Why are we meeting today? Didn't we meet fifteen years ago with Obama?
The president wants to say something.
Ok here he is, streaming on zoom.
Joe: ok everyone, we're not going to change our angle just coz of the midterm elections, hopefully China will be mailing in thousands of ballots for us which will be counted a week after the election like last time. So our game plan stays the save: Nancy and I and the house Democrats have already printed out twenty trillion dollars, creating money from virtually nowhere, the invisibility cloud people and the fairy puff people can say a prayer for everyone about inflation.
Red has retired from the White House briefing room, now Scruffy can tell everyone they aren't f*cked and sound convincing about it. They both should be in Hollywood stacking Oscars. Ok have I missed anything? Arrfff! (Joe barks goodbye to everyone).
Aaarrrffff! (Democrats bark back).
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