Wednesday, December 18, 2013

in a hurry


My friend's daughter Brooklyn, holding my son Alex today Thursday



in a hurry to go to work, must rush.... just wanted to mention snorkelling experience on tuesday, was observing a sting-ray hide itself about 25 metres below me, at Clovelly beach here in sydney --- then as it hid itself, the thought hit me: wow! in the future, the great navies of the world will mostly be un-manned and remote control and just run mostly underwater -- drone ships.......... even merchant flotillas too -- just you wait 500 years and see!

anyway, immediately before and after that, randomly made the acquaintance of some random bulgarians that heard us ambling along talking in bulgarian

afterwards became extremely irate with the thing i married and its mother due to my perception that they were bitching about my parenting skills in a way i found very offensive

i told the thing i married to tell its mother don't bother washing/ironing my clothes ever again, then, like a refrigerator in nfl, i lunged (metaphorically, not literally) at the 500 pound (another metaphor) mother in law thing this morning so as to avoid her grasping tendency at hogging the baby........ ended up cathing up with one of my buddies and his wife, both of whom were old schoolmates of mine but remarried both, my male buddy's two kids from his first marriage were there, and Brooklyn, above, is his wife's daughter....... modern families, complicated relationships......... not to judge, don't even know......... could easily see myself going to live away from my wife's roof on a long term basis although unsure if i'd remarry

anyway, hadn't caught up with my mother since my high school reunion some weeks ago, as she lives with my brother who is a big loser, he really offended me so decided to avoid both of them, also, she's such an arsehole, she never even bothers to call me

found some nifty sunglasses that say 'texas' on one arm, while peeing in a latrine here in auburn this morning

christmas is annoying me, have already returned my wife's gift for a refund as she was such an arsehole of late, and tore up the card i got my mother in law........ and put the gift card in my wallet........ my mother got alex some presents so wrapped that instead...........

the best thing i could get for christmas this year would be a no-spin zone on boxing day (26th in australia) with o'reilly in a hospital bed suffering from haemerroids, and getting visits from all his dopey buddies like the Jew (i can just see him giving him some ham and saying, 'we can't eat this, it's a jew thing'.... and then everyone shuffling by his bed asking how his butt feels.......... that's what i want this year for xmas santa.... but if all you give me are the sunglasses that's not good enough kind of


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