but.... but.....

but Benji, you're not a golf course, you don't know what it's like to be Yoda; but Benji, you're not Darth Vader, you don't know what it's like to be Michelle Obama..... But Benji, you're not a war veteran, you never got your legs blown off, but benji you're white but you're not even one sixteenth Danish; but benji you're not a steaming hot muffin full of toxic fungi, you're not fresh to death.... But Benji, you don't own twenty casinos, but benji, you're not even from south of the border... but benji, you never forced a baby out of your vaginal canal! But benji, you never lost three years of wages in the gfc! But benji, you never had to dance in front of millions of people in your underwear for an incompetent choreographer....






but benji this, but benji that....


whatever, ok? Whatever