I need to tune out a little bit. I can handle Jenn's beautiful hair (think Billy Bibbit on the boat telling Rose or Candy, can't remember which, about the beautiful hair). Whatever. I'm at the dentist now I even have a surgical glove on my right hand. Coz my daughter couldn't bite down on the x-ray film, I tried helping out. Then I just had a discussion with the dentist about her (almost five year old kid) molars. Dentists understand the difference between molar and other teeth. In Spain you absolutely cannot avoid the term 'mola' in day to day speech, when dealing with the younger generation. It literally means to chew (ie with the molar teeth) but it is used to indicate if something is good or bad. But we don't say it's good or bad, we just say if it mola or no mola or if they do or don't molan.
Keeping that in mind let's see what mola or no mola:
Jenn, Bill's, blonde lady's hair (Dana Perino) mola
Biden's talk about election fraud: no mola
Reams and reams of pre filled votes for Biden printed in China or wherever and Facebook running dropbox elections: no mola
Absentee voting with the dropbox and fake votes from dead people: no mola
One's momma: my momma lost all her teeth God knows how many years ago, so she was chewing with dentures (molar and incisors): mola
Alligators: molan
The bangles [sic]: I'm guessing they have all their teeth and play football with built in mouth guards in their helmets and possibly represent Cincinnati (Ohio - America's people smuggling capital) but I'll have to check that: molan.
Handcuffs (esposas): no molan most of the time
Cincinnati Bangles [sic]:
https://youtu.be/lCxQXC0ou3A
Ok moments later, I'm at Bunnings warehouse which is a very large, dominant hardware chain all around Sydney and wherever else. I got the Bunnings warehouse wide brimmed gardening hat. I'll probably just leave it on the boat. It's extremely dorky, has a straw design with a band around the brim saying Bunnings on one end and the Bunnings logo, an embroidery of a 🔨🔨 hammer on the other, in this instance. I'm not for sure I like the wide brim hats in general and the Bunnings design is extremely dorky, I would prefer a more 19th century America steam boat looking wide brimmed hat. However I couldn't say no to the $7, probably made in China, thing because it has the adjustable bead, like Samuel L Jackson's little beard thing in Jacky Brown (dopey movie but good usage of Bridget Fonda, too bad she's not on Fox News everyday), with the little adjustable bead. You really need that adjustment bead strap thing because the heavy gales on the water will be sure to blow your hat off otherwise no doubt.
I also have two rechargeable hangable lights that double as USB rechargers for my phone. So I can have one on the boat fully charged while I'm looking around for solar panel solutions. There's already one solar panel on the boat for the battery system but I don't want to play with that. I'll just label the seacocks (taps that admit water into the hull from outside) with the permanent marker I bought today and label aforementioned solar battery system and whatever else needs labelling. I need adhesive stickers also to make labels. I'll sleep overnight on the Red Herring tonight for the first time. Will eventually fashion some kind of underwater rope ladder for her for when I swim out but will bring my kayak today and leave her on the beach permanently there.
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