McEnroe and Bensinger:
https://youtu.be/xfrQlaSKcfA
Precisely what was wrong with Maverick. It's 111am and I'm about to get out of bed to blow my nose a lot and crap out. Nothing wrong with that.
Order a cardboard cutout of Pennys aforementioned from college, university or Maverick and tell Mrs she's number two from now on for a while, hey, it's an idea, right? See what the Mrs says.... I might have to try it out actually. Wonder what that might cost.... Maybe just get one of Britney and Christina (Aguilera). Penny from university was cute though....
But the scene in Top Gun Maverick where Maverick and Iceman, supposedly a Captain and an Admiral, have a little mother's meeting about their 'feelings' before their little boy Rooster gets blown to smithereens and there's a little house visit and a hug. No way Jose. Look I just mentioned my only favorite family member's suicide right, back in 1999? In conjunction with a date with Penny from university, also way back then. Plus a three on three basketball game in Richmond VA my team won (place is full of military people everywhere) with the danger zone song playing, right? So look, I even placed a phone call recently with the u.s. military helpline to talk about my feelings about aforementioned sister's suicide and ashes, whatever. Boo hoo it's tragic, and yes, there's a place for feelings on the silver screen and off, even regarding the American military where everyone should be super disciplined. That's why they even have a helpline for upset american military people that even I can call and grieve to. That's ok. They can even run little theatre plays in combat zones if they really want to. Shit I think it's not unknown for marines to even ass fuck each other willingly in combat zones, just don't ask don't tell.
But a Captain and an Admiral having a little rub and hug because a fighter pilot might have unresolved feelings about his dad and death. Nut, as in, no way Jose. Can you imagine if Jack Nicholson's colonel from a few good men was PRESENT at that scene? He'd be shooting one of those net gun things over the Captain and Admiral and running his own personal court marshall with tweezers and a lighter plus a can of fly spray (don't forget gaffer tape y'all, your best friend in those scenarios). No way man. Never. That scene should be cancelled forever. No way.
128am, crap evacuated. Proceeding with clean up.
Dismissed. Crap dismissed, not everyone else. That scene was completely unacceptable. It's ok if you want to put Val Kilmer in the movie but you cannot depict an Admiral and Captain having such a girly mother's meeting like that. It's completely unacceptable. From a purely military or military plus Hollywood perspective, consider if I was briefing you: mission objective, take that hill. Then Val and Tom are like, can we paint each other's toe nails and talk about boys? I'd be like, if you take the hill, I don't give a shit if you lick each other's assholes out and have sex with a car battery and jumper leads afterwards as long as you're back by o six hundred or whatever. I mean imagine if they took the hill and instead of assfucking each other like in a penthouse magazine story they just decide to sing my favorite song I actually wrote: that's my doonsen mi doonsen poopsen mi poopsen den den mi doonsen dilly doonsen poopsen poopsen den poopsen den, etc. But instead they changed all the lyrics around and were singing dinny doonsen or something, I mean that wouldn't be thrilling but at least they would have achieved their mission prerogative plus neither would be pregnant or have the other one's cum dripping out of his ass.
We all know where this goes in Hollywood and the military. When I transferred to the northern beaches on the exact sixth anniversary of bus driving, with my NSW government transport authority number from 1999 Penny days, June last year (2021), who was there at Whale beach kicking it as his wife's house where I totally wasn't invited over for little hugs and chats about Rooster?
https://youtu.be/VXAc6bJmqcI
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