the storm america deserves!

in this cross-eyed depiction of santa claus, rafael makes outstanding use of scarlet coloring

turning on the tv this morning, what kind of offensive morons bombard us? ellen degenerate and halle berry spouting off about the supremacy of anglo-saxon names to all other names, they honestly didn't have anything else to talk about....... pathetic weaklings! Benji just wants to tape their buns together, like in the 'breakfast club'..... pathetic weaklings

then the View came on....... again, more pathetic weaklings, couldn't even watch more than a minute of it before the puke started rising - some punk from Jersey Shore......

guess what bitches? the Jersey Shore is about to get the pounding it deserves..........

some bitch from Texas was saying on the internet that she would pray to God for 'intervention'....... well guess what Texan lady? you can just pray to God to teach you how to use a spoon so that you wouldn't tip food all over your face when you eat liquids and then people would want to mess with Texans (whomp whomp)

mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --- back to the stoneage bitches! at least the NFL doesn't offend - now it's new orleans and denver

anyway, gonna wash some dishes and go to my momma's house -- there's no football there but there's fox news so we'll see how republicans feel about shit in general there

ok the drive out to the druitt was the usual quick half hour (sometimes less) on the freeway west, the blue mountains begin to become clearly visible on the horizon around mt druitt and they are just beautiful...... the land feels even more retarded out here in mt druitt --- like time slows down considerably -- summertime is definitely a reality here in mt druitt.... the crows croon slowly and prehistorically as benji waits in line at the post office that was held up at gunpoint some weeks ago:

'crawwwwww, crawwwwwwwwwww' the slow warble of the crow.... everything is so slow in mt druitt.... slow....... slow............. slow down.............. slooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

then at marisol's fox news is on.... remember the latest republican to come out saying things about rape that rubbed the lefties the wrong way? well in fact, seeing him in this context, here in mt druitt, with some of the downtrodden and just lest millionaire like folks (probably half of homeowners in sydney are millionaires in that their houses are worth a million or almost a million bucks - in mt druitt, the cheapest real estate is available, maybe a house for $300k)............ the slow down, the crows....... the guy seems completely understandable in what he's saying and right..... however, you have no chance taking away the peoples' abortion options available.........

ok marisol is spoiling benji during chris wallace's show -- so far, two toasted tomato/cheese sandwiches and now she's making benji some coffee.... remember how that dumb whippersnapper bitch puked in benji's bold and fresh flagon recently which benji insisted on so she wouldn't puke on upholstery? do u think benji has stopped using that flagon coz of that? think again.... why waste a perfectly good flagon that cost more in postage than it's marked down $7 price tag just coz of some dumb bitch's undigested alcohol and bile, right?

well it turns out my kid will be a boy.... that's suits benji fine....... desi was saying years ago she'd want to call it david... and benji was/is pretty adamant about the name 'scarlett' for a girl.... but now desi doens't care for david so much, thanks god, coz benji prefers rafael for a boy, the spanish spelling....... alexander might be an acceptable compromise, but rafael seems cooler......... alot of people in spain are called rafael...........adolfo (adolph) is also a popular name and jesus as well as vladimir........... desi seemed to brighten up at the mention of vladimir as a potential name..... i feel glad this kid will have reasonably strong genes: a quarter serb/bulgarian; a quarter siberian russian and half spaniard (jew/celtic/whatever).... that should probably be couples first concern when considering reproducing together.....

rafael and scarlett would be extremely cool names for a boy and a girl, and next time ur in madrid, go to the prado museum and check out some of the rafael paintings there by the famous painter rafael........ some of his scarlet colors are still so bright and red on his capes and dresses and what not, even after all those centuries.... maybe they have been touched up since