philanthropist David spade traversed Hollywood Florida in his hearse limousine ("it's easier to find parking like that.")
famous for various reasons, spade kicked off a long and colorful career writing gift card memes targeted to the African American community: "happy father's day motherfucker", and "nigga, happy mothrrfucking [sic] birthday, ok?", are just a couple of such memes that won spade acclaim until it was found out he was white. That's when death threats came pouring in like fan mail from pubescent teenage girls to the Beatles, so spade hightailed it to Thailand where he learned by jamming his mouth full of gummy bears and gargling phlegm while saying glub glub glub glub glub and gub gub gub gub gub, he could make millions of Baht as a successful singer, songwriter. Amazingly, he only needed to change tones to give his songs different meaning. Later he returned to America and tried his hand at the film industry, with only lacklustre, mediocre results, so he tried his hand at television. He became famous for his sidesplitting comedy "I only hump fat chicks, and only if they're Mexican". Spade was forty two.
after passing through Hollywood Florida he went to Macon Georgia, where he was spotted with a five hundred pound Mexican woman from Jalisco. Spade is extremely stupid and lame, this probably helped his career.
example of spade's 'fruitless cinema years'....
http://youtu.be/ZAMQGIx3JKk
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