chocolate a plenty

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2klTw123_jw

back to square one; got a hankering to watch the dukes of hazzard

'sup/? Things are back to how they were before. I'm tired, wifey is tired, Scarlet is sleeping and Alex is od-ing on sugar and loving his toys like crazy. His education in the Spanish language has recommenced. My parents never taught me any Spanish that I can recall. They wanted all their kids speaking English. Me and my siblings always spoke English. And we never learned or discussed American history or slavery or Lincoln or anything like that. So when we watched the dukes of hazzard, it was just for fun, and that's what I'm going to do right now while these jetlagged people sleep or play or whatever. Alex sure can say a few things now.

indian's scattered on dawn's highway bleeding

under 2 hours to singapore, they've just flown over india...... it's around 4am local time where they are, they're crossing time zones like crazy, their bodies think it's 10pm so the kids must surely be asleep now..... unfortunately, they'll all be waking up in around 2 hours time to change planes and wait 80 minutes at singapore airport...... i imagine the kids will have to sleep the entire final leg.... they'll be touching down in eleven hours time

woke up after only four hours sleep and put on John Gibson on fox news..... he was playing some doors song, peace frog..... so listened to that on youtube just becoz, guess that will be today's special song thanks John.... listening to Gibson, he's all talking about gun ownership............. you know, the first thing i said after the paris massacre: too bad noone had a gun handy to stop those people..... it's just self-evident, everyone should be allowed to carry guns around.......... unfortunately, evolution works in weird ways and not everyone gets that

moments later, 40 minutes til touchdown, speaking of touchdowns, have not at all been following nfl this year, the colts were on yesterday but just too busy with everything and the free channels i pick up, they always have too many commercials rendering it somewhat unwatchable and just something you'd have on in the background although that's only on mondays which are sundays in america....... tom sullivan, fox news, he is not as clever or hip as john gibson it seems (meritocracy??? anyone??)..... he does not at all seem to understand how the internet  or 'dark net' works and that criminals communicate freely on the 'dark net'.... he just hasn't done his homework, couldn't be bothered to call him to inform him, 20 heure news from france will be on with a delay of a few hours in only 20 minutes..... just did first coat on last tiny patch of skirting board, will finish it towards the end of 20 heure..... then let the tape dry a little, maybe shop, there are a lot of toys that need to be dusted, etc, so many things to do

i do not envy wifi travelling so far with two little kids, brings to mind that beatles song lady madonna...... surely these kids must be asleep now, their bodies are set to 1112pm timezone but it's actually like 512am where they are now.... they'll have to leave their plane at the end of the hour and mill about the airport and reboard over an 80 minute period

25 minutes to touchdown.... joe biden is working the podium in ukraine, definitely not live but would have been less than 12 hours ago i'm guessing....... see there is a man who gets up for work in the morning in some crazy foreign hotel or diplomatic embassy or something  and puts his pants on and goes to work and makes his money, working it at the podium in ukraine for the good old red, white and blue

i'd watch australian tv but especially the morning tv is hopelessly retarded..... unfortunately, the neverending mantra of dean instead of teen and the strong retarding forces governing the continent of australia, leads to some incredibly dumb australian tv personalities.......... having a british constitution probably isn't helping much........joe's all done and now the ukrainian leader is gabbering away on ukrainian news.... just so tired as only slept 4 hours.... plus the night before didn't sleep much either...... maybe i should quit my job so i can take a little holiday and then just go back to driving a cab.........the state govt. here is saying they're going to legalize uber and regulate them but they've been dragging their feet........ uber cars should be marked around the world, when functioning as taxis and the drivers should be forced to attend govt. controlled training so that they know not to just randomly stop in front of a heavy vehicle.... one of my bus customers almost got hurt like that...... these are the greedy silicon valley dumbarses that tom sullivan is saying the govt. should employ to thwart ISIL... he is extremely clueless about the situation......... certainly Ted Cruz knows better than that!

20 minutes to landing in singapore.... who's a poor? singapore!

voila, l'avion a parquee (parked?) et le gen sort maintenant.... le prochain vol singapore air 241 sorte maintenant depuis demi heure....... en France on a avait des elections nationale et le extrem droit parti de le Pens a gagnez 28%...... je n'ai compris pais bien mais il parait que les united front (le pen extrem droit) et les republicains (droit de Sarkozy) fairont une alliance pour controller le France pour les prochain annees.....


cruising now at 35,000 feet.... that's around 10km altitude or the height of mount everest..... the Lamanites from nbc today are on.... with around a ten hour delay so from around when the family was flying over eastern turkey...... 7 hours more and they will be home..... i need to go buy some groceries

ok that's the grocery shopping done, spent like $100 on that..... there's five and a half hours before the family's flight lands, it's somewhere over the indian ocean around where that malaysian airlines flight dissappeared..... now trump is shooting himself in the foot some more saying moslems should be dog=tagged and microchipped and locked up in concentration camps, there is absolutely no way he's going to win a thing like that, zero chance........... ted cruz is the candidate that most resembles peewee herman, speaking of which, it's time for me to get into character soon to meet the family, so time to watch some big top peewee....there goes my hero, la la la la la............... fiorina...i still think she looks like a good candidate..... we'll see in a month where we're at...........this fathead alan colmes is on the radio, i won't bother listening, although we both agree on trump somewhat.... i don't imagine colmes would care to live with african americans or moslems.... i've spent years living with both, so i have probably a lot more nuanced understanding of both groups than colmes.... i think this colmes just likes to posture a lot but is full of it somewhat, but i'd help him out if his car was broken down, i wouldn't just smash a chair over his head and take his wallet

some time later.... just cooked up a goddam storm and listened to the o'reilly factor while doing so..... fiorina was on........ we'll see if wifi looks my rice or no..... generally i had a long failed run at that but since she left late last august i have been cooking loads of rice with tumeric and such like --- often with tofu.... i'm still vegetarian and a non smoker, trying to slug it out with the quit smoking but there's often temptation..... it's just not viable to smoke after age 40, you can really shave years off your life......... i won't mind being old i guess, like from 70-85, if my health and finances are ok, i'd go live in spain and france and travel around and stuff........ i really haven't seen that much of france and there are plenty of parts of spain i haven't seen either.......... not that i think about being old, but i know if i smoke between 40 and 50 i'll permanently damage my life beyond that irretrievably, so it's getting really serious now it's time to quit..........

with my wife, she seems to have a direct access code to buttons in my mind that absolutely short circuit my entire psyche and just makes me angry in zero time when i was perfectly peaceful (as i am now and have been for many weeks now without her) -- that in turn can lead to despair and smoking, i really think i'm better off just separating from her and trying to control my life and destiny (ie., not smoking and living peacefully) than continuing to be stressed out by her........we'll see anyway

they're close to flying into south australia now from western australia, over some massive mars like desert.... 2 hours and 40 minutes to go.... what a horribly long and cramped flight, i don't want to imagine it.... think i'll go for a jog........ just cleaned the family's leather couch with some pricey quality product from my american buddy sam (non mormon, elderly kind of lady, very likeable)



