u.s. presidential race

my job just got serious about work uniform which means no more nike sneakers at work, have to wear leather boots, hopefully my back will get used to it......

 ok let's talk politics, you twisted my arm already..... so we had fiorina talking about being trash talked on the view or the talk or whatever it was...... let benji tell you something directly all you left wing media elite dudes who aren't 100% sure we need hilary and foodstamps and free dental for all the crazy homeless people........

first of all, the 'top 1%' isn't shit, half of sydney is in it, all you need is about $800,000 australian dollars per person, probably by the time i die or even in ten years actually, i'll be in the top 1%, maybe fifteen years, who cares anyway...

also, benji gets that people like jesse waters and bill o'reilly are total dweebs, especially when put together........ but that's no excuse for some of the dumbies out there on the so-called left, take the view and the talk (tv shows for dumb bitches) --- these women need to be thrown into a cage with a sign that says, 'take our dumb bitches, thanks kyrzygstan', and air-chuted over kyrzygstan, probably anybody would understand that

 anyhoo, let benji couch the future for you in really simple terms that even the dumbies at nbc today with their 'trending ten million views today' viral cat videos would understand, we'll go for lord of the rings parlance:

YOU VOTE hilary in, you (the left wing media elites) will end up being like gandalf locked up on top of saruman's tower 'orthanc', except there won't even be a giant eagle to save you, you could try whining to benji at that point: save us peoples' poet, but it wouldn't do you any good, extremely lame result

YOU VOTE the republican candidate (if it's fiorina); man! (or woman), we'll all be hand feeding monstrous little chicks live meat so that they will eventually spawn into winged-steeds for the Nazgul so that the nine black riders can take to the sky, that's BADARSE, you can't beat that....  you decide left wing media elites (half of whom probably are closet republican voters anyway), benji has warned you, take my advice, you'll be 'orthancin' me later'

benji knows that's crazy persuasive, benji could probably persuade you to swallow  your own tongues, it's dangerous, it's almost like you're staring into the crystal ball thing like in lord of the rings and turning into saruman and being brain washed by benji, the dark lord, shit's crayz [no sic, that's a new word]

four fried chickens and a coke; and some dry white toast, thanks