Everyone's favorite night vision goggles:
https://youtu.be/ovQk7fd4_Co
Looking at this situation and the confluence (hope that word makes sense here) of relationships and interests, I can see a lot, a lot of hair....
Doing my research I can see that many Ukrainians feel they must take a militant stand against Russian terror (??) and global terrorists in general. I mean I'm not just making this up. I've been watching the most entrenched eastern anti Russian Ukrainians warring around seven years ago and this is their belief. Then I saw a Russian woman living in eastern Ukraine who is fed up with the fighting and says everything the media says is lies and the Russian government will create trouble.
Putin to me looks more interested in pushing back against NATO and possibly retrieving any nuclear material the CIA never grabbed (probably didn't coz Obama was dopey) or that the Ukraine government never sold off to the IAEA. Russia's strategy clearly is push back against NATO. Putin possibly doesn't understand Russia's worst enemies really would be in the Pentagon if some people there wanted to go really nuclear. Putin doesn't seem to have a nuanced view of the scenery from his perspective (more Clarice less Bill on the Clarice Bill spectrum). Russia seems like they're saying they're open to using tactical nuclear weapons but is that wise? And what is Russia's greater strategy apart from generally pushing back against NATO.
The Ukrainians definitely have a sense of nationhood and it's difficult for me to understand how these most entrenched Ukrainians with various years experience of skirmishing on they [sic] own land, how they will not bring up stingers and machine guns and what not against Russia's forces. This could get messy for Russia and for outsiders not familiar with Slavic folks, they may not understand. Slavic people are super butch tough guys. The women are sexy and the men are tough guys. They are willing to just go at it with each other but I can't see Russia getting out of a shooting battle here unless they just get out and offer buses or something. I mean there's been folks for years just kind of fighting along and living in their towns and that's who these people are, kind of tough guy cowboys. I cannot see Russia's strategic interest here unless Putin and Xi are cooking up evil schemes together all evil-dictatory.
There's a lot to see here, a lot of complexity. Since I spent two years in Bulgaria and speak a lot of the language and even my eldest two kids were speaking it for a while in 2017 when they were like four and two years old..........
I'm just referring to the (volunteer/unofficial) Ukrainian army prior to the very recent Russian invasion, I understand alot of what they say, using subtitles, the cadences and everything. These Ukrainians are tough guys and they don't want to be like Belorussia. I think Putin can put the biggest nuclear bomb silos in Belorussia and noone is gonna care, but the Ukrainians are going to show these Russians the door. This could be bad for Putin's personal career and a miscalculation.
The night vision goggles aren't just a dating aid! The soldiers in Ukraine really want them! Man there are a lot of guns already in Ukraine. These crazy Slavs are real men and women. Macho men and actual female women, not transvestites. I mean I'm including the Russians when I slave Slavs here. They're all Slavs. I think the Russian forces have been pretty gentle. I'm not sure about the Russian leadership, I mean I think I understand their thinking.
The Russians are also sending in their extremely fancy and formidable new tanks. Like 9 of them.
https://youtu.be/yOyOEi-qgnY
You want stingers or whatever anti tank weapons for that. Man the first day or two was pretty low casualties and civilian damage but it looks like the Russians are going to make themselves super unpopular in Ukraine and elsewhere. It will end up causing a lot of pushback against the oligarchy, where they put their money. That's a whole new topic I need to study. This tank is pretty formidable but I have the feeling the Ukrainians don't want the Russians running their country.
Here is the definitive journalism from VICE telling the story from Russia, how the government there secretly fields soldiers in eastern Ukraine from 2014/15 to now. Seems like they didn't want anyone noticing and the only reason they're happy to go big now is because Biden's administration looks rickety. Things are messed up nowadays with all these microwave apparatus, it's getting to the point where the Secret Service and CIA should not let serving american presidents go to china at all.