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sDTIQGQFxL4

about 9 hours from singapore, flying somewhere not far from ISIL...... then only another 8 hours to sydney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKwvCN4BmgI


this website is great for tracking commercial flights! no need to download anything:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SIA391

brrrrr.... that's a chilly 36 degrees they've left behind in sofia..... some kind of mild climate changey kind of winter there maybe...... sure hasn't been particularly hot here in sydney this summer but nothing too crazy either....... generally was getting too hot here anyway in the 80s and 90s - whatever that means (over 100 and ten even) ..... whatever

that's their current location as we roll into tuesday here in sydney..... most of the world is on monday time....... it's actually northern turkey just south of the caspian sea where russia is launching missiles from their ships there in the caspian sea towards northern syria (below turkey on left) and that's northern iraq (below turkey on right) -- that's probably all ISIL territory nowadays --- what Cruz wants to carpet bomb..... looks like they won't be flying near near that territory and hopefully no stray russian missiles will knock them out of the sky, none of them are russian citizens either... i actually spoke to the russian consulate here in sydney about the law for them to get russian citizenship and it's complicated too, can't even remember what it is now but there's no point for it, my wife would have to renounce all her other citizenships or something like that..... they'll be over Iran in no time

no wait a second, the plane flew over the caspian sea after all! at least that's what the website is telling me now, maybe it's not so hot after all..... it seems they're leaving turkish airspace for some teeny weeny country there representing some nation probably no-one even knows what it is, azerbeizhan? turkmenistan? (that's armenia??)  clueless....... something between turkey/russia and iran....... no idea...... just finished painting most of the skirting boards in the spare bedroom while they flew over eastern turkey..... the lodger that was staying there through airbnb for around 3 months checked out a few nights ago, ta ta.... he was a nice guy but watched way too much tv..... also he has a certain body odor which i can only hope is not a direct result for being responsible for too many deaths in his most recent lifetime (before this current one he is in now) -- a very pungent zesty odor, yes indeed.... i'll be buying carpet deodorizer........

did you know beverly hills in LA is choc full of Iranians? yep, there are so many there they have Farsi language on the local ballots..... and Hollywood is practically the most popular abode of Armenians after France and Armenia..... Melbourne australia has more greeks than any city in the world barring athens, people say...... people also say that Bournemouthe in England is absolutely choc full of spaniards

yep, i've ridden up to paris from madrid at least twice on big wheels and it's just long as one of these kind of anti-podal long hall flights...... have also flown it and it's a breeze, just like an hour or something....

they're showing some french movie on the tv 'the chef' with some characters called jacky and beatrice...... however ice pilots from canada seems preferable.... it's a kind of reality show about pilots that fly around in canada's icy nether regions......... those canadians sure know what cold weather is.... and all those climate change deniers.... just ask a canadian, they'll tell you if the climate is changing or no........... so normally would be going to sleep now.... have just been working like a black man as the spaniards say, for the past three months and more..... haven't even had a good proper holiday since i can even remember.......... thinking about doing a second coat of the skirting boards, hopefully two will enough and then soaking the brush in water over night, there's one more wall to do the skirting boards tomorrow but will have to move the cajones which is a very heavy good quality wooden affair and also some ikea tall shelf thingy (ikea makes such crap wood, it's all total pulp they have these giant factories in europe, it's something out of a road runner cartoon from the 'acme' company, really garbage wood from ikea).......... anyway, all that work needs to be done

wifi is such a total monster, she belongs on sesame street.... she'll bust in here and start bitching about every single thing like she's an admiral in the navy or something --- goddam fool.......... she makes me nervous..... still it will be great not having to work tomorrow driving big wheels --- and seeing the kids........... not sure if i even want to/can handle living with mademoiselle though, that's for sure

moments later... still haven't done the second coat although the skirting is probably dry enough now.... turns out 'the chef' isn't such a bad little movie.....  i think it was around the time the family left here, last august, a little before then...i took a booking from a french couple to stay at my crib here through airbnb during the family's european stay --- it all went though..... around about the time of taking this booking, i believe it was, i caught another french movie, like at a hotel north of sydney ---- i didn't find the acting in that movie plausible, some parents had some baby kid called adam with some kind of cancer.... you just couldn't get sucked into the performances of the parents, they were all smoking around their kid and just looked like they were pretending to be his parents.....  but this 'chef' movie, the chef jacky and his mrs beatrice, you can at least believe jacky is a dad, although really, beatrice has just had a daughter but she didn't necessarily look like she'd just had a baby, the actress should have gone for a one mile jog before they shot that

voila mes amis, on a fini les deux film: le chef c'est fini, c'etait pas mal..... et aussi on a fini les 'skirting boards' pour le moment..... il faut seulement une petit chose demain matin et voila.....s'on wake up pour le neuf heure aussi, on voira aussi le 20 heure du france

le vol c'est au nord d'iran maintenant.... en restez c'est le 2 heure de matin maintenant

dropping the kids off at the pool, t minus 43 hours and counting

that was a fashionable euphemism for doing a poop in Virginia in 2001, Dropping the kids off at the pool'.... Not sure how common it is nowadays America wide..... Speaking of dropping the kids off at the pool, trump and Cruz had some strong words this weekend, Cruz promising to carpet bomb Isis (to OBLIVION!) no less
... So complicated.....


let's just change topic.... Great day off today spent at church and then gardening at a kind of Hindu yoga retreat outside Sydney


the kids will be taking off on flight sq6228 from Sofia to Sydney in around twenty hours or so.... There may be slight irregularities in various systems as that goes ahead.....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y

is it art?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISYCquFeI8&spfreload=10

crazy californian pakistani couple 'pops the trunk'; republican jewish convention in washington

hello fronds,

yesterday when i got out of bed and turned on the tv, some shootings had ocurred near LA around 6am sydney local time (i was sleeping at the time).... then i see today show is on with a delay of around 12 hours so it's before the shootings for them..... i'm following the final capture of the SUV that's missing for hours and some mobile shield prodding the dead body out of the SUV while following today show's enamorement (that's not really a word) with some eurotrash tv commercial where someone fakes their own death just to get their kids and grandkids to turn up for dinner (instead of a will settlement) guthrie, in especial, seemed to enjoy the badness of that commercial alot

how much a day can change everything.... matt has had to fly out to the west coast, poor guy, just shlepping around for 3 hours + on an airplane with nothing much to do but eat peanuts and check his email.....see what benji means about american journalists being enslaved by the ridiculous things they report on?

anyway, what do we know about this couple? a) they are both ethnically pakistani so probably inbred to a great extent as are all pakistanis..... that might sound mean if you're some kind of liberal do-gooder but it's true and relevant because inbreeding by marriage to cousins when repeated for multiple generations as in pakistan and saudi arabia leads to a defective brain that typically scores 10 IQ points or less than a non inbred brain.....also extremely high level of birth defects..... The Koran says it's ok to marry your cousin but not that you must.... but in saudi and pakistan, you'd think it said that you must..... the key culture around courting is so thwarted in saudi that everyone just ends up marrying their cousin.... a big war in syria and the chance to run away and join ISIS in Raqqa presents many saudis with their only opportunity to marry a woman that is not their cousin...... there are cases now coming out where just these kinds of soldiers prefer to use birth control pills (something not even treated on in the Koran, but a very serious dimension to all modern humans regardless) and avoid impregnating their war brides in Raqqa, knowing they will likely end up dying in battle anyway..... that's messed up

this couple is extremely murderous, preferring to die in a murder fit than raise their own 6 month old child....therefore this couple is what we would call 'messed up'.... but essentially, what they are saying is, their genes have caved in, they hate everyone else for not being inbred.... they hate themselves for choosing to marry eachother and continue the defective gene line some more....the husband was american and could have just married some chinese woman from san francisco and created a whole new genetic identity...... sorry for the daughter of this couple to dump on her genetic heritage so much, i guess that's mean.......... let me diverge a moment and tell you that my genetic heritage isn't so diverse either..... i don't know, i guess i'm already saying i'm a racist hater but i just don't think saudi arabia and pakistan have much of a future because they are constantly damaging their gene pool, one generation after another by inbreeding........it's an extreme rendition of islam, i suppose

i had my son being babysat on saturdays for about 2 or 3 months by a bangali lady with two little  kids of her own and i just hope she never abused my kid -- he sure was crying alot everytime i left him there, although when i picked him up i'd listen through the door and he wouldn't be crying at all and the sounds coming from within were pleasant

