travis

 

Wouldn't it be cool if they had a fox news version of that show.

Travis: yo why did you ghost everyone at fox news after you came out

Shepherd Smith: I didn't ghost anyone dog they fired me

Travis: ok that's news to us.

Rachel: ok after you came out Tucker, you say Fox News ghosted you?

Tucker Carlson: I didn't come out 

Travis: you were in the womb, you took your first breath Tucker, you came out 

Rachel: yeah I just saw you leave your wine cellar there, you came out 

Tucker: ok I came out, Fox News fired me

Travis: oh ok I didn't know that. Classic example, when you ghost someone it just makes more drama 

Rachel: ok you ladies on Outnumbered, you all ghosted Tulsi Gabbard because you said she's the ultimate faghag?

Outnumbered: we never said that! (They talk for another five hours or so) We definitely never said that did we?

Travis: ok Benji you and Alan Colmes were a regular basis on his radio show, not as much as Hannity and Colmes but still you guys were talking to each other week after week 

Ben: well yeah he'd always announce me, Benjamin from Sydney Australia then I'd be like parking my car and getting into my crib with my Mrs and our two little kids.... We'd talk a lot he'd be a little dramatic sometimes begging me to stop calling him but then he'd always take my calls so it was like he didn't want to not put my on the air.....

Travis: and then you ghosted him

Ben: well he died and I remember I was waiting on hold like half an hour the day he died and it had already come out he'd died so I just ended up talking to the guy taking care of his show that day.

Rachel: so he never ghosted you

Ben: no dog I have no idea where his spirit went. I mean they did some eulogies for him on Fox News but in terms of his reincarnating principle, I have no idea, not even a delusional one, no ghost, nothing. I guess only God knows where Alan went after that but I'm sure he's out there somewhere.

Maybe it's Shay's son, only God would know. 

That's what I thought! Benji's soccer team wins first game this season

 

That's what I thought!

https://youtu.be/sGUNPMPrxvA?si=C9sVAgvW9N669sAg

Man we were 2-0 down at half time after a losing streak of three or four games. I mean we had a pre season friendly we might have won. I was getting so sick of all the losing I ended up tackling my own teammates for the ball. Then we came back and scored three goals. Wow. Although I think two of them may have been offside.

Also I've torn a lot of muscles in my left calf going on sprints everywhere so now it's crazy injured although I still expect to be able to drive bus tomorrow. I need the cash and I don't use that leg much.

Benji discusses Superhomo® merchandise, flying first class without a valid ticket, CIA torture and abandonment of constitution

 Crazy naggers?

https://youtu.be/IxdzBlBtONA?si=Y3pnqA7cRDciMX5U

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