hey does that make me a liar if i snap some pieces of chocolate and throw it into a tub of yogurt and call it a sundae? is that an exaggeration or a misrepresentation or am i like going to hell for bearing false witness..... is that the kind of question ned flanders would ask?
moving on, wow, tarantino, who we have recently discussed on this blog had better watch out! fox news' stuart varney has caught wind of his cop-hating shannanigans and he's pissed! who's stuart varney? only the toughest american son of a bitch ever to walk God's green Earth! he's so tough, he talks like an english-man from manchester or somewhere, probably just because peoples' ear-drums would explode if he spoke american....... he can make the Earth wobble on its own orbital path and cause tsunamis, just by speaking american, so we better just hope he has mercy on us and sticks to speaking english..........he is so bad arse, spaceships flock to him and part seas! he can probably walk on water too..... you know the old guy in kill bill? stuart varney doesn't even need to make contact with your body to make your heart explode like that! he can just do it WITH HIS MIND!
he is totally badarse and it's totally game over for tarantino coz now varney has him on his radar........ the worst thing of all is that if the justice dept. ends up arresting him for destroying that taliban hating, cop hating, nazi hating know-nothing tarantino, we'll never get a chance to see him dress up as santa's favorite reindeer (after rudolph), blitzer....... also it'd be good to see him bark and pant like a yorkshire terrier, that's what we're all waiting for and why he's on fox news to begin with, one would think............. he is bad arse, a real man's man.........when he gets tired of kicking it with all the hipster geniuses at fox news, he just steps out of those fancy digs in manhattan in his backwoods run down clothing and throws his sack into his convertible which is being held for him by a petrified mexican right out front of fox studios there in manhattan and he just drives off for weeks at a time to random rural places like montreal and just has adventures and stuff like the black guy in pulp fiction after he has his muffin......... totally bad arse, i totally wouldn't want him on my six, video game company executives go and study him to figure out new bad-arse finishing moves for their characters in violent video games, for example, you know at the end of street fighter or actually mortal kombat, you have finishing moves where you can turn your vanquished foe into ice and then they just explode and scream and what not? they actually get those ideas from varney after someone messes with him or accidentally bumps him on a friday night after work at the local bar.......... you know aqua teen hunger force, how when they lock in together they have the quad laser that no-one can defeat? well guess what? stuart varney eats those big giant quad laser thingies for breakfast......... you know leroy jones? from the song? that's meant to be so badarse and hardcore? he shines stuart varney's shoes and calls him master.......... you better watch out!
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