changing topics, and speaking of babysitters --- bibi netandyahoo from israel, remember he had his famous commercial about leaving your kids with the babysitter, or he was the babysitter or something? well soon he'll be receiving trump, this is tied in with my last post, eg., with my call to tom sullivan, etc, as i mentioned on that call that trump was a 'jerk'.... that's not really saying much as probably at least 50% of washington are jerks anyway............ anyway, there's just been this thing called the jewish republican national convention (oy vey) in washington at which trump and carson have spoken.... let me tell you, my wife, who has a very big mouth, also has a friend from childhood from her block of buildings who has grown up and become a kind of sugar daughter to some jewish sugar daddy in manhattan.... this jewish guy is a multimillionaire many times over, has a wife and kids, all raised in the jewish 'faith'....... he is always careful like a pharisee to present himself in just the right jewish 'light' around his jewish 'community', but the side of him i only ever hear about is how he buys his live in prostitute expensive watches and showers her with money.......... see i'm not an anti-semite, i'm just saying the one thing you can take to the bank with jewish guys that will always be true: they like to watch porn movies backwards because the hooker gives the money back....

ari fleischer does not like how ben carson says hummus or hamas at said convention.... see what little bitches these americans are? they will throw billions of dollars and sacrifice millions of lives just so people pronounce hamas the way they want them to..... that's retarded

it would have been interesting to see how the other 12 republican candidates fared at said jewish republican convention but benji is doing overtime today so doesn't have time to play.... 4..5 days until return of kids (and the thing).... Btw, trump, the aforementioned Jewish sugar daddy guy, the colorado planned parenthood shooter are all Muslims due to having multiple wives. You have more than one wife, you're a moslem.

Glerd the pogo stick mender, u.s. politics, politics of Benji's home

greetings froonds, yesterday i had an interesting idea for a first children's story that i can start telling both of my kids.... maybe even print it out after photoshopping some pictures or something and make a book of it...... it will be loosely based on Glerd a pogo stick mender who speaks with a funny semi italian accent in broken english and be-whales his relative lack of standing in life -- it's kind of a metaphor for me -- but more of a joke -- it's starting to take form in my mind... .i can see him throwing his shoes or something innocuous at people he is upset with (like a crazy shooter but in a heartwarming way)

politics of Benji's home.... the president (wifi) is returning from 3.5 months in bulgaria --- on tuesday -- she spent there since last august and it has mostly been great not having to listen to her ungrateful whining all the time............ i can only hope that yours truly, chairman of the crib, can handle having her around again

the secretaries of state will be returning also, aged 2 years and 8 months and nine months old (nine months old but able to stand already......) that's be fun playing with them at least, at least something is something

not sure how long i can handle living with my wife though......... maybe long enough to arrange some marriage counselling........ if you've ever been a slave in a nike factory in indonesia for some greedy american firm, then you know what it's like being married to my wife

harvard university is full of commies -- that sounds random and crazy right? but last night i dreamed about some guy from bulgaria who went to harvard...and actually when i was living in bulgaria in 2007/2008 i met a bulgarian woman who got a full scholarship to harvard paid for by them........ i thoroughly despise how wretchedly pathetic and corrupt the universities have become, but i'll channel my anger through Glerd and his shoe throwing and hope it elicits laughs from my kids......... if i can, i'll encourage them to avoid studying 'liberal arts' at universities.... .i still think universities are ok when it comes to real things like engineering, science, etc.... at least their bigotry doesn't lead to outright evil in those areas

u.s. politics / talk back radio -- just spoke with the call screener of tom sullivan show.... tom sullivan is a kind of stalwart of talk radio in america, he gave ryan seacrest his first job in radio, hopefully that wasn't too upsetting for tom........ the call screener said they only put one caller on the air once per week max, maybe i should have tried to hide that i had been put on the air

here's a screenshot of twitter reaction to my call yesterday to tom sullivan (i used the name 'rick' - it's a very kind of anglo name, in spanish it would be ricardo....) obviously, the name rick has great charm because when used after any of numerous words in english that end with 'p' the word 'prick' is formed which always sounds great

now again, the fact that i have very little social standing and am not a great journalist or talk show host or senator or whatever, i'll just channel that through my children's story to my kid about 'Glerd the pogo stick mender' who is unhappy with his social standing.... it isn't really a big issue for me to be honest, at least i don't think it is

i did want to talk to sullivan today about this article in the new york times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/us/politics/wary-of-donald-trump-gop-leaders-are-caught-in-a-standoff.html?_r=0

this article is typical of the good i see in the ny times, despite not liking a lot of their extreme left wing loon stuff..... it goes into great detail about how trump makes various republicans nervous.....

due to the short attention span and general mengingitic nature of the 24 hour news cycle and fickle american audiences enamored with silly things they perceive as not lame, it may not even be relevant next week

evil, the nature of...... for example, the crazy news cycle in america this week with the radio shows, etc, talks about some crazy shooter in colorado, i have read all about him and he is a thorough nut case and has done some dastardly things, although killing the people he killed easily takes the cake....may God have mercy on his soul -- he'll be going to hell for a time, no doubt......

i confess i do  not envy the american journalists i find who seem to me somehow enslaved by the game they play in that they are forced to follow nasty stories like this colorado shooter due to the idiotic nature of the audiences they are dealing with..... i prefer the 'back office' story which would more be dealing with satanic influences in the spirit world, egging this Dear man on to kill people and how he let his Soul slide in his life to become a victim to these evil energies..... if you're interested in this kind of thing, read Sweedenborg's "heaven and hell" and such like books

very well, that is all for now, some american guys (mormons) are coming over in an hour or so to help me finish some detailing on the paint job i did of my wife's loungeroom and bedroom (i just say it's all hers since she likes to wear the pants and dominate as much as possible)..... in a recent attempt to keep her in check, i made a donation to a charity from our shared finances (as we are married we share everything)........hopefully that will keep her mouth shut -- she is deathly against giving to charity and i myself question the wisdom of providing midwifes to women in africa when i really believe they are overpopulating themselves there and should instead by using more contraceptives..... but, since they insist, i don't suppose there's anything wrong with providing midwife assistance to their childbirths, what would i know? all i know is if i buy a  motorbike the likelihood of dying, statistically, is significantly increased, so i should be happy i guess, that my 50cc scooter, Colleen, has long since given up the ghost.

right to bear arms?

https://www.rt.com/usa/323850-san-francisco-spiked-

bill of rights, article iv:

....the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Cameron wants to bomb Isis

http://news.yahoo.com/uks-cameron-says-time-join-air-strikes-against-095254587.html?.b=index&.cf3=World+News&.cf4=2&.cf5=Reuters&.cf6=%2F


none of the dummy talking heads on tv seem to have put two and two together and realized that Russia bombing the absolute shit out of Isis lead directly to the French massacre in Paris. Furthermore, the Russians seem to be happy for Assad to buy oil galore from Isis. America is happy Turkey can buy oil from Isis. Turkey and Assad are very happy to buy oil from Isis. The journalists were so happy for years using the term Isis and then following that up by invariably saying that that is the term given to the group which is also known as Isil or Daesh. Everyone was happy. The western audiences could baulk at a beheading and ponder how much more sophisticated and wordly and well-mannered. Petreus was very happy not to have an American army in Iraq. Everyone was happy apart from the yezidi women and girls getting raped and some damaged consciences in the west. Poor western consciences, how they must suffer durinews breaks between tv shows.


then suddenly putin wasn't happy, then Putin bombed the shit out of Isis enough to get them to kill 130 people in Paris, but not enough to stop oil sales to turkey and Assad, so they're all three happy with that. Now a Russian plane has been shot down so Putin should get a massage or something so as feel less grumpy.

