humor: the good, the bad and nbc today

http://youtu.be/BMUl6w1efXI


just discovered some channel called college humor, it's pretty funny, but don't bother watching the one about yawning; generally it's all more entertaining than watching videos made by highly functional autistic people explaining all the things that annoy them after they start using labels as a crutch, but sometimes the autistic people are more entertaining, especially when they hit themselves out of frustration


nbc today, womp womp, that's what you think when people say nbc today show: Womp womp, right? Get ready to insert harp music and swirly visual effect, wouldn't it be interesting if nbc today show was the subject of an abc 2020 special investigation? You know, right?! Ok, insert harp music and swirly visual effect now (here).
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hi I'm Elizabeth, the lady that came out as a raging drunk that sometimes moonlights as a journalist; and I'm like David, is that my name? You know that mournful looking sensitive looking guy that looks like an alter boy that's in his early 40s..... And this is abc 20/20.... Sorry we left the forward slash out earlier, on tonight's abc 20/20, nbc today show: Have they ever won anything, even just once, ever, collectively or as individuals, and should they be institutionalized?


after the break: You claim to have won a raffle once claiming a Turkey as first prize, but your mother says that was actually your cousin Jamie.


matt Lauer: Jamie won that Turkey for everyone, it was a group victory


so you never actually won it yourself....




meanwhile, in the 20/20 editing room; do you think I look more powerful strutting in this shot or with my foot up on that pedestal gazing into an uncertain horizon? Should we go with the Chopin for the schmaltzty sympathetic music? Are these bagels gluten free? Do you think it's sexist I beat my husband, I am a trans-gendered man after all?