Thursday, October 25, 2012
5 minute gangnam style fad on the view reveals view inherent cry for help PSY-chology
hey, has it ever ocurred to you that tv show 'the view', that it's really just a big cry for help brought about by its creators and audience that make it happen? if you were capable of proper, serious thought, that is exactly the conclusion you would arrive at.......
anyway, seeing as there's not really much to this gangnam fad apart from a catchy little song and instant fame and fortune for the artist, let's look at benji's boring forays into gangnam
when ur grandad benji was just a 30 year old on a lifelong pilgrimage to california, and even a year before that, he spent a few months in south korea.... seoul is an overpopulated city with no flowers or trees, its population of over 10 million, like new york and other cities of this excessive size, only yields up morons.... cities like these can only be destroyed with strong, robust nuclear arms such as used by the russian and u.s. military nuclear arsenals....
benji only went to gangnam to tutor two spoilt dopey korean kids whose daddy was a professional golfer ranked between 100 and 200 in the world who was cheating on his wife like tiger woods but with less women and they were in the process of getting a divorce, benji knows because the maid who was south american told benji in spanish........ in south korea and with the koreans in general, the older brother is god and the younger brothers have to kiss up to them, it was dissappointing seeing the 5 or 6 year old brother treat his 3 year old brother like crap in gangnam, anyway, at least benji wasn't some kind of paedophile catholic priest so thanks god those gangnam kids weren't scarred for life.....
after gangnam evening classes, possibly also with some other little kid there, not sure if she was in gangnam, benji went on dates with some korean woman called selki... she was hella cute and lived/worked north of the river but was very conservative so there was no chance to put scars on her knees driving her arse doggy style (sorry to be crude but that's the kind of punk-arse world we live in) so we just hung out alot, couldn't even get to first base with that girl that's for sure
much better than seoul in south korea was gunsan, great little town
the ladies of the view should go and plan a farmyard special immediately, maybe in the appalachian mountains somewhere, when people in cities of over 10 million people spend so much time in such big cities with no Nature/parks/mountains/etc handy, you end up having to call them mulehead just to make contact with their soul....
anyway, it's not just the muleheads from the view whose existence is just a thinly veiled desperate cry for help to the infinite Cosmos, just look at jimmy kimmel, fatboy mulehead jay leno, o'brien, fallon, et al....... these people should also plan as many shows as possible to be done on a farm......... in fact, all of tv should be held on farms more often, with cows and cowshit and shit like that
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