trees

hi doodsies..... did you know my mom got a degree in horticulture from a university in spain? yup, my father got a degree in law and economics and business management kind of stuff, also in spain, i guess that's why i'm a bus driver and only finished half a degree (in media/film)..... makes sense

so thanks God my mother never told me one goddam thing ever about horticulture but she did seem to like flowers, anyway check out my little garden, to the left.... the big tree is the pine, i planted it very small sapling or adolescent when we moved in and now it's very strong and today i gave it a good haircut as well as doing two mile and a half jogs - total 3 miles....... the other plants in my garden are a red hot chili yielding plant, under the surfboard and an australian native shrub, new arrival and some other little plants..... one year i put in some sunflowers and had the most gorgeous yield and probably put a picture of that on blog at some point already

to the right is a california redwood in rotarua, new zealand.... a very active volcano kind of area with hot bubbling mud and steaming pools of rotten egg gas and such like..... there is a high ash component to the soil/earth so the wood of the california redwood is light and weak and cannot reach its full majesty and power like you see in california....... still a beautiful tree in new zealand though


http://www.domain.com.au/property-profile/24-9-marion-street-auburn-nsw-2144

final de julio, 2013

tenia q. haber estado con la esposita muy cerca a andalucia en espana con el hijo alla en bulgaria con la abuela..... una paella

5000 words

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watch this loony tunes cartoon: someone will be hugged and squeezed

http://youtu.be/2JlVqfC8-UI




ok just caught Fiorina interview on fox news... Either my psychic intuition is wrong or she should start regularly consuming citrus fruits everyday in order to avoid catching a respiratory bug. If she's already eating a lot of citrus fruits everyday then probably I'm just wrong

talking ghosts, terrifying terror terrors, etc, with Benji

watch this video of the ghosts from pacman talking their favorite tv shows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcaZkGR-nH4

after watching it, i figured out i know how to say 'fun' in bulgarian, french, spanish, and of course english, but not in chinese....somehow, it never entered my vocabulary in china, despite china being the only country i've been to where you can have fun playing sports with strangers all day long as there are so many people there to play with.....

moving on, police academy, remember the commissioner guy, how he says, 'many, many, many' all the time? that's how many new melodies i have come up with lately while driving the blue bus ('i think, therefore i am' - voltaire; 'the blue bus is calling us, driver where you taking us?' - morrison)...... typically i will use the lyrics of my favorite song that i wrote, mentioned in an earlier post (none of the lyrics or words actually mean anything) - then i will rework them into various melodies and hum them quietly to myself while driving the bus, often i will forget the melodies or they will evolve into other melodies and then be forgotten...... the main thing is to not hit anything as the bus is big and the lane is narrow and there are obstacles and people could be killed so have to be super careful

terror: you know what's really scary?

20 heure - edition especial - mornings at 840am

those trucks that carry all the fuel....sometimes there are actually two fuel things towed together back of one truck.......... can you imagine if a terrorist gets some chloroform outside a gas station restroom, knocks out the driver, pops him into a car and drives him off.....meanwhile some other terrorists jump into the truck, drive it off, stop somewhere, attach bombs to the tank, then drive it to the busiest christmas shopping crowds of thousands and boom! game over, that's scary, saionara santa, sorry to come across all tom clancy like, but i wouldn't be surprise if that happens sometime in the future like in twenty years or something........ just hope i'm not walking down that shopping street with my kids when it happens, just saying

finally, changing topic....... child sex abuse in india. did you know india is a nation of child molesters? if you don't believe me, read this article from the times of india where bollywood actress kalki koechlin says the same..... it's unbelievable, india is extremely sick in the head and needs our help!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/people/India-a-nation-of-child-sex-abusers/articleshow/33611945.cms

                                                         one of my casual 'blue steel' looks

zoolander 2, blue steel is definitely my favorite look, whether it's business formal, or muted laid back painter look..... blue steel is always the way to go, even my car is a dark blue steel look, my work uniform, i always wear blue, always have and always will..... will look forward to coming up with new fashion ideas after seeing zoolander2..... see it today, zoolander2, only $9.95..... zoolander2, don't miss out! did i mention? watch zoolander 2?

sitting at local hardware store with free internet after mixing some paint, trying to upload windows 10...... not sure why because windows 7 was working just fine but maybe it'd be better to have windows 10, considering it looks like the windows that runs on my nokia phone....... they were just playing some paul mccartney song on the loudspeaker system, i got my mind set on you....... i definitely remember living in paris and hearing that song in a store's loudspeaker system and then buying some president brand butter........ everything is expensive there...... oh man, windows 10 is 2 enitre gigabytes! unbelievable...... it's only 1% done....

you know, back in august 1995, i was working at microsoft sydney when windows 95 came out, that was over 20 years ago! unbelievable....... it was an extremely busy day as everyone was trying to install windows 95 then calling us for help..... these days, in the afternoons i drive a big red bus (in the evenings it's blue steel) right by that same microsoft building (it's now used by some other company like phillips or something) on the corner of lane cove road and epping road here in sydney's little silicon valley area (north ryde).... i can vaguely see the 'corner suite' that i occupied like on level 2 or 3 from the bus as i drive by.....in those days i loved to play with cameras but nobody had a camera on their phone and cameras were quite big and bulky! the previous year, 1994, i was one of the few people that actually had a cell phone with a cell phone phone number in australia, it wasn't very common technology back then -- my father hooked me up through his company - the national government owned (at the time) phone company..... it wasn't actually a 'suite' that i had but a cramped corner, but i did have the corner with two walls of windows and a pretty good view with my back to the busy intersection of aforementioned roads.... you just never know where life can take you!  oh well, looks like microsoft's servers are too busy..... they could only install 11% of windows 10 and then say that there's some error........  because of moore's law and the rapid advancement of technology, only 7 years after those days in 1995/1994..... everyone in paris where i was living in 2002, had a cell phone although most of them didn't have a camera, advanced data capabilities, etc..... okay 26% downloaded

Syria war strategy

https://www.rt.com/news/322305-isis-financed-40-countries/


here read this article about Putin at G20 meeting. Remember it wasn't so long ago everyone was saying Russia was so bad and excluding them from G20 meetings etc. Even Gorbachev said realigning Ukraine with Russia was correcting a historical anomaly. Everyone likes Gorbachev in the west, right?


anyway, what was interesting was Putin's evaluation of Isis' oil activity. Specifically, if you don't feel like reading the article. They have trucks lining up for kilometres, moving oil. Wouldn't a good strategy be to carpet bomb their trucks and seize their oil production assets with an army and just sit on them, holding them, depriving them of wealth? All these powers beat Nazi Germany but don't want to risk the limbs of their soldiers?

foreign affairs n' stuff with benji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5N7RNQUKts


let's start with something agreeable, david cameron, isn't he a nice guy? wouldn't you love to give his little (facial) cheeks a pinch like a baby? of course you would... (that's a benji hint meaning, maybe your country isn't safe from terrorists).... here's the thing, is his most recent policy decision (along with the tory party one guesses) of shelling out so much money for trident nuclear submarines or whatever it is, is that wise? this in the shadow of the various kerfuffles regarding russia (ukraine/ syrian intervention, etc)...... maybe it seemed like a good idea, but it's a lot of money..... same thing we say of fiorina's idea of spending big on nuclear weapons arsenals.... unwise..... furthermore, fiorina's policy idea of reversing obama's opening of a u.s. embassy in cuba is unwise...... She should also change her attitude to Russia from, "I'll ram the muzzle of my glock in and out of your mouth and yell suck on that! Do you like it? I bet you love it" and checking Russia's crotch area for signs of peeing Russia's pants to, "I'll put my gun on the table and play poker with you if you'll do the same"... Just sayin'

with regard to the middle east, i still think the best approach is to prioritize the legal formation and recognition of a bona fide kurdish state in northern iraq..... this would secure the entire region and should be safer for turkey in the long run because they will have an option to request their kurdish citizens leave for kurdistan which they might want to do anyway -- let them keep the oilwells that's there too in northern iraq.....that's number one..... if you had a strong kurdish state and put u.n. troops there, that might be a good idea

number two, put an army on the ground, let it be a multinational force under the U.N. if you like.....

