musicality and ryan seacrest and the ellen lady's radio show

so yesterday, was rolling in my rag-top when i saw a little castle and decided to actually take a crap in a toilet bowl, grabbed the toilet paper left draped on my rolls for that purpose and crapped in style.... if there's no building shaped like a rook, benji prefers to just crap standing up, bovine style, or else don a jet-pack and take a flying crap on some unfortunate passer-by, pigeon style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE  (vanilla ice)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnODDqYUoUs&feature=fvsr  (nwa)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIev94s7Mo  (jane's addiction - ocean size)

then benji decides to take a walk on a boardwalk and visit one of my homey's locked up in a special little jail, just for her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU (under the boardwalk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfg97-5uhFQ  (he's like the wind - patrick swayze)

then, all of a sudden, venus! oops, i mean mars! the ryan seacrest was there in the flesh, under the boardwalk.... flocked by papparazzi.... i fairly swooned with love and started playing love ballads on my i-pod: he's like the wind, through the trees, feel his breath on my face... his body close to me, can't look in his eyes, he's all i need! just a fool to believe i have anything he needs..... by this point of singing, benji was doing ballet pivots and piroacs and all kinds of shit on the boardwalk, just like an episdoe of glee or something like that....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1gi8oq74g  (olivia john - hopelessly devoted to you)

and seacrest's sidekick ellen? thrown under the bus from the get-go