Direct from Virginia court tv. It's like that one particular acting lesson (in Paris) with big shot Hollywood acting coach Bob McAndrew. It's like he spotted me transfixed at the Russian girl's amazing ass in red tights and he says:
'now we see something interesting....'
Newsflash: Amber Heard plays the battered wife with utter convincingness. Depp comes across as a cynical somehow Mexican looking guy¶ that bashed his annoying, young enough to be his daughter girlfriend that he was shtooping. Was there a pregnancy? I don't know. Will JLo and Ben Affleck be happy together with enough mirrors to enjoy their respective narcissistic charms? I don't know.
To be charitable to Depp, and do for him what Bob did for me, I'll say this. I believe the moon people like Depp, Jolie and myself, born between may 13 and July 3rd, make good actors. I never pursued that path much, probably to my own detriment. I respect Depp and Jolie and realise they're working actors and I'm not. I'm not trying to judge either of them. I think moon people innately wish to drink from a full cup in life. To test life in many different phases. In my life I lived in China, France, South Korea, America, Bulgaria and Spain. And did many other things besides. I think Depp has tested his limits and has tried drinking from a kind of cynical wife beatery cup but he hasn't given Heard a child from what I've seen. Depp is treating Heard mean to keep her keen, but not much else from what I've seen. I think for Depp to come back to himself and be comfortable in his skin he needs to change his life. Presently, as Depp, identifying as famous, he has this non stop never-ending narcissistic supply on tap, his fanbase, who will call Heard a liar. Heard is just a kid, Depp could have gotten her pregnant already, no? And written her a check for a million bucks or something, maybe a pre-nup before leaving his toothbrush at her place. The legal system isn't the theatre world.
I'm probably gonna start a Shakespeare reading group on Meetup one of these weeks. The performance last weekend at the local sailing club inspired me.
You better be ready to, be ready to jump!
Furthermore, I think this Depp should go sober four months then jack off like four times for an IVF guy to freeze. Give Heard a million bucks as mentioned, apart from any court settlements in this Virginia case. Plus the option to carry as many of his kids in her own womb, not someone else's, until end of year 2030. With Depp paying an additional million per child that is born or stillborn during the third trimester. Take the frozen sperm off the table by end of 2030, have it all spelt out clearly by lawyers. Best Depp and Heard can do in the situation (cringey*).
This is without going into a lot of details into the case. Depp's been acting pretty cringey* with her.
For homework everyone can either watch George's drive....
https://youtu.be/1HZ3Tjohwqo
Write out and color in 'Benji 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 bearsin'' in colourful fonts, with little bear pictures
Or just listen to Game...
https://youtu.be/BuMBmK5uksg
¶ he actually looks like the lawyer for all Biden's wetbacks like he's they [sic] lawyer
* Cringey, Australian short for cringeworthy
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