that's all

with regard to EU security, the entire EU is incredibly porous and open so i would just say france and england should watch their backs and their governments better start getting serious about security...... you can see how disaffected greece has been by all the austerity and how happy they were to share some of the misery with their 'friends' in germany by passing on all the migrants (the ones they didn't rob or murder first, which is the majority that they let go through) --- i mean as a state, greece let all migrants through, but their were so many bad apples exploiting the migrants for money or just murdering them in their boats off the coast of turkey.........

cameron was also right to say that if you don't fix up syria, you're going to have this kind of spill/mess everywhere, he's absolutely right about that......

this brings us to a final point: the americans...........while the residents of america, legal or illegal are quintessentially brave people who will generally run towards danger as opposed to away from it, and probably more so their soldiers who have bravely participated in various wars in iraq, one is really gobsmacked by the astounding incompetence of the state department/pentagon/cia with specific regard to the way they have dumped money all over the baghdad shi-ite govt. and propped up absolute losers there..... the fact that hilary clinton headed the state department, and the john kerry is a state department kind of guy tells me that both of them are dummies

cute

since obama has scared the american public into not voting democrat, and now republicans hold most governor positions, most of the senate, more of the representatives, and this is likely to continue to the next election, it might be interesting to see the result if clinton wins the election for president.... i do think she might do a reasonable job under the circumstances of working with a republican senate and lower house but she would need to understand reality in a different way to at present..... generally the american media, politicians, etc..... are career minded people who put their career before their principles, although actually, i think there are some american politicians that put their principles first, certainly they aren't as bad as the media in many cases.....

regardless, the state department and the pentagon were completely incompetent under bush.... that's not even necessarily his fault any more than it's fiorina's fault that HP gives such laughable customer service today from india....... but look at the reality: the shi-ite army in baghdad, you don't become a colonel there by distinction and talent like in napoleon's france, no, you pay a big fat bribe, like the police in indonesia (bali) so that you can start setting up road blocks and extorting money from people..... iraq's shi-ite govt. is an absolute joke --- a big part of the blame for this lies with the americans.....




http://m.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/paris-attacks-fears-terrorists-may-have-used-sony-playstation-to-communicate-20151115-gkzsw7.html

quel dommage

hello my snail chomping friends, can you believe finally windows 10 is available? that's what my computer is saying at long last..... will probably have to take it to a free wifi zone to install it though......  also the little mini door opening onto the ink cartridge slots on my hewlett packard 2050 deskjet was open, i didn't realize that was what was stopping it from working despite repeated messages to close the door, so then i call HP support, who are all in india, it was a surprise to realize what an absolute joke HP's product support is.... i tried calling microsoft's product support some weeks ago and they definitely seemed better..... not sure whose fault it is but HP's product support in india is really laughable...... i wouldn't outsource a thing to india because indians are jerks, just ask a nepalese person, they aren't even being racist when they say so, it's a cultural thing

MORE amazing and tasteful erection alt flom benji

the jury (of mooncalves) has found you guilty of being an anti-mooncalf fanatical loon: f#dge you!

that car wreck nbc today with al roker and co

hey we've all been there: the freeway starts to gridlock, then there's a bottleneck, finally you cruise slowly by a car wreck, the ambulance are there, someone's on a gurney, there are snarled cars broken and torn asunder...... then you deliberately slow down to have a good thorough rubberneck, it seems you only have time to see about 20 seconds of the wreck

that's how i feel when i turn on nbc today show with al roker and co...... you can only manage to watch about 20 seconds before you have to speed off...... everything you see is some kind of an accident...... you scratch your head and think, they went to college? they have degrees? what did they actually do at college?

ELECTION ART

YOU know, froonds, one day, maybe, i'll tell my grandchildren how i tried selling my favorite self-written song (that i wrote) to MTV and how it didn't turn out real lucrative like....... the lyrics to my song are:

gungendi shninken flurps
gloogendi florps
shningendi ninken
nungendi shnunken
shninken shninken shninken shninken

i'm not kidding: i really like that song

HOW many fried chickens?

picture this: it's the late 1700s, you're in a madhouse somewhere to visit some suicidal ex-musician

he starts playing some of his music, asking you if you recognize it, you are head scratching, until finally, at his old piano, he plays the theme music to 1980s sitcom 'small wonder', suddenly you are all ears, you're finishing the music yourself, humming along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppb-ldXHfC8

'oh that's charming, i didn't know you wrote that!'

'i didn't,' says the crazy old suicidal man, 'that was  Rod Alexander, Howard Leeds and Diane Leslie.'

that was just a joke, sorry - insert marge simpson laugh here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlPIqXPZd6E


but seriously, can you imagine if hilary clinton and what's that lady's name? carly fiorina, if they were both embittered ex-spouses, formerly married to eachother and the joint-custodial parents of Vicki, from that tv show 'small wonder', i mean that's the kind of thing i think about it so why wouldn't you? oh becoz you have friends and stuff? ok whatever,  i'll just keep on writing then...... so like the girl Vicky, she's half robot so maybe terminator or robocop donated some sperm to a fertility clinic and then hilary and carly, in their happier days together, drew straws to see who would be the ring-bearer, or um, actually, more-proactive gestator i guess is the pc term..... anyway so let's say it's hilary for argument's sake, it doesn't really matter, both the moms are mommy until the horrible divorce and it's time for Vicky to crawl into her motherboard/hard drive a little (SHE'S actually a robot but kind of human too since she's played by a real human actor and all)

some basic questions:

1) who is the girl going to call mommy and who is the girl going to call hilary?

2) which parents will have Vicki smoking pot and answering questionnaires as a pet project on government involvement in pot legalization and mainstreaming (answer: only Hilary) and also have Vicky hanging out with uncle Herbert who has popsicles in his cellar (answer: again, only Hilary).

3) and which mommy will be working overtime to update Vicky's software so she can speak german fluently AND be more human? sighs, you guessed it, the dreamboat, Carly, just sayin'




4) and let's not even go there when it comes to who'll be getting the taxpayers to provide Vicki with contraceptions and sex-ed classes (she's just a kid for christ sake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZsk23gLZo4


5) guess what ? Aforementioned mental hospital for the criminally insane, pescadero or whatever, just had a blackout and a breakout, even Joe Biden wants you to have a shotgun to protect yourself..... Carly has an ak-47, to protect little Vicky with so no problems there, but what happens when Hilary is babysitting?   "Grab the potato peeler Vicky, I, Hilary, will use this croquet mallet to protect us because i left my wallet at home the other day when i went to the gun shop."

