our sister the dumb bitch: david letterman

no-one has actually seen dave letterman's dick on tv right? what if he's tootsie? he couldn't find a job as a woman so he dressed up as a man all these years............. see how she has championed the rights of women everyone......... well done mrs. letterman, you are a wonderful lady! keep up the good work

his top 10 about vin diesel was more shit, the benji could write better shit than that any nite of the week, however it's important for the writers to be anglo-german genetically so quality suffers

then he's on with doogie howser........... letterman, a woman, has been openly gay now for over a decade, he had a child a few years ago but not sure if letterman bore it or his wife..........

they're talking about some dumb minutia of being anglo-german genetically that non anglo-germans wouldn't even get but just pretend it's interesting coz that's the american way and the army might blow them up for being terrorists if they try to think for themselves........

let's look at their values in order of importance:

1) having anglo-german genes and being heterosexual
2) having anglo-german genes but not being heterosexual
3) not having anglo-german genes
4) being amerindian

dave is telling doogie what it's like being inseminated with a turkey baster and how to make sure you get good anglo-german genes from the sperm bank people......... lesbo dave will come back with a race car driver

i feel bad laughing at the chris christie fat jokes (that is funny though about the zoo and knife and fork), it doesn't seem right just to target one person like that.... on the benji's blog, the complaints here are about a habitual dumb way of thinking shared by england and america and anglo-australians........... i am sorry chris christie that people  make fat jokes about you on tv like that, and also that they're funny, that's sorrowul too.... maybe we should punish ourselves for that, oh wait, i've spent almost 3 decades with dumb english rednecks here in australia and dumb anglo-german rednecks in america, guess we don't need anymore punishment than that - you know who's fat too? roger ailes, needs to get on the treadmill, use some willpower

speaking of willpower, it is almost 2 days without smoking and i am back on the road i started late last august of not smoking....... there was a 3 week period just now of puffing away which even then was moderate, but now i am determined not to smoke

i'm interested in the physics of the race car driver and his brain becoz they ride so quickly........ this guy sounds mexican, i wonder how he got a visa to live in america and if ins tried tracking him down and deporting him sometime...... maybe his father was rich and bought him a visa, don't know........Indianapolis is all about driving around in circles, they don't even do a street track....... actually, this guy is american from south america (brazil)... the race car driver is a good talker and entertaining, luckily dame letterman keeps her mouth shut and lets him talk....

now the woman conan is with some stand up comic who is pathetically lame, normally the thing with stand up comics is that they are supposed to dedicate all kinds of time to their business so that they can at least say one funny thing per routine, but this guy hasn't even said one funny thing........ maybe being an anglo-german white supremacist gets boring after a while, there's no telling with conan is she has figured that out yet but probably no since most of america hasn't.......... the guy's name is eugene merman or sthmg like that, he is really pathetic........ the indian guy from big bang was on apparently

watched a big bang today for literally the first time in months, possibly a year, one or two of them, it wasn't that bad, sheldon has a cold/was sick and the other three went to a planet of the apes convention, in another episode there's some 15 year old north korean kid who is smarter than sheldon

tmz is on now, of all americans, the californians are least like the english and probably as you go further west, they are less like the english, but all americans, white and black are generally conditioned to hate mexicans and native americans......... sometimes tmz is funny, will let u know how long we can stand it for...... the thing about tmz is that they worship celebrity, it's the only thing they appreciate....... you can guarantee none of the tmz people would be caught dead reading a book....... so far today it is empty and stupid, vacant......... it's clearly time lost....... wonder how many of these tmz dudes have german genes, possibly all of them...... the kanye sign was funny, but these guys are looking like germans to the benji.... in fact, if u hang out with germans these days, you'll see this is exactly how they act.... just sayin'....... now they're talking about the reichstag and merkel for a while or sausages or sthmg german benji doesn't know about..... commercial [sic] break and it's time for benji to go back to bed..... too many german genes on da tv (and anglo ones too).... maybe they should try some of that pro-activism or sthmg --