how is NBC TODAY so adept at being dumb?

noone can be that good without help right? what's their secret? they must have attended special dumb classes at university:  how to be an airhead 101, why did you walk through the door instead of into the wall smarty pants 101? etc

you can just imagine them during break time at school:

'man being dumb is such hard work! if only there was a magic potion we could take to help!'

'i've heard smoking pot and getting drunk can help us dumb down?'

'really?! where's the nearest veterinarian? let's go get some!'

moments later, 'pot's great! i feel dumber already, but i need to dumb down quicker! i failed spotting important places class, last week i said the vatican was the important place in a picture but it was actually dunkin' donuts'

'i heard damaging the pre frontal cortex is great for dumbing down, stand here with this baseball bat while i throw a ball into your forehead,'

'where's batman? ouch! that smarts!'


moments later....


http://youtu.be/kq6E2hQ20wc


'why are the police harassing this homeless man on my palm pilot? Would they do it on your desktop computer too? Let's find doubt!'


'now you're getting dumb!'