Red Herring has relocated.... Much Ado about nothing

 I don't need your kind of love....

https://youtu.be/CpyV9Cfnwg0

Hey kids, 

So Friday went sailing with those two american chaps. Howard, whose acquaintance I made on the occasion, with my new fenders in place, properly protecting the hull, turned out to be quite expert. He said he'd once sailed across the Atlantic ocean from Jersey to Ireland and I had no reason to doubt his veracity therefrom. I learned a thing or two watching his expert technique and we went as far as Palm Beach where it becomes the ocean thence turned around. I was making coffee at the time the water became increasingly turbid beyond its wont in the farther from the ocean parts of Pittwater (the majority of the bay).

Well that was Friday, after I dropped the chaps back at the wharf I proceeded sailing alone and watching/ blogging about Tucker and his morons. I actually tucked the foresail (or jib as the American sailor called it) into the hatch at the bow, on the bed there, without any further ado, not bothering to untie the sheets (ropes tied at the clew eyelet or whatever its called). It seems so much easier than tucking it into its sailing bag which is very time consuming.

As the sun was setting and I was anxious to moor up in the daylight and eat the day's only food, a few potato chips, being a bigoted Mohammedean. The new mooring was and is now in effect as the seller of the Red Herring had notified me of his new boat purchase and need for his own mooring back. Well today I saw this chap's new boat on his mooring, which I had used up until collecting Howard, the former insurance company executive (transphobic Yankee white supremacist, nigga*). And in fine style as I attended the sailing club with the three sprogs** (they [sic] momma couldn't get dressed on time, for real nigga*), to watch a rendition of Shakespeare's 'much ado about nada'.

I do like the theater, if I wasn't already such a gifted choreographer, watch*:

https://youtu.be/nfuEFY_xSZs

I daresay I would write the most wonderful plays you could imagine....

Finally, let us wax scientific:

https://youtu.be/1VPfZ_XzisU

* Howard is not a nigga, but the reader that is a nigga knows who she is

** New Zealand parlance for urchins or children