Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Diary of a CEO guy talks to old guy looking for a wheelchair shop

 

Diary of a CEO guy and old guy looking for a wheelchair shop;

https://youtu.be/Hik6OY-nk4c?si=3mMCKP3WBHSoCUHt


Bro I got a new gardening customer he's 90 years old. Man he is in good hands let me tell you. If he was with P Diddy I'd have grave reservations for him. 90 years old and he's practically running rings around Peterson.


Bro now I know what it is about the diary of a CEO guy. Man if he was my wingman for a few nights at bars that would be incredible. All the dumb bitches he talks to about feminism man I'd be telling those dumb bitches to go play with their dildos and or do their nails coz me and homeboy are about to rake in a ton of bitches. Man I could show homeboy exactly which bitch will go off like a Vegas slot machine with alarm bells in the sack and for how long (weeks, months, etc), which bitches to avoid for being stupid stuck up dopes etc. Bro shots. Diary of a wingman. Just like the time me and my buddy Thomas Jefferson were kicking it and I locked in on one older lady I definitely had to pound that evening. There's none of this bullshit his feminist guests are spouting because women love sex and want dick they're horny and cannot be trusted. Man do not get me started. It's the slappers Benji West rejects that Benji West the best. 





Benji: straight, loves a good wingman. Doesn't believe lesbian women make good wingman.


Dirty secret, I screwed an African American ho in an LA ghetto after she had a hit from a crack pipe. Not proud of that, it's what it is. 



Your ass isn't safe around Diddy....

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU?si=OfxSNYxdGxXuO0cj


Number 1 Hollywood wingman scene ever:

https://youtu.be/0FpweIR6-_0?si=LNg0thQktHo2Klwn



Yeah Jack I got a gardening customer called Jack too, just fixed his dental suite weeds today. Man some cute mom was all leaning in and shit on the weekend showing love. She's married and I'm wondering what her husband is getting up to, I'm already curious about their relationship because I know she's flirting with me and she's cute. You're not cute Jack you're ugly but it's better than being a fag or like that lesbian wingman lady in the photo. 

Top stuff Jack you're looking solid for a coveted Benji award nomination. Magnifique! 


Jack's courtroom scene is rumored to be nominated for a coveted Benji award:

https://youtu.be/2sLcfQKU_co?si=Otx_5wj1bNWc3FqH

Extreme danger of AI, creates Dukes of Hazzard image of POTUS and Vice POTUS in nanoseconds

 

It's scary y'all!

https://youtu.be/67gig0f4HLo?si=nqfOkoSkVOA_rqs1




Monday, September 21, 2026

YouTube ringleaders

 

Hey so just mentioned Dr K recently. He's a common sense psychiatrist. While we probably wouldn't always agree on psychiatric terms like ADHD, it's interesting to hear what he had to say although haven't ever heard him talking about the rig vedas and upanishads ever.


Sometimes your favorite YouTube personalities will cross paths so your wife is following some American gym entrepreneur Alex and you're occasionally watching Dr K and then it turns out they both sit down with the diary of a CEO guy. The latter sounds decidedly British in contra distinction to Dr K who sounds American.....


Here's the diary of a CEO guy interviewing someone about Christianity....

https://youtu.be/nrwNSSyKuD4?si=xp4ORs6RhSYgyVfn



While listening to this chap is decidedly better than experiencing or even just learning about torture on the Catherine wheel, (which you can watch here by the way:)

https://youtu.be/ghbOcEZV64c?si=3lCT9g5gxf0NFckq


I'm going to skip this episode on Christianity. Let's just say I've lived in China, made friends with an Uyghur there, then watch him disappear into the cracks of oppression there. Something less speculative.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Royal watch mitt Herr Benji


Level 6037, royal match 

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It's as if one were on a quest Charles, wouldn't one agree?

https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg?si=SaqRpqWptyFVBTNm



Thursday, September 17, 2026

Mrs Sheldon's podcast

 

She's not going to watch Young Sheldon all day that'd be awkward so why not keep herself busy with her own podcast, here she is talking more near death experiences:


https://youtu.be/1Kh_tC11lI8?si=MnWx0cIFd5HrxxZv


Insert harpy wavey sound effect, what if Benji could be on her podcast....


So Benji you're like a deep state nobody?


Yes not everyone in the deep state is a somebody.


Ok tell us about that.


Ok some crazy lebbos smashed every last window on my buddy Metsy's Mazda 626 when we were like 17 or something, this isn't a problem jew pro Israeli thing it just happened.


Ok what did you do?


I have a self soothing song, that's me doonsin poops that's me doonsen den. I went off and eventually sang that ten million times.


Kind of like the hare krishnas with their song?


Exactly but I don't like their song, my song sounds way better.


Then what happened?


I don't know someone celebrated Shavas or whatever that Jewish thing is on Friday nights and someone drank a bottle of Chivas regal or something.


Anyone you know?


I don't know.. Who knows?



Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Benji discusses lesbian do gooders in Australia acting like men

 

These women were married for decades before learning their husbands were gay - ABC News

 https://share.google/UMJBYk7xpL2OyYvBD


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