Tell them uncle Jimbo...
https://youtu.be/X6YLAmKFpRM
Top of the list we have white Karen. Armed with her college degree, white Karen is often at least three or four generations Australian on both sides of the family and white. Approximately ten kilograms overweight but rarely more, never slim. Her husband is completely under her domination and everything he does is with her tacit approval. She can be spotted in the foliage with her red, white and blue flag. She can never be seen amongst the invasion day protestors sporting their black, gold and red flags as she abhors them. Her mission is to make Australia go forward and follow every local by law. On special occasions she will vomit in a taxi cab. She will show great stoic determination in helping every wogball go back to their wogball country with their head held high, even the yanks. She is generally noble and not 'on the prowl'.
On the prowl Aussie woman:
There are various classifications of 'on the prowl' Australian women, all of them basically will screw another guy or look to snag another guy even if they're in a monogamous relationship. We'll look at some of the subdivisions:
No kids, in a relationship. She hasn't given birth to any kids and is in a steady relationship with a guy, or even a girl, but she's always on the lookout for fresh talent. Typically in her 20s, she could be of any race and culturally considered either 'real Australian' if white, an abbo (if real Australian), a wog (if European), or a reffo (refugee) if any other race. She makes a lot of money and is constantly prowling around for more dick. Typically a drunk, she hails from every social economic group except the working class house-o (government owned housing) strata of society (as these women typically fall pregnant around a Dean (eighteen years old). She loves to get a college degree but can thrive without it. Her best friend's boyfriend is often her most prized prey.
Always on the prowl, has one or more kids, relationship status irrelevant. She has a kid but is always on the prowl. Possibly her husband makes the big bucks but he's too fat or not giving it to her properly or her father molested her, whatever. She will certainly end up divorced and shopping around for a new best friend with a good looking husband to prey upon. Is essentially a closet lesbian but can never come to terms with it. Also believes she likes dick. Invariably ends up single and divorced, cannot remarry for reasons stated. Often highly educated, groomed by lesbian professors and deans at college to act like a man hating dyke subconsciously.
Sometimes on the prowl, has one or more kids. She will generally stand by her man, even if he's black, her ideas are less idealistic than the noble Karen. If her man does wrong by her she will replace him with little fuss, often begetting children from two or more men. Rarely has a university degree. Mind remains free of tertiary education poison from the bitter frustrated women there.
Toxic trashbag sheila, whether she's on the prowl or not doesn't matter, she works in academia or some pivotal role like government. Has power and authority in her job and everything in her life is subordinate to the power she relishes and exercises. Rarely married although sometimes can marry permanently trapped in the closet gay men. Their husbands invariably act gayer than AIDS, something real gay men quickly notice and run from, in a mortified manner, without messing their hairdo up (or nails). Her primary mission is to keep every form of wogball in its place, preferably prison, or out of college, out of a good job, preserving the honor of every wifebeating father that preceded her in her male line (before he split when her female ancestors were five). Often has at least ten percent Irish genes and is very bitter and jaded, rarely good looking and often fat or unattractive to even the same sex. Rarely babysits her nephews or nieces as her in-laws hate her and she hates them, especially if they're uppity wogs although she might actually like them if they're vulnerable and speak no english. Many men fall in this category and are frequently single by age 45 and fed up with women.
Ultra cliched inner city yuppy trashbag lady. This lady is frequently always on the prowl and will definitely screw your husband if she can, leaving you single at 37 years old and too fat to find a new guy and moving into a cramped apartment changing nappies with your mom while your divorce lawyer figures out how to rob you blind. She considers herself sophisticated and elegant and often works in 'intellectual' jobs like media or advertising or marketing. She thinks she's super 'spesh' (special) but like most Australians acting cringingly obnoxiously, she is blissfully unaware of her repulsive cooky cutter ways.
