Kingswood Country spinoff: Bullpit

 

Bullpit:

Bullpit:

https://youtu.be/SdO0M0b_7nY

What's up guys? After all that traumatic childhood, suicides and beatings and facial spasiming mom with her crazy pills side effects. Thank God for the folks at the Colorado mental health counseling helpline and also the folks at Lifeline Australia, I can now watch Kingswood Country and Bullpit without feeling traumatized (my early childhood to age 21 bff FDR - not his real actual name, just a nickname for him - called me a 'wog' (wop/guido) like three times in thirteen years, what a crime against humanity.)

Anyway so one of the guys at the bbq yesterday, his only child, a daughter and my youngest of three kids, also a daughter, two five year olds were playing happily, also with a couple of other little girls, although they paired off a bit also. This father, his father was an American GI stationed in Germany. I think he mentioned yesterday his father was in combat in Vietnam however I wasn't listening well. 

At one point I mentioned to a different girl's father who seemed to like my buddy as a buddy  (not for hot steamy gay man sex kinda thing, I mean noone here is as hot as Bill Hemmer except for me ladies and I'm a lot hotter in every way, someone needs to feed him a poisoned apple y'all, then I'll be the fairest in the land, another thing about that is, actually nevermind...)

.... Speaking of apples, so I was telling Jonathan this Brett's mom whipped him with a chain and then his wife started attacking him physically also (you know, background information), but without embarrassing Brett as only Jonathan heard. Anyway this Brett was telling me, General McArthur (like blood and guts McArthur) actually gave his mother an award (I think because the base commander in Germany was embarrassed an american gi was bashing his Australian wife, or else because she was active on the ladies club or something. Or because Generals like to socialize and stuff. I mean my sister Trish was telling me few years ago she only works with CEOs nowadays over in Madrid in her English as a second language teaching gig and an american military family flew out to Paris in an american army airplane to have a holiday plus a quick dinner with me, so why not right?

So gay-sex, poisoned apples, Kingswood Country, Paris, oh yeah, this new spinoff, Bullpit, I do like the horny old french lady at the retirement village character, I like that character, she's amusing. Some of these Australians really think acting properly means acting like British so you're going to see a lot of that.