Thursday, May 26, 2022

White House zoom meetings, what they look like

 

Why are we meeting today? Didn't we meet fifteen years ago with Obama?


The president wants to say something.


Ok here he is, streaming on zoom.


Joe: ok everyone, we're not going to change our angle just coz of the midterm elections, hopefully China will be mailing in thousands of ballots for us which will be counted a week after the election like last time. So our game plan stays the save: Nancy and I and the house Democrats have already printed out twenty trillion dollars, creating money from virtually nowhere, the invisibility cloud people and the fairy puff people can say a prayer for everyone about inflation.

Red has retired from the White House briefing room, now Scruffy can tell everyone they aren't f*cked and sound convincing about it. They both should be in Hollywood stacking Oscars. Ok have I missed anything? Arrfff! (Joe barks goodbye to everyone).


Aaarrrffff! (Democrats bark back). 

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