today's smellin'

ok so today on ellen degeneris they had the funniest guy ever, some guy making jokes about pumpkins and tics and lions and porcupines... this guy had me in tears he was so funny......... honestly, my lungs were shaking with laughter

then ellen made more comments but you know deep down inside she hates all heterosexual people unless they are hollywood celebrities so whatever.........

then saw this movie from 1998 a little in the background while reading the news:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0178779/plotsummary

then went for walk to the shop and seinfeld the comedian was just kind of doing an impromptu stand-up in front of all the moslems there, so went up behind him with some cloroform on a rag and knocked him out, people just kept on with their business there, so started riffing on how important it is to compartmentalize your indian friends from your african friends if you're white.......... you don't want to talk about your indian friends to your african friends because you might make your african friends uncomfortable: my friend sunjay just got married, he works for a bank and makes 100k a year...... that's easy for white people to do that, try doing that if you're born in the ghetto your african friend says..... no, no, you tell your african friend sunjay is black too..........

it all gets uncomfortable, you don't want to be tarnished a kkk supporter for telling your african friends they should get a job driving a taxi or something instead of doing an armed robbery to make money