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hey guys, you know, about 17 years ago now, how time flies, the great filmmaker George Lucas was here in Sydney making his wonderful star wars movies and in those days, Benji was friends with a very well connected film industry person that was also working on Lucas' star wars films so that occasionally Benji's buddy would be working on something like foam modelling or whatever and Lucas would nonchalantly walk in and grab some tools. You really have to admire Lucas and what he's managed to achieve. But if your career is as small potatoes as Benji's, then you can even admire greatly the aforementioned film industry stalwart working on the foam modelling.
not sure why or if that's important, but anyway, tonight we check in on the two ladies running for president, we have Clinton on Colbert. She presented herself very well, has 'buena presencia' as they say in Spanish and seems like a strong candidate. In the other corner, we have Fiorina around August 6th talking to Chris Matthews on hardball or msnbc or whatever it was. Fiorina, being a Virgo, is somewhat chameleon like, so may 'take on forms', which would be interesting if she does win the presidency. My advice, and I don't want to seem misogynistic or rude/mean: To Carlee, don't look like the Muppet Janice.
you know, I've had a lawyer in my taxi giving me legal advice saying, I normally charge $500 per hour for advice. Benji, being such minuscule small potatoes so as to be unappealing even to ants, always offers his advice for free.
so really, it's just like that episode of the Brady bunch (The actor that played the dad was gay! Kind of like Steven Colbert!) where Jan is nervous to talk to the audience, so someone says, just imagine the entire audience is naked.... Similarly, we say to Carlee, watch this fellow's plodding monolog Carlee:
http://youtu.be/vFSwBCFg8I8
then imagine right at the very end he adds, 'oh and don't look like the Muppet Janice Carlee'
http://youtu.be/vl5sUSlBISU
. Brady bunch in question
wow, will you look at that?! The Brady bunch mom actually caught genital crabs from the mayor of ny city!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nvfO7NElQM
wow see that really ties in with the Matthews, Fiorina interview because it'd be interesting if Fiorina studies Hilary's tenure as senator of ny state and comes with something strong about it in a future debate
maybe the really important information in this post is that genital crabs are amazing when you really think about it
moving on, def metal music, a classic example is fear factory's 'replica',
http://youtu.be/7RJsRQOneMY
pantera are also a notable example of the genre. Interesting to note the machine gun like staccato of the double bass pedal on the drum kit. As you may know, your humble servant Benji counts drumming and some saxophone playing amongst his musical talents. Typically the right foot presses the bass pedal that strikes the big bass drum. The striking percussion pad that hits the drum is normally just one, but the double bass has two, you can hear them in def metal songs.
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