6) but i guess holidays to Cuba must be crazy enriching now that they're getting rid of all those neat cars from the 1950s so they can have 1980s Toyotas so go ahead and vote 1 H->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPzr1vzmGY   (but a shotgun in c charp, by joe biden)

IV-I-SOME

got a DOG in the race?

http://youtu.be/0XKPvBn5-h0

rereading some posts from 21 months ago

can't really Say I agree with myself but I definitely respect my right to say whatever I want, I just hope I can assemble peacefully with myself in future, given some of the discrepancies in opinion

Hollywood Florida notes passing of David spade

philanthropist David spade traversed Hollywood Florida in his hearse limousine ("it's easier to find parking like that.")


famous for various reasons, spade kicked off a long and colorful career writing gift card memes targeted to the African American community: "happy father's day motherfucker", and "nigga, happy mothrrfucking [sic] birthday, ok?", are just a couple of such memes that won spade acclaim until it was found out he was white. That's when death threats came pouring in like fan mail from pubescent teenage girls to the Beatles, so spade hightailed it to Thailand where he learned by jamming his mouth full of gummy bears and gargling phlegm while saying glub glub glub glub glub and gub gub gub gub gub, he could make millions of Baht as a successful singer, songwriter. Amazingly, he only needed to change tones to give his songs different meaning. Later he returned to America and tried his hand at the film industry, with only lacklustre, mediocre results, so he tried his hand at television. He became famous for his sidesplitting comedy "I only hump fat chicks, and only if they're Mexican". Spade was forty two.


after passing through Hollywood Florida he went to Macon Georgia, where he was spotted with a five hundred pound Mexican woman from Jalisco. Spade is extremely stupid and lame, this probably helped his career.


example of spade's 'fruitless cinema years'....
http://youtu.be/ZAMQGIx3JKk

quick musical interlude.....

http://youtu.be/p5SMJRPh8nY

people that you meet in your neighborhood

well a ring-wraith is a person you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood....


a cocaine snorting journalist is a person you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood


they're the people that you meet, when you're walking down the street, they're the people that you meet each day!

but.... but.....

but Benji, you're not a golf course, you don't know what it's like to be Yoda; but Benji, you're not Darth Vader, you don't know what it's like to be Michelle Obama..... But Benji, you're not a war veteran, you never got your legs blown off, but benji you're white but you're not even one sixteenth Danish; but benji you're not a steaming hot muffin full of toxic fungi, you're not fresh to death.... But Benji, you don't own twenty casinos, but benji, you're not even from south of the border... but benji, you never forced a baby out of your vaginal canal! But benji, you never lost three years of wages in the gfc! But benji, you never had to dance in front of millions of people in your underwear for an incompetent choreographer....






but benji this, but benji that....


whatever, ok? Whatever

movie reviews: secret in their eyes; hateful eight

actually, benji will not be condescending to watch either movies, letting the rabble watch them if they please, his benjiness prefers to skateboard, snorkel and prep vegetarian meals with cancer killing tumeric, drive a bus all day, etc


now watch this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcG7PlkAg0

u.s. presidential race

my job just got serious about work uniform which means no more nike sneakers at work, have to wear leather boots, hopefully my back will get used to it......

 ok let's talk politics, you twisted my arm already..... so we had fiorina talking about being trash talked on the view or the talk or whatever it was...... let benji tell you something directly all you left wing media elite dudes who aren't 100% sure we need hilary and foodstamps and free dental for all the crazy homeless people........

first of all, the 'top 1%' isn't shit, half of sydney is in it, all you need is about $800,000 australian dollars per person, probably by the time i die or even in ten years actually, i'll be in the top 1%, maybe fifteen years, who cares anyway...

also, benji gets that people like jesse waters and bill o'reilly are total dweebs, especially when put together........ but that's no excuse for some of the dumbies out there on the so-called left, take the view and the talk (tv shows for dumb bitches) --- these women need to be thrown into a cage with a sign that says, 'take our dumb bitches, thanks kyrzygstan', and air-chuted over kyrzygstan, probably anybody would understand that

 anyhoo, let benji couch the future for you in really simple terms that even the dumbies at nbc today with their 'trending ten million views today' viral cat videos would understand, we'll go for lord of the rings parlance:

YOU VOTE hilary in, you (the left wing media elites) will end up being like gandalf locked up on top of saruman's tower 'orthanc', except there won't even be a giant eagle to save you, you could try whining to benji at that point: save us peoples' poet, but it wouldn't do you any good, extremely lame result

YOU VOTE the republican candidate (if it's fiorina); man! (or woman), we'll all be hand feeding monstrous little chicks live meat so that they will eventually spawn into winged-steeds for the Nazgul so that the nine black riders can take to the sky, that's BADARSE, you can't beat that....  you decide left wing media elites (half of whom probably are closet republican voters anyway), benji has warned you, take my advice, you'll be 'orthancin' me later'

benji knows that's crazy persuasive, benji could probably persuade you to swallow  your own tongues, it's dangerous, it's almost like you're staring into the crystal ball thing like in lord of the rings and turning into saruman and being brain washed by benji, the dark lord, shit's crayz [no sic, that's a new word]

four fried chickens and a coke; and some dry white toast, thanks

sunday morning preaching with benji

hello friends, please roll your scroll of toilet paper to position four, page 23, scroll five: ahem.... clears throat, adjusts reading glasses..... timperninny went forth then to the rexoids, and sayeth unto them: hugginy? hugginy poops? and the rexoids sayeth back to timperninny ixnay...... what can we learn from this interaction? consider the tree branch. thank you. i hope that has been as insightful for you as it has been for benji. Doesn't this refer to a universal truth? Isn't the Israeli policeman, truncheon in hand, ready to strike the many African migrants touched by this truth? The thirteen year old in America, poised to daterape his twelve year old girlfriend after spiking her kool aid with sleeping pills, is he not touched by this truth? The obsessed grandmother, with her hand fixed claw-like on the lever of the poker machine, about to take a final mortgage on her grandchildren's future in order to continue with her gambling, is she not moved by this truth? The adolescent girl, who stares wistfully at the unwanted foetus floating in her toilet after taking some special medication, longingly looking at the contours of the little foetus's body before flushing the toilet, is she not moved by this great truth? Just sayin'

sundae mourning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBX-ESFDF0

hey does that make me a liar if i snap some pieces of chocolate and throw it into a tub of yogurt and call it a sundae? is that an exaggeration or a misrepresentation or am i like going to hell for bearing false witness..... is that the kind of question ned flanders would ask?


moving on, wow, tarantino, who we have recently discussed on this blog had better watch out! fox news' stuart varney has caught wind of his cop-hating shannanigans and he's pissed! who's stuart varney? only the toughest american son of a bitch ever to walk God's green Earth! he's so tough, he talks like an english-man from manchester or somewhere, probably just because peoples' ear-drums would explode if he spoke american....... he can make the Earth wobble on its own orbital path and cause tsunamis, just by speaking american, so we better just hope he has mercy on us and sticks to speaking english..........he is so bad arse, spaceships flock to him and part seas! he can probably walk on water too..... you know the old guy in kill bill? stuart varney doesn't even need to make contact with your body to make your heart explode like that! he can just do it WITH HIS MIND! he is totally badarse and it's totally game over for tarantino coz now varney has him on his radar........ the worst thing of all is that if the justice dept. ends up arresting him for destroying that taliban hating, cop hating, nazi hating know-nothing tarantino, we'll never get a chance to see him dress up as santa's favorite reindeer (after rudolph), blitzer....... also it'd be good to see him bark and pant like a yorkshire terrier, that's what we're all waiting for and why he's on fox news to begin with, one would think............. he is bad arse, a real man's man.........when he gets tired of kicking it with all the hipster geniuses at fox news, he just steps out of those fancy digs in manhattan in his backwoods run down clothing and throws his sack into his convertible which is being held for him by a petrified mexican right out front of fox studios there in manhattan and he just drives off for weeks at a time to random rural places like montreal and just has adventures and stuff like the black guy in pulp fiction after he has his muffin......... totally bad arse, i totally wouldn't want him on my six, video game company executives go and study him to figure out new bad-arse finishing moves for their characters in violent video games, for example, you know at the end of street fighter or actually mortal kombat, you have finishing moves where you can turn your vanquished foe into ice and then they just explode and scream and what not? they actually get those ideas from varney after someone messes with him or accidentally bumps him on a friday night after work at the local bar.......... you know aqua teen hunger force, how when they lock in together they have the quad laser that no-one can defeat? well guess what? stuart varney eats those big giant quad laser thingies for breakfast......... you know leroy jones? from the song? that's meant to be so badarse and hardcore? he shines stuart varney's shoes and calls him master.......... you better watch out!

