Wow, when you look at all the lousy stuff Eleanor does during her lifetime (and they do look at it in the afterlife when figuring out where she belongs and what her motivations were), I started thinking about all the shitty things I had done....
Some of them I actually have to blackout, CIA style (redacted,)
During nine eleven while watching from my TV in Richmond Virginia ################## (redacted)
In year eleven at Mt Druitt high school ############## basketball area
At Charles de Gaulle airport Paris late 2001 or early 2002, yelling at flight attendant lady five minutes solid as a curious crowd built up because I'd missed my flight due to becoming entranced by an eastern European woman in leather
Not liking the flavor dessert treat my mother had brought me and throwing it against the wall while complaining as a young teenager. In my defense she was crazy when I was a kid and would throw her coffee on the wall a lot but apparently not out of anger
I don't think I had any malicious intention the time I asked a fat lady in my taxi if she expecting (she wasn't I felt bad). Babies are awesome I'd never hurt a baby
Tomando el pelo de la gente, whenever I did that, too selfish to even care.... Maybe they can just get over themselves as Fake Eleanor says
########### my wife in Eastern Europe
The time I stuck my rude obnoxious landlord's toothbrush up my butt, in my defence he really deserved it and I covered the bristles with aluminum foil
Making jokes in high school with my BFF about starving Ethiopians. They were actually mostly his jokes I just listened.
Some of my interactions with family would just be considered good policing so I'll just mention being arrested and cuffed twice (once with a hard throw down onto the lawn and another time with a kick to the leg while down) and not saying thanks 👍; same for LAPD cops in Hollywood (the actual suburb in LA) that stopped and frisked me, possibly at gunpoint (they were probably corrupt)
Fake Eleanor would probably be a good cop!
Pretend hypnotizing my BFF of the Ethiopians in a Stackhat jokes and getting him to throw hard boiled candy at our Indian math's teacher's head. Subsequently a mandarin, as if to prove we never learned our lesson.
################################ on multiple occasions
##### my mother's #### and also ##### her #####
######### snowball and ########
I don't really think I did anything wrong when I ate dog in China, it was on the menu, when in Rome. It wasn't really halal
Having a meltdown and yelling at my aunty and grandmother
The time my buddy told me it's likely the lady I'd shacked up with for a night was married as per his read of her apartment and totally not caring.
In my defense I was a pretty good attentive taxi driver for like over five years full-time and tolerated an extreme amount of rudeness and incivility. A lot of Sydney people tipped me but it all went to corrupt builders who had corrupted NSWs State Government and legal system so they could absolutely defraud people like me.
The time I put my poop 💩 in a small yellow envelope and pinned it on my college professor's door. I struggle to feel remorse for that too as they were trying to indoctrinate everyone that homosexuality is normal and 'hip' so it's like they were anti straight males
The time in China having a water fight end of term with the 7 year old kids and grabbing a water bottle from him and spraying it on some kids' faces. That wouldn't even have been a problem but in China cleaner's leave bleach style toilet cleaning solutions in normal drink water looking containers on the floor in chinese restrooms. So I never intended to temporarily burn those kids faces or whatever happened. No harm no foul, Pobody's Nerfect as fake Eleanor would say
######### the shit out of ####### in ##### in 1999. Intelligence reveals her father was a detective in an extremely corrupt zone where cops sold drugs for personal enrichment illegally at ####### after confiscating them
Shoplifting chocolate and soda with Danielle Wilson when we were like 11 years old various times. We did enjoy consuming that on our walk home
Encouraging Ethiopian Stackhat buddy to steal two tennis rackets for us to play tennis with when we were teenagers
DMX
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