Monday, February 28, 2022

Of ronsters, monstruos, monsters inc

 

Ronsters is how Scooby Doo* say monsters, pretty good for a dog. Monstruo is a term of endearment I've been called by one of my uncles in Spain (my favorite one) and also by one of my favorite buddies there (curiously these two characters were in the Eastern part of Spain which fell squarely under the Russian backed side during the Spanish civil war, and both of them were career lawyers), I guess that makes me a monster! I could always tell they both said it in a loving way and there was no collusion as they never even knew each other (I look slightly monstruous to the eye). Monsters inc is one of those big Hollywood movies that mainstreamed monsters in general, perhaps making humanity in general accepting of monsterous looking people (although nobody likes monsterous behavior they're willing to accept monsterous looks).


Having made that introduction, let's look at the president of Belorussia and what he does. If you want to get informed on Ukraine and Belorussia you really need to consider Vice News as they have been quietly and unostentatiously prosecuting a very detailed, close up view point (also known as journalism) of the warring in Ukraine since 2014. While the downing of MH17 Malaysian Air flight might seem like something you can remember from your busy life wherever, chances are you were about your business and vaguely remember something about a war in Ukraine, seemingly obscure and unimportant.


Well Vice has been documenting the affairs of this Belorussian president and they're quite interesting. First of all the public, by 2021, had evolved enough through Netflix/internet, they'd decided to vote some nice trustworthy women in. This president would not dream of just leaving Vlad, mother Russia, his army and everything and just sign the country over to some dopey housewives with loving hearts and great cooking abilities, no way Jose. So he managed to not let them get elected without actually torturing them or anything. Phew.


But what would normally make me literally and actually laugh out loud except for the following things:

I) kids are getting killed in Ukraine notwithstanding Vlad got Crimea and could have just bussed his precious broke Russians from the breakaway republics back to Crimea and given them land there and packed and shipped their houses, paid their pensions, except Vlad didn't want to. Too dopey.

II) I've just gotten over a week of covid. Going back to work tomorrow and I've lost my voice and now sound super raspy and croaky so no point laughing would hurt my throat.


Apart from those two considerations, I would actually be giggling and laughing to myself out loud in my big boy pants, the shit this president of Belorussia pulls.


What he's done, to stick his finger in the eye of Poland or whoever in NATO, especially Poland. He flew a shit-ton of sand niggery kind of people from sand niggery kind of countries (excuse my racist speech, I'm just a pathetic greaseball wop myself, somehow parasitically managing to survive alongside the great white Aryan races of the world myself, no big deal, Bruno like in my effeminate weakness and genetic patheticness). 


(Bruno goes to boot camp:

https://youtu.be/VXAc6bJmqcI


Ok you might laugh at that even with a sore throat)


Anyway so this guy, he has this kind of poor country, more kind of commie than Russia itself, and he decides to pay for the airfare of a literal army of sand-niggers (there's that offensive inappropriate sn word again, so inappropriate), which he essentially uses, with absolute zero regard for them, in the most manipulative way, to harass and sally against the Poles at their border with Ukraine. These dopey ppl do not want to stay in the freezing forest of Belorussia but wish to cross the EU border and proceed to Germany. The Poles, understandably, do not wish to allow this manipulation, paid for by the Belorussian president with subsidized Ryan Air flights. You have to really watch it in action, I post the link here:

https://youtu.be/voOfS8QQ5Tg


Lukashenko looks like a dangerous loose cannon. Best thing would be to bomb that guy if at all possible. Eg., Mossad. Super delicate and difficult situation, if you can imagine an apocalyptic Stephen King novel, here's the nutjob dummy that could drag the world into a nuclear winter. I have faith grey aliens from Zeta Reticuli or wherever are closely monitoring the nuclear winter outlook, with their advanced physics and brainwaves whatever, but if they weren't, here's the absolute weakest link nihilistic dummy that could easily lob off the first nuke. What an absolute cretin. God I would bomb this guy myself, seriously, what a disgrace he is. He makes Putin look like a winner this guy, what scum of the earth if ever there was.


First Lukashenko uses a false alarm to get a European plane to land so he can arrest a dissident on board that was merely trying to fly over the land of Belorussia. 

https://youtu.be/qU5UD5LLy08


The EU is rightfully upset a plane is forced to land under false pretenses, for these reasons no less. I believe they sanction Lukashenko at this point.


So it sounds like a joke, but what he does, he gets all these blessed people (sorry to refer to them as sand-niggers twice like), all these poor blessed people, he just flies them all out to Belorussia with promises of good fortune and travel to the EU, I think he even subsidized their tickets. And he does all this to spite the EU. Then he unleashes his totally manipulated army of desperate blessed immigrant people, onto the Polish border, and barely does anything for them apart from provide firewood, I mean it's real manipulation. Then he gets off on lecturing the blessed Poles on human rights, it honestly sounds like a total joke you would hear in a pub in Dublin but that's what this guy does. He puts his heart and soul into lecturing Poland on how to show humanity to these people. They're like nothing to him, pet frogs or something. 


He'll end up dumping them into Poland or Ukraine if he can, I wouldn't doubt it.


Here he (Lukashenko) is on BBC:

https://youtu.be/Ody4K-I6sNg


Here's Lithuania's foreign minister talking all about it:

https://youtu.be/UZFu2lkrs8s


Putin's column in Ukraine: 60 mile long column of trucks with rubber wheels ready for Molotov cocktails and bullets to blow their tires out. The Russians seem set on demoralizing the Ukrainians militarily but it's just the misery of these clepto-tyrants. The Lukashenkos and Putins of this world, hrrmpph! Someone should push them off a tall building.

 

Just to show you I'm not joking about my belief in extra-terrestrial aliens to intervene in human affairs in the event of nuclear hostilities:

https://youtu.be/syGME_XtHkg






* I recently got some Scooby Doo boxer shorts and dropped like 13 pounds ladies, very sexy I can tell you. More than just a pretty face.

 













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