Russia today: socialism everyday

these Russians just don't get socialism and reappropriation of other people's property isn't free and comes at a price,


take my brother who I nickname Joseph Stalin for the sake of this blog. He's begged and pressured my mother to cut me out of her will and leave my share of our family's wealth all to him, like a real lazy greedy guts. That's what communism is all about! Do you think I'll be bringing my kids to see their grandma anytime in the next twenty years or so? Nope. How about the kids' other grandma from communist Siberia? She loved communism in Russia, so much so she's all like Solzhenitsyn who? So of course she's got no money and a big fat mouth, typical Russian communist. Who's property does she need to reappropriate when she's in town? Mine of course! The enemy of the State and the global proletariat revolution, that's Russians for you! Insular, warped, ignorant, dumb-arse fucks. Just never know what they're talking about.

checking in on Hilary and Carlee / def metal musical genre

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=the+Muppets+female+Muppet+&tbm=isch&oq=the+Muppets+female+Muppet+&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-serp.12...7158.20150.0.20926.23.22.0.1.1.0.1481.9677.3j2j1j3j4j5j2j1.21.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-serp..12.11.3792.27xGHET96oA#mhpiv=0




hey guys, you know, about 17 years ago now, how time flies, the great filmmaker George Lucas was here in Sydney making his wonderful star wars movies and in those days, Benji was friends with a very well connected film industry person that was also working on Lucas' star wars films so that occasionally Benji's buddy would be working on something like foam modelling or whatever and Lucas would nonchalantly walk in and grab some tools. You really have to admire Lucas and what he's managed to achieve. But if your career is as small potatoes as Benji's, then you can even admire greatly the aforementioned film industry stalwart working on the foam modelling.


not sure why or if that's important, but anyway, tonight we check in on the two ladies running for president, we have Clinton on Colbert. She presented herself very well, has 'buena presencia' as they say in Spanish and seems like a strong candidate. In the other corner, we have Fiorina around August 6th talking to Chris Matthews on hardball or msnbc or whatever it was. Fiorina, being a Virgo, is somewhat chameleon like, so may 'take on forms', which would be interesting if she does win the presidency. My advice, and I don't want to seem misogynistic or rude/mean: To Carlee, don't look like the Muppet Janice.


you know, I've had a lawyer in my taxi giving me legal advice saying, I normally charge $500 per hour for advice. Benji, being such minuscule small potatoes so as to be unappealing even to ants, always offers his advice for free.


so really, it's just like that episode of the Brady bunch (The actor that played the dad was gay! Kind of like Steven Colbert!) where Jan is nervous to talk to the audience, so someone says, just imagine the entire audience is naked.... Similarly, we say to Carlee, watch this fellow's plodding monolog Carlee:
http://youtu.be/vFSwBCFg8I8
then imagine right at the very end he adds, 'oh and don't look like the Muppet Janice Carlee'


http://youtu.be/vl5sUSlBISU
. Brady bunch in question


wow, will you look at that?! The Brady bunch mom actually caught genital crabs from the mayor of ny city!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nvfO7NElQM


wow see that really ties in with the Matthews, Fiorina interview because it'd be interesting if Fiorina studies Hilary's tenure as senator of ny state and comes with something strong about it in a future debate


maybe the really important information in this post is that genital crabs are amazing when you really think about it


moving on, def metal music, a classic example is fear factory's 'replica',
http://youtu.be/7RJsRQOneMY
pantera are also a notable example of the genre. Interesting to note the machine gun like staccato of the double bass pedal on the drum kit. As you may know, your humble servant Benji counts drumming and some saxophone playing amongst his musical talents. Typically the right foot presses the bass pedal that strikes the big bass drum. The striking percussion pad that hits the drum is normally just one, but the double bass has two, you can hear them in def metal songs.

humor: the good, the bad and nbc today

http://youtu.be/BMUl6w1efXI


just discovered some channel called college humor, it's pretty funny, but don't bother watching the one about yawning; generally it's all more entertaining than watching videos made by highly functional autistic people explaining all the things that annoy them after they start using labels as a crutch, but sometimes the autistic people are more entertaining, especially when they hit themselves out of frustration


nbc today, womp womp, that's what you think when people say nbc today show: Womp womp, right? Get ready to insert harp music and swirly visual effect, wouldn't it be interesting if nbc today show was the subject of an abc 2020 special investigation? You know, right?! Ok, insert harp music and swirly visual effect now (here).
..


hi I'm Elizabeth, the lady that came out as a raging drunk that sometimes moonlights as a journalist; and I'm like David, is that my name? You know that mournful looking sensitive looking guy that looks like an alter boy that's in his early 40s..... And this is abc 20/20.... Sorry we left the forward slash out earlier, on tonight's abc 20/20, nbc today show: Have they ever won anything, even just once, ever, collectively or as individuals, and should they be institutionalized?


after the break: You claim to have won a raffle once claiming a Turkey as first prize, but your mother says that was actually your cousin Jamie.


matt Lauer: Jamie won that Turkey for everyone, it was a group victory


so you never actually won it yourself....




meanwhile, in the 20/20 editing room; do you think I look more powerful strutting in this shot or with my foot up on that pedestal gazing into an uncertain horizon? Should we go with the Chopin for the schmaltzty sympathetic music? Are these bagels gluten free? Do you think it's sexist I beat my husband, I am a trans-gendered man after all?

movie review: seven brides for seven brothers, 1954

set in 1850s Oregon, a backwoods kind of guy somehow manages to score a foxy bride, she must be enamored with the countryside or the pioneer lifestyle or else her new hubby is plugging her like a porn star because she just busts out in 1950s operatic arias about how swell everything is.... Then she gets to new hubby's farmhouse and it turns out he talks a big game but is actually a total hillbilly by the looks of it, he has six redheaded brothers who stare at his wife like they've never seen a woman before, their home definitely requires a woman's touch. The plot requires they all find brides. If anything else notable happens we'll keep you posted.


ok, she doesn't want to put out on her wedding night but then sings a delightful aria, "when you're in love", and changes her mind. It's classic 1950s Hollywood as the bridegroom is sitting in a tree next to the hokey hillybilly window while she warbles. Btw, if anyone is interested in learning any Hindi, billy means cat and dude means milk.


out at town one brother offers some pretty ladies 'a mite of chewing tobacco', which they take as impudence, a fistfight ensues. now the bride is singing another aria about 'going courting ', as the brothers have a month to prep for a cornshuck dance. The bride's philosophy differs substantially from eazy e from nwa who posited that 'foreplay to [him] ain't shit, when [the woman] spreads them [her legs], then [she ] can cop the dick of the e, if she can deal with the size'...just sayin'.


ok a month has gone by, the men are dressed up all dandy. They are so backwoods, noone from the town dance even recognizes them. The brothers have all found women lickity split and it's time to dance. They are doing a kind of Germanic polka, this turns into a whole different choreographed thing, knees are flying around everywhere. Anyway it's unlikely the brothers would be such professional dancers, as well as everyone else as there's a lot of trees for fellin' and whiles to be set a spellin', and beavers furs fer peltin', just saying.


they're all still dancing and doing gymnastics, finally it ends, I would have put laxatives in their corn broth if I was there.


