AP reporters rankle at Iranian government referring to them as 'fatties'

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Iran's government has launched a new website which fingers fat americans as fatties and the Associated Press news agency is not impressed much by it.

'Hands up who loves donuts and who's clinically obese?' asked a manager at AP headquarters on a  quiet tree-lined street where butterflied [sic] hovered and dove over picturesque beds of roses.

A see of hands instantly rose around the office which, due to renovations, meant the ceiling was temporarily lowered and a neat matrix of cinnamon powdered hands left hand marks on the ceiling reminescent of the 'red hands cave' painting created by CNN reporter Stan Grant's ancestors. The cinnamon powdered hand marks were brought about by the action of cinnamon powder sprinkle on the donuts causing a light dusting of powdery film or 'pris-mee' in archaic French.

'Now put your hands in the air if you like Iran's government calling you a fatty?' the same editorial publicist asked the crowded office of AP workers. Immediately all hands went down just as the afternoon sun shone through glimmering tree leaves casting a spell-binding spectral glow on the newly created cinnamon powder hands ceiling effect.

make sure AP reporters are not given those donuts with the cherry jammy filling and the white powdery cinnamon spray on top or there's no telling what kind of mess they might make

'Hands up who thinks we should go on a 10k run?' asked the editorial publicist. Silence ensued and all hands stayed down, you could actually hear the stereotypical crickets outside squirripping (yes, that's actually the verb for the sounds crickets make). 'Now put your hands up if you think we should write a damning story of Iranian 'anti-Americanism?' Immediately all hands returned to the ceiling, further retro-glazing the donutty effect.