Scumbag Bob, someone with too low education to ever date ultra cliched inner city yuppy trashbag lady, scumbag Bob is a self replicating relic from Australia's pioneer pre electricity pre tar sealed road days. His ancestors built the first roads in Australia in the 1800s and killed attacking Aboriginals and taught every subsequent generation never to act like a fag and always have kids with two or more women to spread their will to power amongst the wogball, Abbo and other non Australian peoples. This is achieved through the use of a belt and severe floggings like in colonial days. Neither a yank nor British and certainly no wogball, this believer has no need for books or education, merely beer and multiple childrearing wives. Centrelink can pay for their upbringing. Like noble Karen, has plenty of patience to help wogballs of all stripes enjoy freedom and return to their wogball countries with their heads held high, if they so choose. Scared of flying on jumbo jets even to Queensland, often just drives. Like Abbo, is too authentic Australian to ever leave Australia. Rarely has a university degree although often has a trade. When happily married to sometimes on the prowl woman, can stay put in a marriage but only if both parties are at least fourth generation Australian otherwise might say furdean when they mean twelve or so, leading to divorce. Would probably suicide or resort to mass murder if the Union Jack was removed from the flag.
El chinko. As his or her name suggests, el chinko is Asian and if born and raised in Australia is keenly aware of how racist all the non Asians are, whether they're real white Aussies, wogballs, abbos, it's just too hard to keep up with whose the most racist. If newly arrived to Australia and speaking little English, or, alternatively, fifth or more generation Australian dating back to the Victorian goldrush from the mid 1800s, they're less sensitive to racism. More likely to marry outside their own race than any other Australian except real white Australian (Anglo Saxon Australians).
Hindu Australian. Never ever marries outside of the Hindu race as it would bring shame to the family. Perfectly happy to sexually molest their niece to ensure she never marries outside of the giant cult. Same as all Hindus everywhere. Just too good to share their genes around. If the unthinkable happens and they breed outside their race it would be utterly unthinkable being in challenging human situations with a non Hindu. Suicide is preferable to marrying outside the race. Go figure.
Angry Abbo, angry Abbo is super angry. Technically they only became Australians in the 1970s and didn't exist before that. Real Australians (white British people and their Irish buddies) killed and raped them or shunned them then opened the floodgates to every wogball and el chinko imaginable. Just makes them so angry bro better go sniff some petrol. Holding a job down is for chumps. Where's the Centrelink dole line cuz, I better smash you. Terrifying.
Do Gooder Jane. All Australians love acting innocent, even, or especially if they're undiscovered child rapists. It should be alarmingly suspicious to any American that wasn't a hopeless cretin (itself rarer than hen's teeth cuz) how exaggerated this is, with Australians. Australians are also extremely crafty and while they love acting gentle as doves, you are inevitably most likely dealing with one of the stereotypes I'm outlining. Do gooder Jane could be an evil closet dyke homewrecker or a toxic trashbag sheila but never a Hindu (Hindus would rather suicide than barter their ancient culture and history for ridiculous stereotypes, either way their nieces will be sexually molested by their uncles). Many el chinkos will act the do gooder Jane because Australians long to show you how caring and loving they are before sticking your cat in the microwave and hopefully causing you to suicide like that. It's not like they're total psychos or anything wrapped up in loving gentle dove outfits. Do gooder Jane is more likely to vote leftwing like Labor or Greens and wants to break more glass ceilings. We've had a female prime minister and she got all the Shire girls pregnant with her have a baby bonus payment. Now we need a wogball prime minister, she'll be calling you telling you to vote for Albanese soon. Whether she's a swinger or an adulteress or in a regular, honest, old fashioned marriage, do gooder Jane just wants to love and help you then stick your cat in the microwave and plan your funeral if you suicide from the pain and shock that caused you, she cares so DEEPLY! What a carer!
Psycho Lebbo, years of civil war in Lebanon and Israeli attacks on the Golan Heights are all your fault now bro. It only takes two minutes and twenty crazy Lebs to break your jaw and you'll be chewing less than Britney Spears in a 2007 MTV awards gala dance extravaganza. Your jaw will be broken and wired shut and paid for with insular Hindu's tax money, while he molests his niece. Enjoy your thick-shakes, I'll sign your cast cuz. Often marries Scumbag Bob after the latter cannot get horny anymore with his fat real Australian (white Anglo/Irish) Mrs. Can anyone say cooky cutter?
