Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me...
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Wazzup.... Just watching that Dave Chappelle football tackle at the Hollywood Bowl with the fiendish folks at Fox news....
It's funny I was living in Hollywood at one point (the flat part)... Don't ask about the Hollywood hills coz I can never figure out why they seemed so far away... Same time some folks and I seemed to walk there from the academy awards part in no time.... Mysterious....
Anyway me and the Hollywood house people were out and about one day in a van, I think it was those days.... I was busting to pee and it was like we couldn't stop so I had to pee in a container.... Later we hit a bump (we never really stopped) and my pee went flying off everywhere. It's like noone even really noticed, I didn't try to keep it a secret but I guess it wasn't the American way to dwell on it ... Anyway pretty sure before that happened some dopey 'person of color' (that's not gay or retarded right?) was gushing how we were driving past Dave Chappelle's house. I commented immediately we should egg the house (not in a malicious way with radioactive eggs, just a goody jokey way). Dumbo 'person of color' could not see the humour in this.... Was I a terrorist or just a racist? Perhaps those were his dopey thoughts....
Anyway there's a big difference between egging Chappelle's house (harmless fun) and crash tackling him. And I think the guy that crash tackled him had a fake gun which was actual a knife, that's too much. I don't think you should get in much, if any trouble, for egging Chappelle's house, I would have done it for sure.
By the way the toilet bowl on the yacht lights up multicoloured when I pee in the dark, motion activated. I have an orange beach bucket to pee in in the garage at home, in a cradle at the appropriate height. I'm pretty happy with those arrangements. I just got a jumbo wedding photo done like a yard wide and two feet high and framed it and hung it above my bed in the garage, next to my orange bucket, just sayin'.
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