tonite's shift

ok so tonite we got a bunch of ryan seacrest's radio show and it was above standard, it's no fun calling seacrest and kelly plastic ken doll and mulehead, let's face it, that's just not nice, sadly, this is the only way to get results from them, like sled dogs that have to be whipped to pull the sled.... otherwise they will just get lazy and go all plasticky..... therefore keep up the good work plastic crotch ken doll (seacrest) and mulehead (kelly).... and no you cannot sue me for libel in a court of law

so apart from mulehead and plastic crotch ken doll on the radio, we had some douchebag girl throw up -- had to give her the bill o'reilly 'bold and fresh' flagon which still has her puke a little inside the cannister.... that arsehole girl, thank God her male buddy did a good job cleaning it... most of it went into bold fresh flagon anyway -- but the girl was a real arsehole, acting like she wasn't a victimizer when she was a total victimizer (like mulehead and plastic crotch ken doll on the radio when they don't deliver properly)....

anyway, the next girl that came along was able to dry up any wetness from pukey girl's male buddy clean up (he appeared after ride as only pukey girl rode).... 'why is the seat wet?' next girl asked... 'oh the last customer probably sweated on the seat,' benji responds, viable as today was trully the first hot day of what looks to be a long and hot summer here... 'ooh that's gross' next girl said, at least she didn't smell anything, thanks god pukey girl's male buddy did a good job and pukey girl puked mostly into bold fresh flagon

anyway next girl seat drier with butt-body heat turned out to be another unlucky in love sydney sider.... she was a real looker and looked well educated, professional and well-to-do..... unfortunately, sydney people are spoilt shitless and really spoil themselves in matters of courting so that they end up many of them unable to pick and stay with one guy.... car-seat drier girl was saying she just broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years

then there was some american girl that said she was from fan-area of richmond in virginia married to some ossie-czech and then i gave a ride to some kids that i actually felt like hanging out with for 40 minutes or so....... in their early 20s......... these kids had such energy, they inspire me to want to film them and make some kind of documentary with them in it or sthmg like that so we'll see if that happens within the next month............ more on later

another customer was some journo who was saying she is close personal friends with movie director 'cameron crowe'.......... cameron crowe has done a pretty good job making/directing movies....... at one point in the year 2000, benji attended some classes at madrid university on film criticism where there was a californian guy called karl....... we all wrote papers and benji wrote one on 'almost famous'