some jokes

before foolishly allowing himself to be foiled by da ladies, the mean boss from 80s movie '9to5' is a shining light and beacon to men everywhere on how to treat women

ok bitches... here are some jokes, the blonde jokes, of course, inspired by o'dell:

A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff, who hits the ground first?

the brunette, the blonde has to stop and ask for directions....


a blonde goes into a hair salon with earphones on and after a while the hairdresser accidentally snips her earphone cables and she turns blue and dies.... the csi people come along and listen to the cassette:   breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.......

ok here's one for the ladies, my sister, a slut, used to love this joke: why are men like tiles? you only have to lay them once before you can walk all over them


ok here's benji's all time favorite joke for some reason:

a couple of indian guys (from india) go to a fancy dress party where everyone is supposed to be dressed as an emotion.... one guy is all in red and the host asks, 'what emotion is that meant to be?' the indian guy says he's 'red with anger'.... then the same thing, the next guy is all in green and he's 'green with envy'....

then two more indian guys come along, both are buck naked, one has his dick inside a pear (the fruit) and the other has his dick inside a bowl of custard, 'ok, so what emotions r u all meant to be?' the first guys says with a strong indian accent: 'i'm in fucking dis pear' (despair).... the other guy says, 'i'm fucking dis custard' (f*&^ing disgusted).........

that is the best joke in the world apart from some jewish joke about the el-al pilot boasting about humping the stewardess and saying it on the loudspeaker for the whole flight to hear

hey speaking of jewish, this coffeeshop had half price cake, must have been about to go off or something -- sure tasted good though, delicious, $$AVINGS!