Here he is again, sure talks the same language, super pissed, haircuts. That's all I heard him say this time. YouTube recommended it after dinner and having chocolate biscuits and coffee.
https://youtu.be/ybATgpA6d9M
But is he like the Grand Cruz ladies? Complex?
Observe...
https://youtu.be/5PeKcWCC-tw
I'd definitely go bowling with McEnroe. I normally would be lucky to bowl 150 but one time in northern china I bowled like 270 (out of 300). Very high scoring.
Can y'all imagine if McEnroe was the trial judge for the Depp Heard divorce proceedings??? Ha ha ha just think about that and tell me you're not laughing.
'he threw something at you Amber but he never hit it with a tennis racket right?'
'that's correct Mr McEnroe he never hit anything with a tennis racket.'
'and you're saying nothing hit the line Johnny? The vase or whatever you threw was good? No dust went up, right?'
'well Mr McEnroe....'
Dios Mio.... Y'all got to check out this new Macarena Ramirez flamenco dancer, watch her go at it y'all.....
https://youtu.be/elPlcVOby-8
I don't think I've ever played tennis on clay court that I can recall. In Australia it's hard court, probably not to proper standards or else synthetic grass. I don't think professional players play tournaments on real grass but they probably could do exhibition games on real grass.
Anyway so McEnroe would be deliberating some more as the judge of the Heard Depp case, then suddenly he'd put his sunglasses on and the court bailiff would say, 'you wearing your sunglasses at night Johnny?' then McEnroe would start scanning Johnny's outfit like he was Terminator going clothes shopping, then he'd walk up to Johnny and start talking with an Austrian accent like,
'i need your boots and pants and jacket and motorcycle ', like.
And Johnny Depp would be all like, 'it's not mine, it's all on loan from Christian (Dior)', but Johnny wouldn't let him finish coz next thing he'd be throwing Johnny across the room and next thing McEnroe is stepping out in leathers looking for his ride. I'm telling you on Spanish TV, in my head or on your tv, whatever, that's how it's going down:
https://youtu.be/lYOoWCv_PYE
Then i flick over real quick to Fox News channel and Hemmer and Perino are talking Spanish. The background picture says: fac- fac- factura! And there's a picture of Biden shooting Benjamins from a flamethrower or something like Carrie Fisher in the Blues Brothers and then Janet Yellen had a heart attack at the mint and the money printing machine needle is in the red and starting to smoke.
Hemmer and Perino are all like: 'fac! fac! fac! tura muy grande, ¡la factura enorme! ¡Mucho dinero! ¿Donde está el burro para llevar todo el dinero?...
Man that's old news, what else is on the Spanish TV????
It's the Family Guy nononono crab....
https://youtu.be/rXhkYI8eoWM
That Crab's awesome, there should be a spinoff show Lois' father and the crab they're awesome....
Anyway I say McEnroe would be back after that, possibly with a platinum grill that shines in the dark like Mike Jones' one and he'd be all like:
'Joe Biden's crazy y'all bitches! He wants to give underage kids with felony charges free tennis lessons and a slap on the wrist y'all. The mofo is insane y'all!!!!! Now he's talking about giving C-Murder a Congressional medal of honor! Shit's crazy!!!!'
Johnny is yelling way too loud in the car park with his platinum grill shining in the dark, next thing Spanish TV in Benji head [sic] cuts to C-Murder....
https://youtu.be/64n6hfSLiGI
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