ever had to crap in public? benji has

a new yorker girl from lawng eye-lend got into my taxi a few weeks ago and i informed her that one time i had to poop in public because i just couldn't keep it in any longer

"get out of here!?" she said in disbelief

it was true too, it was my brother's fault, he kept promising the chess cafe we were heading to was 'just a few minutes away', 'almost there'.... this went on and on and then i crapped on a street corner in a little patch of grass there, someone passing by in a car laughed, not sure how my butt got wiped after that