picture this: it's the late 1700s, you're in a madhouse somewhere to visit some suicidal ex-musician

he starts playing some of his music, asking you if you recognize it, you are head scratching, until finally, at his old piano, he plays the theme music to 1980s sitcom 'small wonder', suddenly you are all ears, you're finishing the music yourself, humming along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppb-ldXHfC8

'oh that's charming, i didn't know you wrote that!'

'i didn't,' says the crazy old suicidal man, 'that was  Rod Alexander, Howard Leeds and Diane Leslie.'

that was just a joke, sorry - insert marge simpson laugh here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlPIqXPZd6E


but seriously, can you imagine if hilary clinton and what's that lady's name? carly fiorina, if they were both embittered ex-spouses, formerly married to eachother and the joint-custodial parents of Vicki, from that tv show 'small wonder', i mean that's the kind of thing i think about it so why wouldn't you? oh becoz you have friends and stuff? ok whatever,  i'll just keep on writing then...... so like the girl Vicky, she's half robot so maybe terminator or robocop donated some sperm to a fertility clinic and then hilary and carly, in their happier days together, drew straws to see who would be the ring-bearer, or um, actually, more-proactive gestator i guess is the pc term..... anyway so let's say it's hilary for argument's sake, it doesn't really matter, both the moms are mommy until the horrible divorce and it's time for Vicky to crawl into her motherboard/hard drive a little (SHE'S actually a robot but kind of human too since she's played by a real human actor and all)

some basic questions:

1) who is the girl going to call mommy and who is the girl going to call hilary?

2) which parents will have Vicki smoking pot and answering questionnaires as a pet project on government involvement in pot legalization and mainstreaming (answer: only Hilary) and also have Vicky hanging out with uncle Herbert who has popsicles in his cellar (answer: again, only Hilary).

3) and which mommy will be working overtime to update Vicky's software so she can speak german fluently AND be more human? sighs, you guessed it, the dreamboat, Carly, just sayin'




4) and let's not even go there when it comes to who'll be getting the taxpayers to provide Vicki with contraceptions and sex-ed classes (she's just a kid for christ sake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZsk23gLZo4


5) guess what ? Aforementioned mental hospital for the criminally insane, pescadero or whatever, just had a blackout and a breakout, even Joe Biden wants you to have a shotgun to protect yourself..... Carly has an ak-47, to protect little Vicky with so no problems there, but what happens when Hilary is babysitting?   "Grab the potato peeler Vicky, I, Hilary, will use this croquet mallet to protect us because i left my wallet at home the other day when i went to the gun shop."

6) but i guess holidays to Cuba must be crazy enriching now that they're getting rid of all those neat cars from the 1950s so they can have 1980s Toyotas so go ahead and vote 1 H->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPzr1vzmGY   (but a shotgun in c charp, by joe biden)