further adventures of conan

missed out on conan the previous decade or so?

here's basically what you missed out on:

conan drives down pacific highway 1, ragtop down, sun shining, hair blowing in the wind

conan gets home, establishing shot, conan puts his keys down, calls out, he's home alone, picks up mail and reads

conan opens letter, close up of surprised and shocked look on conan's face/close up of letter written in newspaper clippings of individual letters cut out with scissors and glued onto white page (or pink page)

threat-mail says:  'i know what you did last summer, dick'ead'

conan looks worried, receives a phone call while he hurriedly packs a bag,

'yeah fine, everything's fine, i'll be back after the weekend as planned, nothing new;' he says with faux security, as his tosses a box of kleenex into an open suitcase on the bed along with an box set of elton john cds and some moisturizing cream, then picks up a gun, loads in - throws it into suitcase and grabs it to leave