Friday, September 2, 2022

Benji commissions MTV to save New Zealand from their pitiful patheticness

 

Background music as back story is revealed:

https://youtu.be/fk_IkF4tvRc


Legolas and Gimli son of Gloin must walk the paths of the dead seeking to raise an army.

https://youtu.be/WwHmcuwrfCM



Similarly, all the people of MTV USA, aged 75 or less, must sever and each raise (only if he/she or zer has an actual working hand or sophisticated and working substitute in lieu of) a plastic Star Wars Stormtrooper right leg and pledge as follows: I hereby pledge to investigate and discover and reform, wherever practicable, each and every form of stupidity and ignorance I find in the peoples populating New Zealand. I do so willingly, with my Star Wars plastic Stormtrooper right leg in my grasp, held up high in a non creepy kind of way. I pledge this earnestly and will see my mission through to the end of 2024 or so, so that I may expose and reform the queefs and turds populating the land of New Zealand. So say I, so say all: ROGER ROGER!

https://youtu.be/d0cVjz1HOp4



Note that a Star Wars Stormtrooper leg is not the same as a Star wars droid leg....

https://youtu.be/t7XfmSUvXgo


The Invisible Swordsman HAS been summoned 

https://youtu.be/e9vPvHO8Kp4

and the President of the United States may or may not have shaken his hand:

https://youtu.be/oU6OwHIayco


REGULATORS!!!!! mount up



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