of American Zaks, john travolta and prettyboy ryan seakrest

not much to report, some american guy called zak from missouri made sounds on airbnb like he was gonna baby-sit my crib and pay for my airfare to finland and what not and then cancelled, then i stepped out of cia real estate office here in auburn after getting the skinny on their prices (2.2% commission) and desi's i-phone went beep beep -- it was zak confirming he was not coming, which he had already done prior to anyway........... that was  few days ago, meantime some indian guy has taken zak's place............ tonite in my cab i met some american guy called zak from illinois (different zak)........... he seemed like a likeable guy so i will probably end up hanging out with him, at least once......... maybe i have zak issues... i was telling zak from illinois about a party i went to once in phoenix and i was beating everyone there at arm wrestling but there was one guy there on steroids and he totally destroyed me - people on steroids are ridiculously strong -- if you try arm-wrestling someone on steroids you are definitely gonna lose if you are not on steroids

moving on, the prettyboy ryan seakrest was interviewing john travolta on his radio show while i was driving someone from city out to near dural........ but what if i were interviewing john travolta about ryan seakrest?

ben: barbie's boyfriend's name is?

johnny boy:  ken

ben: ken and seakrest both have what in common?

johnny boy: you pull their pants down and you get sheer plastic lines everywhere

ben: and they're both crotchless?

johnny boy: that's how plastic ken dolls are

ben: see you in 20 years time, not a moment sooner, ok?

johnny boy: ok...b----------- (click, call ends before johnny boy can finish saying bye)