Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Glerd the pogo stick mender, u.s. politics, politics of Benji's home


greetings froonds, yesterday i had an interesting idea for a first children's story that i can start telling both of my kids.... maybe even print it out after photoshopping some pictures or something and make a book of it...... it will be loosely based on Glerd a pogo stick mender who speaks with a funny semi italian accent in broken english and be-whales his relative lack of standing in life -- it's kind of a metaphor for me -- but more of a joke -- it's starting to take form in my mind... .i can see him throwing his shoes or something innocuous at people he is upset with (like a crazy shooter but in a heartwarming way)

politics of Benji's home.... the president (wifi) is returning from 3.5 months in bulgaria --- on tuesday -- she spent there since last august and it has mostly been great not having to listen to her ungrateful whining all the time............ i can only hope that yours truly, chairman of the crib, can handle having her around again

the secretaries of state will be returning also, aged 2 years and 8 months and nine months old (nine months old but able to stand already......) that's be fun playing with them at least, at least something is something

not sure how long i can handle living with my wife though......... maybe long enough to arrange some marriage counselling........ if you've ever been a slave in a nike factory in indonesia for some greedy american firm, then you know what it's like being married to my wife

harvard university is full of commies -- that sounds random and crazy right? but last night i dreamed about some guy from bulgaria who went to harvard...and actually when i was living in bulgaria in 2007/2008 i met a bulgarian woman who got a full scholarship to harvard paid for by them........ i thoroughly despise how wretchedly pathetic and corrupt the universities have become, but i'll channel my anger through Glerd and his shoe throwing and hope it elicits laughs from my kids......... if i can, i'll encourage them to avoid studying 'liberal arts' at universities.... .i still think universities are ok when it comes to real things like engineering, science, etc.... at least their bigotry doesn't lead to outright evil in those areas

u.s. politics / talk back radio -- just spoke with the call screener of tom sullivan show.... tom sullivan is a kind of stalwart of talk radio in america, he gave ryan seacrest his first job in radio, hopefully that wasn't too upsetting for tom........ the call screener said they only put one caller on the air once per week max, maybe i should have tried to hide that i had been put on the air



here's a screenshot of twitter reaction to my call yesterday to tom sullivan (i used the name 'rick' - it's a very kind of anglo name, in spanish it would be ricardo....) obviously, the name rick has great charm because when used after any of numerous words in english that end with 'p' the word 'prick' is formed which always sounds great

now again, the fact that i have very little social standing and am not a great journalist or talk show host or senator or whatever, i'll just channel that through my children's story to my kid about 'Glerd the pogo stick mender' who is unhappy with his social standing.... it isn't really a big issue for me to be honest, at least i don't think it is

i did want to talk to sullivan today about this article in the new york times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/us/politics/wary-of-donald-trump-gop-leaders-are-caught-in-a-standoff.html?_r=0

this article is typical of the good i see in the ny times, despite not liking a lot of their extreme left wing loon stuff..... it goes into great detail about how trump makes various republicans nervous.....

due to the short attention span and general mengingitic nature of the 24 hour news cycle and fickle american audiences enamored with silly things they perceive as not lame, it may not even be relevant next week

evil, the nature of...... for example, the crazy news cycle in america this week with the radio shows, etc, talks about some crazy shooter in colorado, i have read all about him and he is a thorough nut case and has done some dastardly things, although killing the people he killed easily takes the cake....may God have mercy on his soul -- he'll be going to hell for a time, no doubt......

i confess i do  not envy the american journalists i find who seem to me somehow enslaved by the game they play in that they are forced to follow nasty stories like this colorado shooter due to the idiotic nature of the audiences they are dealing with..... i prefer the 'back office' story which would more be dealing with satanic influences in the spirit world, egging this Dear man on to kill people and how he let his Soul slide in his life to become a victim to these evil energies..... if you're interested in this kind of thing, read Sweedenborg's "heaven and hell" and such like books

very well, that is all for now, some american guys (mormons) are coming over in an hour or so to help me finish some detailing on the paint job i did of my wife's loungeroom and bedroom (i just say it's all hers since she likes to wear the pants and dominate as much as possible)..... in a recent attempt to keep her in check, i made a donation to a charity from our shared finances (as we are married we share everything)........hopefully that will keep her mouth shut -- she is deathly against giving to charity and i myself question the wisdom of providing midwifes to women in africa when i really believe they are overpopulating themselves there and should instead by using more contraceptives..... but, since they insist, i don't suppose there's anything wrong with providing midwife assistance to their childbirths, what would i know? all i know is if i buy a  motorbike the likelihood of dying, statistically, is significantly increased, so i should be happy i guess, that my 50cc scooter, Colleen, has long since given up the ghost.

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