Private school boy..... Goes to one of two kinds of Footlights College (see link below)
https://youtu.be/Wi5SJKI6RpU
The over 35k per year and the under 35k per year. If from the former, over 35k per year private school (including sundry extras like uniforms), and presuming he doesn't get raped in the dormitory where his swinging parents abandon him for months on end, he's socially aware, confident and entitled, he cannot be thwarted by Do Gooder Jane, angry Abbo, scumbag Bob or psycho Lebbo as their paths rarely cross and he does not feel any sympathetic need to be beholden to them. Most likely to marry outside his race with a well to do asian. If hailing from a predominantly white area will act like a working class white trash when it's time to slam away the whisky however the females will not fall pregnant at seventeen. Will never associate with Hindu Harry and rarely molests his niece. If living in suburbs with extremely wealthy communist Chinese will be boring and quiet to the point of mindnumbing boringness. Becomes interesting when on the water in sailboats. Sometimes found in swingers clubs bringing unicorns home to the babysit for threesomes but still extremely boring to hang out with. Suburbs exhibit general soullessness.
The under 35k per year private school boy is vulnerable to occasional bashings from Pacific Islanders.
Pacific islanders: God's gift to the south pacific. This self appointed vigil ante is out to bash you in all of his righteous glory. He only bashes in righteous glory and is righteous and hard headed in his beatings. Slayer of psycho Lebbo, basher of angry Abbo (if need be, however rarely as angry Abbo respects and fears him). Mr Coconut has quite the brain and soul and rarely goes homo full-time although occasionally on the downlow. Rarely steals your Mrs, perfectly capable of getting through college however extremely vulnerable to toxic scumbag sheila and do gooder Jane holding him down socially, and el chinko. And so widely feared, often cannot climb beyond the working classes despite his marvellous potential. When petite and slim (rarely as they are big boned) the women can be extremely desirable firecrackers in bed however they are serious and wise and prefer to consort with they [sic] own race. The men will reproduce with real Australians (white not Abbo) but childbirth for whitey will be extra painful due to their hard heads. In a fight use a knife, go for the ribs, or simply douse in petrol and light it up. Excellent street fighters. When policing they require extra large size handcuffs. Not known for reading books. Intellectual skills wasted. The women make excellent lawyers and homemakers.
Just not cricket! Super Anglo. Generally only marries other Anglos and never gets upset. When challenged by something annoying proclaims it's just not cricket. Often well heeled, always votes right of centre Liberal Party. When he goes to church his kids never grow up gay and hopefully never turn into closet paedo rapists. Not particularly given to Do Gooding like Do Gooder Jane but might pitch in picking up trash on clean up Australia Day (just don't call it trash that's what the yanks say, it's rubbish actually). Happy for his kids to marry outside of the English race so long as it's not to an Irish person. Generally only communist Chinese want them. Wealthy and happy, never gets into trouble with the law, pays his taxes and drives straight home after a wedding, doesn't get shitfaced. Super boring. Listens to ABC Radio classical music and Do Gooder Jane reading the news in a posh accent and gardens. Rarely screws whores as a matter of honour but might rape a ten year old once in his lifetime because: bugger!
Crimmo house-o lite. Believes reading books before age forty is for psychos, in and out of jail or never goes to jail, always lives in housing commission (government owned housing) when not incarcerated or visiting his relos (relatives) in some butt-fuck country town. Does stupid stuff like smoke pot, speed, occasionally becomes a heroin junky or his sibling does. Might root your Mrs behind your back, especially if you're his best friend. This latter situation can go on for years leading to drastically different looking kids that look like uncle Jimbo. Occasionally goes to university in his 40s and practices a white collar profession after spawning various children (often paid for with insular Hindus taxes when he's actually working and not molesting his niece).
Crimmo heavy. Whether he's from housing commission and 'real Aussie' (Anglo/Irish) stock (occasionally interbred with Abbo or some wog) or a crazy Lebbo from expensive privately owned (by his family) real estate, crimmo heavy, as his name suggests, goes to jail as a recidivist for serious crime. Whether a kneecap removing shotgun toting product of incest bikie gang whitey or psycho bikie gang Maori (product of an alcoholic wife beating father) or a crazy arab drug dealer, crimmo heavy invariably does time for hardened crimes or climbs to the top of the criminal underworld ladder and removes himself to Croatia or Dubai depending on the nature and degree of his wogginess. If not at all woggy, like scumbag Bob and angry Abbo, he would never dream of leaving Australia for a minute, even to go to Tonga for a swim as he is so authentically dinky die Australian that just wouldn't be cricket. Therefore he often evades detection and blends into society with his tattoos and works at a lumberyard or somewhere.
