I really like her, even if that's racist white supremacy sounding. Technically I'm super independent so don't necessarily need her music. Insert Arnold voice: I'm programmed to make my own music using one of the following words for lyrics:
Doonsen, poopsin, that's mi (my), den,
Also: diddly and roodoo (not 'and' though)
Anyway, normal voice again, wouldn't it be cool if she could sing like me? We'll now she can, insert the magic of wavy screen effect and harp sound....
Town Hall steps, maybe in Philadelphia or somewhere, a scrum of journalists pointing microphones at Taylor waylay her on the steep and grand entryway steps... a melee of questions ensue:
Taylor a great day for women's soccer! Finally women are getting their fair share! A long awaited payrise.
Any special plans to celebrate Taylor???
Will it just be you and your dawg again tonight Taylor!?
Taylor you've worked so hard leading up to this historic moment, what's your favourite soccer team anyway??
Cut to Taylor, a chords and g chords high up on a piano poignantly begin, a ripple of a saxophone playing to higher notes....
Taylor addresses the journalists who are also part of her big dance number on the steps.... Breaking into song....
That's mi doons, mi doonsen poopsenden
(Singing soulfully)
Doonden doonden poopsenden
Get pootie tang on back up vocals, killing it....
https://youtu.be/pDU_QQ9UDoU
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