It's such big news boyfriends oh my God oh my God!!!!
Entertainment Weekly News: Christina Aguilera unfollows Britney Spears after body-shaming post.
https://ew.com/music/christina-aguilera-unfollows-britney-spears-after-body-shaming-post/
Unfollows!!! Oh my God, stop the presses!!!!
Man yesterday I had to park the bus on route out front Avalon shell station (newsflash the Baywatch producers were toying with the idea of switching production of Baywatch to Avalon like twenty years ago but the locals wouldn't have it). It's like a little Malibu tucked away in the private parts of Sydney. My boat is there plus I just joined the sailing club. The girls are what I would class nouveau chique ho-bags. So they're slutty but super rich, so unlike the working class slutbags from my hometown they absolutely will not be falling pregnant when slutting around, then going to daddy taxpayer for handouts and skipping college. They also more likely to do kinky shit like threesomes. They dress like absolute porn star prostitutes on the weekend, in the Northern Beaches in general where I hang north and south of Collaroy. They're proud of it.
Anyway three of these 'classy' hos (ie cashed up hos) were standing in their school uniforms around having a mother's meeting by the fuel bowsers. I stormed off my bus, into the gas station, grab the restroom key, stomp outside around these three bitches and one of them says 'scary'. I immediately thought she was talking about me like a total hobag asshole as I was super locked in to their auras/emotional states and could feel their hobag insecurities and general ho-bagged-ness (that's four syllables in that newly minted word y'all). So I was fairly certain they were talking about me just to be jerks. I also noticed them clamming up as I was walking back two minutes later to return the restroom key.
The problem with girls like this is they do not find that tough guy that hits them, that's what they're craving at the deepest level. My buddy Colleen in Spain, the NYC captain of the high school cheerleader squad bff had a boyfriend like that once that would actually hit her, she enjoyed it! She was in one of my dopey movies too, as like a flamenco dancer, but she wouldn't stomp her feet and instead started ad-libbing about making tortilla and stupid shit like that. Total idiot. I have a pretty ok opinion of Christina Aguilera but really I only think about her vocal range in that moves like Jagger song and remember her riding her dirt bike in leathers in some other dopey song of hers. Sounds like Britney's on a fishing expedition. I guarantee if Britney and Christina could get a guy to beat them they'd be happy as Larry, this is actually documented in Britney's case.
Australia is full of homosexual men or so effeminate as to be gay faggots and confused uber narcissistic dumb bitches. Also dumb English redneck closet homo whoremongers. Mystery solved.
As a matter of fact, in Russia the cops will not even take a domestic violence call seriously unless the woman is in hospital. In America most domestic violence is perpetuated by men. If Britney isn't desperate for big media relationships and attention, from boredom, why isn't she focusing on her husband's body shape?
In conclusion, I like the Kalgoorlie under 17s chances at winning the football this year. Get farked yer farken shluts fugg of yer shluts. And we out.
Benji has spoken, dismissed.
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