One off rapist. Like just not cricket, he might just go for a one off rape or even rape and murder one time only however he would not rape a child unless it was a female and at least sixteen years old with a hot rack. After raping and possibly murdering his victim he is perfectly content to play loving husband and dad and coach cricket and replace your car tires. Just don't go digging around under the concrete he laid in the backyard. His criminal past means he never acts like a homo.
Average homo Aussie (permanently trapped in the closet).... For some reason this guy is such a do gooder like do Gooder Jane that he only knows how to act like a homo. In a fight he runs away screaming but never gets to that because he is such a weasel. Proudly not a paedophile, this guy excels in office jobs everywhere. The girliest varieties are often Chinese with the Taiwanese making the most amazingly girly types without actually becoming transgender. It is said that the men reproduce by thinking about hot anime women then rubbing their fingers along someone's leg while giggling girlishly. Can be from any race, white or whatever. A total pansy. Adored by Asian women. Never known to get angry about anything.
Drugged up Dylan and Diana. Under thirty years of age, if they have kids they invariably have over involved parents that love to babysit or else they are too selfish to even have kids. They love dying from dehydration in the summertime high on ecstasy, dancing themselves to death. They are perfectly happy to destroy their souls with LSD and marijuana and feel no trouble with that as it just masks the displeasure they felt being sexually molested as kids. The product of believing 'real Aussie' (white Anglo/Irish) parents, if their parents are just not cricket church going Anglos they will be disowned from the family and never mentioned.
Extra large Karen, unlike Anzac Day Karen (no degree but piously pro Britain and America in martial affairs) and white Karen with a degree, this lady tips in at 15-20 or more kilograms overweight. Best thing she could do is detoxify on a long diet but instead giggles racously and stirs the pot. Whether she's getting dick or not, it's all the same to her as she's too fat to really actually feel sex. Extra large Karen is unconcerned about patriotic duties like helping the wogballs hold their heads up high when they return to their wogball countries and mainly occupies herself with maintaining her extra twenty kilograms and laughing at, gossiping about and cherishing looking down on anyone she perceives as depressed or vulnerable. Like Do Gooder Jane she relishes other people's suffering but only because she's so comfortably fat. Makes a practical breadwinner and homemaker. Useless in bed and toxic out and about in society as constantly laughing and shitstirring all the inferior skinny people and refugees from Japan or wherever. Biggest fan of Australian TV (a textbook case of a cultural wasteland) and its lowest common denominator. Typically fat and white but sometimes brown, rarely yellow.
Stoner Sam.... As his or her name suggests, Stoner Sam is fond of marijuana. Comes in all age groups and socio economic spheres however the richer the socio economic group, the younger Stoner Sam is. Sometimes this latter point is bucked when Stoner Sam makes a good living with her own business making intricate t-shirts where her pot smoking helps her creativity, or if Stoner Sam has a parasitic relationship with a wealthy family provider or a useful and lucrative government grant for the arts, then Stoner Sam can continue getting stoned. Often Stoner Sam never drinks any alcohol and can fly under the radar at the office, stealth bomber-like, even punching billies at the office. While found amongst professional drivers and tradespersons, Stoner Sam normally only has a university degree in the Arts, if at all (normally no education apart from a trade). Stoner Sam rarely is stoned on the job unless in some mindless profession like customer service representative on the phone. Often easily spotted by over 40s taking pizza orders and working behind counters as teenagers, they try to pass their stoned, forgetful state off as youthful incompetence, but they're just stoned. Often goes home from the office and immerses themselves in video games. Frequently found blowing smoke in their pets faces and observing their subsequent stoned states, while fixing delicious snacks. When industrious and given to smoking everyday they invariably find a mid level dealer to sell them pot by the pound then proceed selling half ounces to their buddies. At risk of becoming born again, along with strung out on drugs Saun.
Born Again Bill & Betty, some unaddressed past trauma or grievous difficulties masked and mixed with drug usage; or often guilty of being abusive towards others and conveniently forgetting all about it .... Born Again Betty and Bill are blissfully unaware of the carnage they have wreaked in other people's lives and bemoan their non born again friends and family that are not as loving and blessed as they suddenly feel, having found a bunch of jerks to tolerate them every Sunday morning and once a weeknight on Bible studies night. They'll never take stock of all the shitty things they did to their little sis, pops, uncle Tommy. All they know was they took too many drugs with strung out on drugs Saun and now Jesus has saved them and loves them so. They never come to terms with their own actions and reality instead raising their hands in the air at church during music time. Fond of Hillsong.
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