VICE:
https://youtu.be/C66mAkS1ZfM
Cast of characters:
Sergei, Nataliya, Yulia, Vladimir the 800 pound gorilla. The backstory: nobody is an abbo fuggen shlut, everyone is super white and hurtling into modernity at breakneck speed. Not even Vladimir the 800 pound gorilla is addicted to sniffing petrol. Nobody in this play will rock up to your momma's funeral with a jerry can full of petrol to sniff later. Everyone is either a yuppy, white, white and beautiful, or else has pretty straight legs (until they're severely wounded or killed) and is white. The drama: Vladimir the 800 pound gorilla is pissed off about something again and everyone is in a mood for drama and a fight because they're white and beautiful and are hurtling into the 21st century it's just so glorious. Have I missed anything yet?
This whole conflict is based on some existential kind of crisis or something? It's difficult to understand. I mean pre Putin major invasion 24/2/22. Now it's like everyone in Ukraine hates him whereas before noone cared that much.
Little after dawn Saturday morning, Ukraine time. Vlad just left a message for everyone in Ukraine to take power and get rid of the neo nazi fascist leadership in Kiev. If there was ever a time in my entire existence when I thought Vlad needed a hug and a shoulder to cry on, it's right now. I don't think I ever feared Vlad because he's just the guy at the top of the Slav mountain and it's a giant race of tough guy Slavs from Russia to Ukraine down to Bulgaria that I personally chose to intermix my Spanish genes with, for the greater furtherance of humankind. It's the American way! Don't just reproduce with your own gene pool you dopey Spanish Jew! Racial matters aside, and returning to the bromance, there are many folks in Russia and Crimea and Ukraine, of Russian ethnicity, like my own kids (a quarter of each of them), that are on Vlad's side, and totally agree with him. Many Russians feel this way! I have been watching a chain of VICE reports from there (called Russian Roulette on YouTube) and getting up to speed. So it's not like Vlad is the only guy that thinks this way, out on a limb. Loads of Russians are happy to be pretty poor and have a super crazy wealthy insane leadership cadre. My own brother, Joseph Stalin, who died five years to the day before this recent invasion broke out, often told me knowingly: absolute power corrupts. I always believed he knew what he was talking about and believed it, although God knows, my brother never had any power in life, apart from punching me in the face, headbutting me and yelling at me, that I could see. I mean most people don't have any much power, maybe that's why they become serial killers like buffalo Bill or baseball players like Joe DiMaggio.
I can't tell you how much power I've had in life, but I can definitely tell you I've felt my soul corrupted so many times and felt my honor compromised. Anyway back to Putin, so he also said he wants NATO out of Ukraine and Crimea recognized as part of Russia. Ok we have to go look at a treaty between Britain and USA and Ukraine and Russia, I can't remember the name of it but Putin doesn't recognize it. Look it up if you're interested. The previous french president Sarkozy said, actually wait a second, let me take Putin seriously one more time, 'drug addicts', he says, referring to what he views as the leadership cadre of Ukraine.
Ok a lot of people in Ukraine have been fighting Russia's army, secretly in Ukraine since 2014/15, that don't even like the government in Ukraine especially. Lots of people don't like their local government or state government, etc. The issue Putin is having was that he was pushing for a quick toppling of government, regime change etc. While the judeo masonic whitey wasp druggy whatever of the big bad west (I mentioned judeo right?) might not be sure about the situation in Ukraine, I can see it as clear as Bill with his night vision goggles on. (Whether he (buffalo Bill) should cock his gun within earshot of a clean-eared beautifully coiffed Jodie Foster is a whole other question.)
Even any Russians Putin might be appealing to in Ukraine, that can get their own guns and fight for Putin's side, well maybe they'll take him seriously but I just think Putin is losing it a little bit and should have a lie down and a massage or something and some tea because he has misread the battlefield.
