TIME MAGAZINE asks if Christine Lagarde can save Europe; Benji answers: No, she's a dumb bitch

but it wouldn't matter even if she weren't, coz it's just a dumb question, but the typical lame, pastel-colored with chic tartan sock style you get from the dummies at TIME that only employ writers that have a document from some university saying they most definitely believe humans evolved from monkeys and evolution is a big accident.............

so to hell with TIME magazine......

before we mention the idiot Alan Colmes again and the pathetically lame 'news cycle' over in america, let's state that the great heroes that create South Park and American Dad and Family Guy...... these guys are like the Chief in 'One flew over the cuckoos nest' after he starts getting on a roll in basketball, that scene, strutting from hoop to hoop.
http://youtu.be/cm3Cl1_6520
Condescending to the pathetic daily dribble of the daily news/talk radio cycle is too far beneath these mighty avenging angels (or just funny crack-pipe smoking writers), they rally round the family with a pocket full of shells bitches!

for the rest of us, losers - there's the stupid talk radio with its lame daily 'battles' (lame bitch-fests)........... there was some guy that was targeted by some fag lovers for his sexual orientation (hetero/non-slutty/believes in repopulating the planet), it's an open-shut case of sexual discrimination against him and he just needs to take a civil lawsuit against the network that fired him for his sexual orientation, it's real simple........

i know what you're thinking dickwad Holmes*, you're so much more refined and intelligent and even wise than the poor, uneducated rabble (send them to the countryside for re-education, just like during the cultural revolution in China!), becoz [oop! [sic] i need a 150k degree from Harvard** to know that's not how to spell becoz!] you don't use hateful gay slurs like 'fag'..... you're so urbane........but, for a well-traveled, well-lived fellow like Benji, Benji knows that amongst the gay men, this term is tossed around among themselves liberally, among very promiscuous gay men, it's a term of endearment.......... similarly 'black folk' (a racist term which isn't even cozy anymore and barely even quaint), bandy the term 'nigger' around each other familiarly........ and no-one criticized Tarantino for using the term so many times in Pulp Fiction........ so many african-americans were jealous of him after that movie came out, that was the least concern on their mind was the usage of the term 'nigger' so excessively.....

but this is why the lameys, and yes, Benji counts himself amongst them, listens to the talk-radio and stupid lame news cycle........ so that the bitches can have listeners........

we'll bash Holmes some mo' probably soon for being such a girlie wusbag baloney pooping and breathin' mach(ine) soon mabes......... but now let's discuss the Breeders (musical ensemble) some more.... Benji rates them extremely highly, in mathematical terms, when you multiple a number, e.g., 'x' by itself one time, that's x raised to the power of 2.... example: x=3.... x to the power of 2 (written with a little mini 2 above the x, is akin to saying: 3x3, which is equal to 9.... very simple)........... but there's a value in mathematics: 'n'...... so that you raise any number, say 'x' (where x equals your weekly pay check for example, in u.s. dollars prior to QE1 and QE2, you raise that value 'x' to the 'nth' degree, to the power of 'n', where 'n', again, is a variable...... let's call that variable value for 'n' now, for the sake of argument, the following marvelous song by the Breeders: and then we'll wait until the next thing we hear about explode on the tv or on the radio or as we walk past a newspaper front page at the gas station, the odds state that that explosion will be a suicide bomber in pakistan, maybe)........ the nth degree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_l4ZOVJ-ts   (divine hammer)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breeders


* you're momma's so fat, she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt and helicopters land on her, biatch; i'll steal your lunch money you pants-wetter!

** how'd you enjoy living in tents you degree holding bitches? i'll kick your arses!