Bearsin'...
https://youtu.be/zUwEIt9ez7M
That's gonna be the theme for my United States Postal Service stamp series coming later this year, watch out for that you bastards....
Ok so uncle Tom played the president of the United States in the Last Samurai but who even knows who was really the president in 1876? I'm guessing barely one in a thousand American citizens would even know that. I'm guessing Garfield or Lincoln. Too late for Jefferson, and no-one even knows who was president around those dates.
Ok it's been loaded bases at Benji's cribs lately. I mentioned the marine diesel mechanic rocking up at 8am yesterday morning and servicing the Red Herring's BUKH Scandinavian built diesel engine. Today the Daikin folks rocked up to the house this morning and changed the old broken Daikin built into the wall Daikin unit for a new one, also built into the wall. Thank you Japanese house of Daikin and your samurai ancestors. The original aboriginal custodians of the Yokohama prefecture. The Daikin is currently heating the room up nicely, it is wintertime in Australia and getting cold. I'm actually going to start wearing woollen gloves around.
So after all that, on third base we had our little tiny kitten we received a few weeks ago as a month old little thing. It more than doubled in weight with us for the few weeks we had it and George the Toll delivery driver picked it up, not sure the gender, around 11. So that's a home run bitches. Better text Sandy which filter sizes the boat's engine takes. The kitten was nice but always getting underfoot and it would probably grow up and possibly attack the guinea pigs roaming free in the backyard and even the kids got bored of the poor thing so George really liked it, he can have it.
So speaking of American presidents and people called George, and I'm going to start sounding like grandpa Simpson rambling incoherently no doubt, as my ex girlfriend Eva Braun used to point out to me at film school when she wasn't my ex girlfriend.... You know this Sandy was explaining to me on the Red Herring yesterday morning how the BUKH engine is a rare styled engine as its horizontal instead of vertical. Normally pistons go up and down like your knees and shinbones going down stairs, up and down, but this engine is horizontal. Kind of like the freak guy I met once that could dislocate his shoulder bone at will so hold his hands together at the front then twist it all around to his back without ever unclasping his hands, freaky! Great party trick it was! Well that's about how rare horizontal engines are I take it.
Well I mentioned to this Sandy that horizontal engine piston system reminded me of my next door neighbour's boyfriend's Japanese rotary engine car (thank you house of Mazda and your aboriginal samurai ancestors, the original custodians and first peoples of the Kyoto prefecture). This guy was always rocking up to get Valerie (P Lame, not her actual middle initial or last name) into his dopey Japanese car, I guess he had to leave the engine running the whole time and it was noisy as hell, unlike my new (and old) Daikin aircon system. Maybe that's why he never got out of the car, not that I recall checking too strenuous like. It's more like I'd be lying on the couch, same as on the Red Herring, watching tv like. And there was that noisy rotary engine, so annoying!!!!!! Curse the house of Mazda and their annoying rotary engines, I hate them! Tell Zeus to throw thunderbolts at them. Curses! (Becoming calm again) the motors on the water that occasionally buzz by during couchy tv watching stints on the Red Herring are much more pleasant, like this aircon system, pleasant white noise such as puts babies to sleep. Sleepier and sleepier, you're getting sleepier....
Parkman homers....
https://youtu.be/eXuXamORmdI
I got to go to Bunnings (big hardware chain, huge like Home Depot) and get some nuts for the Red Herring and a frypan lid handle. Should try going to Belrose Bunnings for a change. Sometime this week, mental note...
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