Just after Sunday morning midnight (Just after Saturday night) Ukraine local time (around 930am) Sydney time. The Russians seem to be stepping up their tanks and armored vehicle supplies through Belorussian train lines and solidifying their armored vehicle presence. From a strictly Da Vinci/Buffalo Bill®© battle space perspective, one thing I'm seeing is that there has not been a mastery developed, with militaries in general, of replenishing supplies in battle spaces, using drones. The obvious thing in future is for ammunition and food and toilet paper whatever, maybe not water so much (heavy), to be delivered in dangerous spaces by drone. Germany recently changed her posture about providing arms to Ukraine from 5000 helmets (something the Poles have been annoyed by) before, to a number of arms now including anti tank javelins. I mean at the end if the day, if the Ukrainians had enough javelins supplied to them the right way all those Russian heavy vehicles wouldn't matter. The Latvians or whoever are also supplying arms for the Brits and Americans. So you're seeing that fourway treaty I mentioned earlier between America, Britain, Ukraine and Russia (forbidding agression against Ukraine by Russia), being broached on there. Truly the American military in Europee has wide open capability, according to this treaty, to arm Ukraine, even a duty. This is an opportunity for the Pentagon to look at mastering or trialling drone supply options (DSO©). I mean you basically just get big drones and attach boxes of AK-47 bullets and a little parachute, nothing fancy. Just sayin'®
Almost dawn Sunday morning Ukraine time (around 530am Ukraine time). I've come to realize the breakaway regions in the east have very considerable natural gas reserves that Ukraine had asked Shell to start exploring. Putin might be interested in forcing or getting a cease fire based on what he already mentioned about recognizing Crimea as Russian, plus keeping the breakaway regions as independent. It's unclear how Putin wishes to proceed. Relations between Russian soldiers and Ukrainian locals are surprisingly amicable in certain circumstances, notwithstanding any actual killing and maiming etc. Unusual to see a battlefield like that. Curious situation. The Russians haven't shut down internet or electricity. Man they're going to make themselves unpopular.
Sunday night a little before midnight, Ukraine time. Putin did some political theatre about nukes but actually Russia's inventory of nukes is already eyebrow raising:
https://youtu.be/CO_SwtYQIAA
Normally you'd think of Russia having 7000 nukes ready to go out on ICBMs but that's not Russia's normal only thing. I mean they probably do have enough nukes to turn Europe and America into dust but apart from that they have countless battlefield usages for nukes. If you can imagine fishing with dynamite, using nukes on a battlefield is a sure fire way to hit targets. However Russia already has precision weapons however if a war with NATO were to break out nuking the western front to stop an armoured assault on Russia from Ukraine would be in the playbook. Also as a demoralising effect. Who knows maybe Vlad has a brain tumour and he's not just happy talking about Russians love for Elton John anymore. Tensions are high, in Blues Brothers terms it's similar to the glass smashing scene:
https://youtu.be/B2pYZfbtDnE
Interestingly, although the Americans had been warning the people in Ukraine to evacuate for weeks, they're only just now warning Americans to evacuate Russia.
In other news, it's said the Ukrainian President is willing to meet the Russians near the border with Belorussia but who knows what security he has there. I would not trust the Russians much at this point.
Almost dawn Monday morning Ukraine time. Man if I was Zelensky I would be telling the Russians to lick my balls if they thought I'd expose myself to aerial bombardment for a little meet and greet at the border. That's for sure. Come and Skype Vlad, that's what I'd be saying. This shows you Zelensky is earnest but naive. If Vlad asked which ball I'd say ballsssss plural bro, come on.
Russian supply chain issues. I saw one tank out of gas blocking an entire column on a rural road. But now the Russians are threatening nuclear attacks and heading for Kiev. You have to understand there's a shit-ton of natural gas reserves Vlad wants under the breakaway regions. I'd be telling Vlad to bus his super broke precious Russians from those regions to Crimea and don't come back. I would not yield any of it up. Neither any more coastline or anything else. Keep Crimea and get out of my country and go invade Germany if you don't like Ukraine joining NATO, that's what I'd be telling Vlad. The Russians are about to get their dicks knocked in the dirt in Ukraine so I wouldn't rush to settle for less. Keywords: lick my balls. I even made a short video with the same key ideas years and years ago a little after this war was breaking out (around 2015). I used Taylor Swift's 'bad blood' song in it. It would have inspired the new Ghostbusters movie that's how good it was. Remember: lick my balls.
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