now the married brother has just sung their dopey love song and we're wondering why we don't have the technology to tell our tv we want eaze e to come along and stop the brother's singing with a bullet to the gut, kind of like in reservoir dogs or pulp fiction, where the victim is all screaming and gurgling. Who knows, maybe in two hundred years time we'll have the computing power, according to moore's law, to do just that!


now the six brothers are singing in the snow, bemoaning their lack of brides, you can tell they aren't Australian because they'd all be in a whorehouse instead. Benjamin says he's going to leave. It's time to go for a jog soon. There's a song about roman days. If eazy e had shot Benjamin's brother earlier we wouldn't get the roman song. He's basically telling his brothers to be more forward in claiming their love interests. Did you know bill and mortgage are the same in Spain and Bulgaria? Factura and hipoteca, that's coz of the Romans! Off the brothers go to claim their women, probably Benjamin too. Wow! They are straight kidnapping them! Throwing towels on their heads and running away with them, this is getting interesting.


a posse is chasing after the kidnapping, lonely brothers, through the snow, there's now a danger of a landslide, avalanche of snow in some pass somewhere. Gunshots ring out, causing an avalanche. The pursuing posse of suitors is thwarted by the avalanche. Now the kidnapped women are brought to Millie, the older brother's wife. She commiserates with the kidnapped women and is very upset with her hillbilly husband for encouraging the kidnapping (he used the Romans as justification to kidnap them). It's all somewhat comical and the brothers are more oafish than violent.


Adam says he's leaving for half a year to the trapper's cabin, Millie doesn't try to stop her hubby from leaving because he has been naughty. The kidnapped women are all sexy vixens and starting to get horny. So far they're sitting tight with Millie. Then Benjamin walks in with a sore leg. The women think he's hot. The women are horny now and just want their beaus, they'll be, holy moley, they're all in their underwear now. The women are catfighting now, they're going crazy about their proximity to the men. Then Millie walks in and drops a bombshell: She's expecting a baby. It's songtime again and these 1950s women are all knockouts. They're snowed in for the winter, getting hornier by the minute, they'll be ready to marry the Chinese railroad builders and go home to a Cantonese opium den in no time at all.


Millie has a baby girl, Adam is fetched for yonder but wont go as is sore something mighty with Millie, not even to meet his own baby daughter. Meanwhile, spring has arrived after a winter of the kidnapped ladies schmoozing up real close to the six brothers, the townsfolk are set to go rescue the kidnapped women from yonder hillbilly farm.


everyone is getting along dandy at the farm. Adam meets his baby Ben Bernanke, for the first time, they call her Hannah. Benjamin still hasn't gone for a jog. Adam wants to take the women back to town now that the pass is open. The brothers don't want that but Adam explains that fighting with the women's kinfolk, especially now as they're coming for them will only alienate their new girlfriends. The women's kinfolk have arrived at the hillbilly farm and are fixing to hang the kidnapping brothers but instead a shotgun wedding occurs with Benjamin, Caleb and the rest of the brothers. The end, time for a jog!

tarantino spouts off as per fran stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky, oh sorry, russia today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpds3V90VbM


you know fran stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky, oh sorry, i mean russia today? that's the great russian english language tv show..... have been following the syrian war somewhat on russia today and 'war bad' tarantino comes on complaining about pol.ice brutality in ferguson, of all places --- the rally against police brutality looked like it was set in nyc .....

first of all, benji does not need some bitch arse americans from hollywood, black, white, harvey keitel, whoever to explain police brutality and black brutality in america...... let benji tell you, the cops in america are the greatest cops in the world, you won't be bribing them easily like the cops in fran stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky, sorry, russia............ also, the black thugs in america, as opposed to regular black people, are to all extents and purposes, a well-armed militia, and cops have every reason to beat them and shoot them......... the black militia in america -- thugs that are armed, not talking about regular black people, are the biggest bunch of bigots that are worse than cops you could ever imagine..... benji knows because benji spent five months living in a homeless shelter in LA with niggaz of all stripes: ex-military, ex-cons, ex-musicians, etc...... niggaz in america are some of the best people to meet anywhere in the world, even including thug-like niggaz......... one time, in the homeless shelter during those five months, one nigga from a militia or gang known as the rolling 60s crips was bombastically threatening anyone with murder if it turned out they had stolen his shit, which did appear to have dissappeared judging by his outburst..... outside, during smoke break, feeling his anger and watching his suspicious eye pass over me, something moved deep inside my gut, not even a bowel movement, but something deep inside, that's a deep down inside fear of being shot dead, but it's not even a bowel movement, like i say

another time, during the daytime, while out in hollywood at some time during these five months, i stared at cops awkwardly as they were parked awkwardly and they rushed over ten yards in their car with the intention of arresting me (just for staring at them the wrong way - and holding a bottle of liquor), i complied with everything they said and never got shot although there was probably a gun trained on me at all times, i was released on the spot after being cuffed and let to go.......... if black people weren't responsible for so many crimes in the first place, they wouldn't be getting shot and bashed by the cops all the time, sometimes, admittedly, when they might not have done anything wrong in a given instance.....

just google black crime statistics in america and google the fatherless rate of black kids in america and learn the facts, black people need to be told they're better than being a thug/crim and getting locked up, black people are running around shooting and beating people with impunity all over america everyday and getting away with it, they do not need to be mollycoddled and covered up for............... so tarantino, just shut yer fat cakehole up buddy, by golly


http://news.yahoo.com/chill-wind-policing-fueling-national-murder-spike-fbi-222605789.html?.b=index&.cf3=U.S.+News&.cf4=5&.cf5=Reuters&.cf6=%2F

spotlight on sports with fran stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky

movie review: blood ties, 2013.... james caan, mila kunos

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1747958/


these are the only two actors benji recognizes, however immediately this movie has the positive quality of seeming like a real world, not just look an event with big names... There's not much action or car chases, mostly interractions and dialog, all the stuff the actors spend years practicing at film school. There are no green screens and hours of having make up applied and complicated outfits.... Can the script then deliver, is the question this film is posing... Franks hot black girlfriend comes to his workplace. Frank is a cop. Frank locked up someone important to the black woman, who was white, judging by how she's talking about him. Not sure why color should matter. More drama between the black lady and Frankie. Frank and the black lady are horny. Now frank wants more than just shoplifting the poo nanny. So the script has taken off, reached cruising altitude when it's all about frank and the black lady. Now all of a sudden it's probably franks crim brother who just got out of jail, some artsy stuff as he sees some tail that interests him. It's all set in the 70s. Next scene, outdoors, sunny, two guys just out of jail find a kiosk they will convert into an honest business. More artsy music overbtop, plus some dialog with occasional profanity. Frank the cop and crim brother have some dialog then cut to police station, frank's boss questions his relationship with his brother. The gazebo is all set up and reformed. There was a pretty good scene where Rudy Giuliani says they can't run the gazebo kiosk because they are excons so they will burn it all so noone can enjoy it just like the moonnites from aqua teen hunger force. Benji is running out of time to listen to all the dirty sluts bound for hell this movie has to cough up as it's time to get back to work and sit in a stuporous yet somehow pleasant state that is Benjis normal daily mindset. I think the hot brunette is mila kunos, all I know is she's hot and I think Seth McFarlane, who might as well be Jesus as far as Hollywood's concerned, likes her or pimped her under or something. All the 70s decor they mustered up is really awesome. If you enjoy cussing you're in for a treat. James caan is the dad of the two brothers and the lady cast as his wife really wouldn't be with him in real life.


James caans motivation is crankiness with his sons' bad relationship with each other. Crim son peek at next job planned. Planning is key when organizing crime, even just in a movie. Armed robbery, to the death. Crim bro is straight out to randomly kill strangers for fun. He has no regard for human life. Or maybe it was an organized hit. This movie is fun! But it's time to move on.