the seakrest ppl say some other guy's hair is prettier than benji's

that's pretty ludicrous, seen below is a mediocre hair day for benji, nothing special, but already, probably not an exaggeration to say the greatest hair in the world........ you can say benji's gimpy, lame, vain, stupid, retarded, whatever.... but nobody can deny benji has the greatest hair in the world - heads up sea biscuit (and smellin' k): benji only likes to hear 'whoppers' when he's at burger king and they're announcing it on their little microphones there, that's what you can do if radio doesn't work out for you

it's not easy having beautiful hair son, but someone has to do it

moving on, gabriele the guy who just flew in from palermo in italy just paid me 420 euros rent money, that's a bargain rate he's getting at 19 euros a nite checking out on the 18th july....... it's the first time benji's handled euro money since xmas season 2007 in spain and ireland...... seeing it again all this time later makes me think that is gonna be an extremely strong currency when all the oil and coal gets scarce....... already it looks very strong to the benji........ american money is winning, easy to counterfeit, easy to sell to the chinese and japanese reserve banks, but euro money will be very strong

driving the point about the hair home: you could come up with all kind of dinky-arse lame little journalistic lists between your little journalist coffees and what-not, you could have all kinds of dignitary arse people there on your list, world leaders, models, movie stars, you name it, wouldn't matter: benji's hair = numero uno

my son on his first 'date', neither of these babies have better looking hair than benji, but then again, nobody does