Keeping it mellow, no AKs in sight, tell them on board motorless refrigerator:
https://youtu.be/hyEvrhSFdy8
Gutfeld's crew on Biden perking up a bit and having an actual press conference, first in years....
https://youtu.be/fgY1hyrZB-8
Shoot none of these folks speak Spanish but we're not going to hold it against them, you know a sierra is normally a mountain chain in California right? So it's like you do speak Spanish. It's also a saw like for cutting wood. I got my son a little toolbox recently and there's a pretty frickin strong looking hammer in it which even the four year old is playing with. I don't even know if that's safe. I definitely told the boy don't play with my saws coz he could easily chop a finger off. My brother left behind a pretty powerful machine saw, electric, which you could really cut someone's arm off with.
I mean I'm learning all these nautical words in English but I don't even know them in Spanish: port, starboard, quarter, bow, stern, mainsail, jib, rollocks, etc. But yeah nada can be nothing but it's definitely swim and saw is sierra, it's a tool. And sierra is also a mountain range. Seeing things is subconsciously associated with the color green (ver de / verde). Oh and cierra, meaning 'close' (opposite verb open) is pronounced like sierra in most of world except like northern Spain. We don't associate a handsaw/ machine saw or mountain chain with the verb 'to see' in Spanish like you might in English. Just a different tangle of neuron wiring with the hispano parlantes I guess.
I got my boat today, the Red Herring at Avalon. Excelente. It's really good actually. The guy sold it to me is a retired local politician and has time to show me the ropes. He's spent his entire life on 'Pittwater' which is the inland sea there. One day I'll sail it to Sydney harbour from Pittwater on the ocean. And to Newcastle, Lake Macquarie, I suppose. I'm very happy with that. The pursuit of happiness. I really liked this boat as it's pretty spacious inside for it's relatively short length, 7.2 metres. I'm over the moon about it. I can just finish a bus shift and sleep on my boat at Avalon. I could gush all day about how much I like Avalon but I'm focused on how I'm going to get some kind of storage there like a box trailer for my gardening tools. Also it's not clear I'll be able to keep a mooring outside the sailing club there so might end up nearby in Claireville or something, very close by. Anyway I want a box trailer to store my tools/lawnmower plus whatever. I love my boat. That's fully sick bruz.*
* Bruz (indigenous Australian for brothers/bros)
Ok here's Kennedy from fox business, she's not running around in a thong bikini showing the world she's comfortably single with her rechargeable batteries operated drill like certain divorced women I'm aware of. I mean she's not doing that on screen here:
https://youtu.be/TEWGs0r8Zhs
And she's actually pleasantly amusing and informative in what I find to be, a non manic-episode, non obnoxious, and humorous way. To use a sailing metaphor, I like the cut of her jib here. My jib on the Red Herring is a genoa styled foresail that goes sternward of the mainsail in case you were wondering about the (literal) cut of my personal jib. Not sure if Kennedy has a literal jib but again, good to see her and she's covered her cleavage so slightly Islamic although not covering any hair, try a baseball cap maybe. Doesn't hurt the FBI to wear them, doesn't make them terrorists either, just sayin'.
Ok the next thing, before I go out and buy more real estate, I'm thinking about buying shares in Google, Facebook, Tesla, Toyota, Lockheed Martin, and better check Nancy Pelosi's shortlist. She's the first American, after my buddy Todd, who's on my invite list to sail on the Red Herring. I mean I'm not expecting her to, although I am expecting Todd to and other Americans may board occasionally but I mean Nancy is my number two invitee (after Todd) to board. If you board the Red Herring, you won't be disrespected, unless you're listening to playbacks of me dissing you on Chris Salcedo's radio show, if that makes sense. If you're physically aboard, you'll be treated like royalty, whoever you are. I'm not bringing people aboard to torture them, although I probably could although that would be a jail-able offense (although not in China necessarily). Kennedy's the number three american invited, so long as she covers up and not just dresses like a pole dancer in front of her husband. He can come too but he's not officially invited. We can figure something out. Same goes for Nancy's husband. Fauci's totally not welcome, persona non grata. Think Spanish war galleon broadsiding yo' ass and stripping and quartering yo' ass then unloading cannons. Come on.
Just so you know, I don't especially like Nancy Pelosi neither do I hate her. I'd definitely be interested to have her on the boat and pick her brain even if her two secret service guys had to rub a security check on me so long as they don't touch my anus or testicles. I mean rubbing a metal detector wand around there would be ok. I never mentioned Ice Cube in spot four but it's his if he wants it. He can stick his head in the refrigerator tub where you keep the beer cold, doesn't have a motor so just needs an ice cube anyway, all good.
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