You say dwarf, I say mildly retarded

 

While the progressive argument about dwarves being cast as dwarves, is it unprogressive? Rages on, 

https://youtu.be/kfTDt9cV16w

I want to use that titillating debate to springboard over to one of my neighbors. She's a girl called Amber, about seven houses down. It seems like she doesn't go to school or college or work or anything because she's mildly retarded. I like her. I'd definitely go out on a date with her and want to get to know her better. Also my wife and I, we don't even like each other. I mostly don't like her just because she doesn't like me but anyway we don't like each other. I don't really pine about Amber or other women much although there was an extremely hot looking young momma at the swimming pool with a punch you in the face smoking hot body you couldn't tear your eyes from hot. Just saying.

My father often told me he sometimes wondered if I was mentally retarded and I kind of understand how he felt. I can't see Amber being any dumber or more retarded than my wife. Furthermore retarded people have an innocent charm like Balki in that TV show Perfect Strangers.

Amber is kinda like Balki, she just seems to be a real nice person me. I know none of this has anything to do with dwarves really but you can just walk around on your knees and read about it pretending you're a dwarf in a non offensive progressive way (I'd be ok with that). Consider knee pads for that, we had a Spaniard Ossie (not me) on the racing yacht last Saturday wearing a pair. They look super useful on the yacht. (He's my compatriot btw). 

I was trying to explain to my kid Alex, like yesterday, about the boom on the sailing boats. It's a giant long bar under the mainsail where the mainsail is tethered to at the foot (bottom of the mainsail). On the racing yacht it would probably just kill you if it hit you the right way in the temple. I told my kid it wasn't to be confused with the boom in the p.o.d. song:

https://youtu.be/S8vTHgVxiKM

And that I'd make sure he never gets hit by the boom on my boat and that it will swing around when we tack. Anyway I can't figure out how to raise the mainsail on my boat yet, I need an explanation from the guy, Alex, that sold it to me. Calabazas means eggplants btw if you were wondering, but because California (meaning Ho' oven, hot oven) was settled by Spaniards first (with boats, not overland), that's why you have places called Calabazas and Sierra Nevada etc in California, just sayin' y'all (not to be confused with yawl).

Oh yeah, today was first day back at school for the kids with the littlest one joining big bro and big sis on Friday to begin kindergarten on their campus with them. Big week in the Alvarez family, summer's ending.

Just discovered my garden is growing tomatoes and maybe like pumpkins or something, have to check. I must say, I also hated the Mrs' composter, just another thing to hate. Guess that's what happens when you're big bro is like Joseph Stalin or something just punching your entire childhood out, big hate fest, you just get to hating everything too much. Anyway those tomatoes and what not is thanks to that hated composter, got to say. Unexpected and pleasant sir prize.